| Name / Title | Added | Expires | Hits | Comments | Syntax | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tuesday plans | Jan 30th, 2019 | Never | 137 | 0 | None | - |
| Waterproof electronics | Jan 29th, 2019 | Never | 65 | 0 | None | - |
| Someone tell Hitler the stache is bad | Jan 29th, 2019 | Never | 143 | 0 | None | - |
| I DONT GIVE A FUCK | Jan 29th, 2019 | Never | 219 | 0 | None | - |
| FINE THERAPY FINE | Jan 28th, 2019 | Never | 88 | 0 | None | - |
| Naturally Annoying | Jan 28th, 2019 | Never | 60 | 0 | None | - |
| A Very Bradley Tantrum | Jan 28th, 2019 | Never | 152 | 0 | None | - |
| Want to go fishing? | Jan 25th, 2019 | Never | 59 | 0 | None | - |
| Eat my cupcakes and leave? | Jan 25th, 2019 | Never | 68 | 0 | None | - |
| But when babies? | Jan 25th, 2019 | Never | 179 | 0 | None | - |
| WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT? | Jan 23rd, 2019 | Never | 67 | 0 | None | - |
| Brads a rude bitch but Kelsey is a bridesmaid | Jan 23rd, 2019 | Never | 137 | 0 | None | - |
| Gossip hens | Jan 22nd, 2019 | Never | 67 | 0 | None | - |
| Blackout drunk | Jan 22nd, 2019 | Never | 61 | 0 | None | - |
| Sex therapy | Jan 22nd, 2019 | Never | 147 | 0 | None | - |
| Homecoming | Jan 21st, 2019 | Never | 62 | 0 | None | - |
| Listening is Key | Jan 21st, 2019 | Never | 61 | 0 | None | - |
| Be mad Noah | Jan 18th, 2019 | Never | 96 | 0 | None | - |
| Drink up little smoothie | Jan 18th, 2019 | Never | 98 | 0 | None | - |
| Bye New York | Jan 18th, 2019 | Never | 165 | 0 | None | - |
| Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain | Jan 16th, 2019 | Never | 111 | 0 | None | - |
| Amazon is ruining the economy | Jan 16th, 2019 | Never | 62 | 0 | None | - |
| Welcome new roomies | Jan 16th, 2019 | Never | 197 | 0 | None | - |
| Seek professional help | Jan 15th, 2019 | Never | 66 | 0 | None | - |
| Im going to pretend I dont care | Jan 15th, 2019 | Never | 65 | 0 | None | - |
| We resent those fucks | Jan 11th, 2019 | Never | 60 | 0 | None | - |
| The situationship | Jan 11th, 2019 | Never | 144 | 0 | None | - |
| Heart Attack | Jan 11th, 2019 | Never | 138 | 0 | None | - |
| NY Skype call | Jan 9th, 2019 | Never | 71 | 0 | None | - |
| Thirsty bitch | Jan 9th, 2019 | Never | 117 | 0 | None | - |
| There will be babies | Jan 9th, 2019 | Never | 128 | 0 | None | - |
| YOU GET A CAR AND YOU GET A CAR | Jan 8th, 2019 | Never | 64 | 0 | None | - |
| A clean bill of health | Jan 8th, 2019 | Never | 59 | 0 | None | - |
| Baby looks good on you | Jan 8th, 2019 | Never | 136 | 0 | None | - |
| Fuck you, eat cheesecake | Jan 7th, 2019 | Never | 57 | 0 | None | - |
| Fuck Hayley, Eat Cupcakes | Jan 7th, 2019 | Never | 64 | 0 | None | - |
| Fuck Remy, I do what I want | Jan 7th, 2019 | Never | 277 | 0 | None | - |
| Ate Veggies | Jan 4th, 2019 | Never | 76 | 0 | None | - |
| Bye bye Miss American Pie | Jan 4th, 2019 | Never | 125 | 0 | None | - |
| Mom to heart | Jan 4th, 2019 | Never | 159 | 0 | None | - |
| Shes off to NY | Dec 28th, 2018 | Never | 72 | 0 | None | - |
| Perioding=Nut Kicks | Dec 28th, 2018 | Never | 55 | 0 | None | - |
| Heart Beat Presents | Dec 28th, 2018 | Never | 290 | 0 | None | - |
| Where are you Christmas Baking? | Dec 26th, 2018 | Never | 63 | 0 | None | - |
| Where are you Christmas Gifts? | Dec 26th, 2018 | Never | 343 | 0 | None | - |
| Where are you Christmas Grilled Cheese? | Dec 26th, 2018 | Never | 133 | 0 | None | - |
| Birds of a Feather | Dec 21st, 2018 | Never | 1,873 | 0 | None | - |
| But -I- want a surprise baby too | Dec 19th, 2018 | Never | 187 | 0 | None | - |
| Not my gumdrop buttons | Dec 19th, 2018 | Never | 73 | 0 | None | - |
| A nice Jewish boy | Dec 19th, 2018 | Never | 225 | 0 | None | - |
| We'll go ironically | Dec 18th, 2018 | Never | 98 | 0 | None | - |
| Bushwick is rough | Dec 18th, 2018 | Never | 121 | 0 | None | - |
| You're not wandering New York | Dec 17th, 2018 | Never | 72 | 0 | None | - |
| Cupcakes fix everything | Dec 17th, 2018 | Never | 61 | 0 | None | - |
| I am the exception, not the rule | Dec 17th, 2018 | Never | 150 | 0 | None | - |
| We deserve success sex | Dec 14th, 2018 | Never | 104 | 0 | None | - |
| I feel strongly about your ass | Dec 14th, 2018 | Never | 113 | 0 | None | - |
| Cake in the face | Dec 14th, 2018 | Never | 195 | 0 | None | - |
| Told you so | Dec 12th, 2018 | Never | 123 | 0 | None | - |
| Just admit it | Dec 12th, 2018 | Never | 120 | 0 | None | - |
| Felix is the worst patient | Dec 12th, 2018 | Never | 127 | 0 | None | - |
| Dont shit on my tree | Dec 11th, 2018 | Never | 64 | 0 | None | - |
| An uneventful food fight | Dec 11th, 2018 | Never | 63 | 0 | None | - |
| Broken bones | Dec 11th, 2018 | Never | 311 | 0 | None | - |
| This might be a job | Dec 10th, 2018 | Never | 58 | 0 | None | - |
| Dad will be okay | Dec 10th, 2018 | Never | 60 | 0 | None | - |
| Let him eat cake | Dec 10th, 2018 | Never | 124 | 0 | None | - |
| Fourth dates are for grappling hooks | Dec 7th, 2018 | Never | 326 | 0 | None | - |
| You've got CRABS | Dec 7th, 2018 | Never | 100 | 0 | None | - |
| Rise from the Ashes | Dec 7th, 2018 | Never | 107 | 0 | None | - |
| Clearly spitting on each other is the solution to fights | Dec 4th, 2018 | Never | 148 | 0 | None | - |
| Yo you both suck | Dec 4th, 2018 | Never | 73 | 0 | None | - |
| Cute family bowling | Dec 4th, 2018 | Never | 132 | 0 | None | - |
| All the cookies ever | Dec 3rd, 2018 | Never | 108 | 0 | None | - |
| Christmas has to be funny | Dec 3rd, 2018 | Never | 75 | 0 | None | - |
| Argue with compliments | Dec 3rd, 2018 | Never | 149 | 0 | None | - |
| Enter Bane | Dec 2nd, 2018 | Never | 435 | 0 | None | - |
| Forrest Gump | Nov 30th, 2018 | Never | 421 | 0 | None | - |
| A watched pot | Nov 30th, 2018 | Never | 77 | 0 | None | - |
| WHERE IS DAY THREE | Nov 30th, 2018 | Never | 151 | 0 | None | - |
| Things that come out of ovens are hot | Nov 28th, 2018 | Never | 88 | 0 | None | - |
| Surprise! It's a birthday party | Nov 28th, 2018 | Never | 772 | 0 | None | - |
| Good Unhealthy Relationship | Nov 27th, 2018 | Never | 101 | 0 | None | - |
| Birthday Flash Mob | Nov 27th, 2018 | Never | 160 | 0 | None | - |
| Birthday Stress Relief | Nov 26th, 2018 | Never | 405 | 0 | None | - |
| FORGIVENESS | Nov 26th, 2018 | Never | 78 | 0 | None | - |
| Fuck you very much | Nov 26th, 2018 | Never | 223 | 0 | None | - |
| Im thankful for cancer | Nov 23rd, 2018 | Never | 77 | 0 | None | - |
| Im thankful for work quickies | Nov 23rd, 2018 | Never | 89 | 0 | None | - |
| Im thankful for my fake family | Nov 23rd, 2018 | Never | 141 | 0 | None | - |
| Leave the brownies alone | Nov 21st, 2018 | Never | 71 | 0 | None | - |
| Asian Lucky Charm | Nov 21st, 2018 | Never | 72 | 0 | None | - |
| YOU COULD HAVE DIED | Nov 21st, 2018 | Never | 82 | 0 | None | - |
| The MANHANDLING | Nov 21st, 2018 | Never | 197 | 0 | None | - |
| He has no manners | Nov 20th, 2018 | Never | 161 | 0 | None | - |
| Protect your dick | Nov 20th, 2018 | Never | 107 | 0 | None | - |
| Whiny Mancold | Nov 20th, 2018 | Never | 151 | 0 | None | - |
