Name / Title | Added | Expires | Hits | Comments | Syntax | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Tuesday plans | Jan 30th, 2019 | Never | 109 | 0 | None | - |
Waterproof electronics | Jan 29th, 2019 | Never | 41 | 0 | None | - |
Someone tell Hitler the stache is bad | Jan 29th, 2019 | Never | 106 | 0 | None | - |
I DONT GIVE A FUCK | Jan 29th, 2019 | Never | 190 | 0 | None | - |
FINE THERAPY FINE | Jan 28th, 2019 | Never | 48 | 0 | None | - |
Naturally Annoying | Jan 28th, 2019 | Never | 30 | 0 | None | - |
A Very Bradley Tantrum | Jan 28th, 2019 | Never | 123 | 0 | None | - |
Want to go fishing? | Jan 25th, 2019 | Never | 36 | 0 | None | - |
Eat my cupcakes and leave? | Jan 25th, 2019 | Never | 35 | 0 | None | - |
But when babies? | Jan 25th, 2019 | Never | 146 | 0 | None | - |
WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT? | Jan 23rd, 2019 | Never | 45 | 0 | None | - |
Brads a rude bitch but Kelsey is a bridesmaid | Jan 23rd, 2019 | Never | 112 | 0 | None | - |
Gossip hens | Jan 22nd, 2019 | Never | 39 | 0 | None | - |
Blackout drunk | Jan 22nd, 2019 | Never | 38 | 0 | None | - |
Sex therapy | Jan 22nd, 2019 | Never | 113 | 0 | None | - |
Homecoming | Jan 21st, 2019 | Never | 34 | 0 | None | - |
Listening is Key | Jan 21st, 2019 | Never | 35 | 0 | None | - |
Be mad Noah | Jan 18th, 2019 | Never | 67 | 0 | None | - |
Drink up little smoothie | Jan 18th, 2019 | Never | 68 | 0 | None | - |
Bye New York | Jan 18th, 2019 | Never | 132 | 0 | None | - |
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain | Jan 16th, 2019 | Never | 88 | 0 | None | - |
Amazon is ruining the economy | Jan 16th, 2019 | Never | 38 | 0 | None | - |
Welcome new roomies | Jan 16th, 2019 | Never | 168 | 0 | None | - |
Seek professional help | Jan 15th, 2019 | Never | 44 | 0 | None | - |
Im going to pretend I dont care | Jan 15th, 2019 | Never | 40 | 0 | None | - |
We resent those fucks | Jan 11th, 2019 | Never | 36 | 0 | None | - |
The situationship | Jan 11th, 2019 | Never | 105 | 0 | None | - |
Heart Attack | Jan 11th, 2019 | Never | 102 | 0 | None | - |
NY Skype call | Jan 9th, 2019 | Never | 44 | 0 | None | - |
Thirsty bitch | Jan 9th, 2019 | Never | 90 | 0 | None | - |
There will be babies | Jan 9th, 2019 | Never | 96 | 0 | None | - |
YOU GET A CAR AND YOU GET A CAR | Jan 8th, 2019 | Never | 39 | 0 | None | - |
A clean bill of health | Jan 8th, 2019 | Never | 32 | 0 | None | - |
Baby looks good on you | Jan 8th, 2019 | Never | 105 | 0 | None | - |
Fuck you, eat cheesecake | Jan 7th, 2019 | Never | 29 | 0 | None | - |
Fuck Hayley, Eat Cupcakes | Jan 7th, 2019 | Never | 35 | 0 | None | - |
Fuck Remy, I do what I want | Jan 7th, 2019 | Never | 187 | 0 | None | - |
Ate Veggies | Jan 4th, 2019 | Never | 43 | 0 | None | - |
Bye bye Miss American Pie | Jan 4th, 2019 | Never | 94 | 0 | None | - |
Mom to heart | Jan 4th, 2019 | Never | 123 | 0 | None | - |
Shes off to NY | Dec 28th, 2018 | Never | 36 | 0 | None | - |
Perioding=Nut Kicks | Dec 28th, 2018 | Never | 31 | 0 | None | - |
Heart Beat Presents | Dec 28th, 2018 | Never | 264 | 0 | None | - |
Where are you Christmas Baking? | Dec 26th, 2018 | Never | 33 | 0 | None | - |
Where are you Christmas Gifts? | Dec 26th, 2018 | Never | 317 | 0 | None | - |
Where are you Christmas Grilled Cheese? | Dec 26th, 2018 | Never | 102 | 0 | None | - |
Birds of a Feather | Dec 21st, 2018 | Never | 1,838 | 0 | None | - |
But -I- want a surprise baby too | Dec 19th, 2018 | Never | 159 | 0 | None | - |
Not my gumdrop buttons | Dec 19th, 2018 | Never | 42 | 0 | None | - |
A nice Jewish boy | Dec 19th, 2018 | Never | 197 | 0 | None | - |
We'll go ironically | Dec 18th, 2018 | Never | 72 | 0 | None | - |
Bushwick is rough | Dec 18th, 2018 | Never | 97 | 0 | None | - |
You're not wandering New York | Dec 17th, 2018 | Never | 46 | 0 | None | - |
Cupcakes fix everything | Dec 17th, 2018 | Never | 35 | 0 | None | - |
I am the exception, not the rule | Dec 17th, 2018 | Never | 120 | 0 | None | - |
We deserve success sex | Dec 14th, 2018 | Never | 74 | 0 | None | - |
I feel strongly about your ass | Dec 14th, 2018 | Never | 84 | 0 | None | - |
Cake in the face | Dec 14th, 2018 | Never | 130 | 0 | None | - |
Told you so | Dec 12th, 2018 | Never | 93 | 0 | None | - |
Just admit it | Dec 12th, 2018 | Never | 90 | 0 | None | - |
Felix is the worst patient | Dec 12th, 2018 | Never | 93 | 0 | None | - |
Dont shit on my tree | Dec 11th, 2018 | Never | 37 | 0 | None | - |
An uneventful food fight | Dec 11th, 2018 | Never | 34 | 0 | None | - |
Broken bones | Dec 11th, 2018 | Never | 263 | 0 | None | - |
This might be a job | Dec 10th, 2018 | Never | 28 | 0 | None | - |
Dad will be okay | Dec 10th, 2018 | Never | 26 | 0 | None | - |
Let him eat cake | Dec 10th, 2018 | Never | 99 | 0 | None | - |
Fourth dates are for grappling hooks | Dec 7th, 2018 | Never | 289 | 0 | None | - |
You've got CRABS | Dec 7th, 2018 | Never | 72 | 0 | None | - |
Rise from the Ashes | Dec 7th, 2018 | Never | 78 | 0 | None | - |
Clearly spitting on each other is the solution to fights | Dec 4th, 2018 | Never | 101 | 0 | None | - |
Yo you both suck | Dec 4th, 2018 | Never | 39 | 0 | None | - |
Cute family bowling | Dec 4th, 2018 | Never | 95 | 0 | None | - |
All the cookies ever | Dec 3rd, 2018 | Never | 80 | 0 | None | - |
Christmas has to be funny | Dec 3rd, 2018 | Never | 43 | 0 | None | - |
Argue with compliments | Dec 3rd, 2018 | Never | 122 | 0 | None | - |
Enter Bane | Dec 2nd, 2018 | Never | 396 | 0 | None | - |
Forrest Gump | Nov 30th, 2018 | Never | 389 | 0 | None | - |
A watched pot | Nov 30th, 2018 | Never | 51 | 0 | None | - |
WHERE IS DAY THREE | Nov 30th, 2018 | Never | 127 | 0 | None | - |
Things that come out of ovens are hot | Nov 28th, 2018 | Never | 53 | 0 | None | - |
Surprise! It's a birthday party | Nov 28th, 2018 | Never | 744 | 0 | None | - |
Good Unhealthy Relationship | Nov 27th, 2018 | Never | 75 | 0 | None | - |
Birthday Flash Mob | Nov 27th, 2018 | Never | 109 | 0 | None | - |
Birthday Stress Relief | Nov 26th, 2018 | Never | 370 | 0 | None | - |
FORGIVENESS | Nov 26th, 2018 | Never | 48 | 0 | None | - |
Fuck you very much | Nov 26th, 2018 | Never | 197 | 0 | None | - |
Im thankful for cancer | Nov 23rd, 2018 | Never | 52 | 0 | None | - |
Im thankful for work quickies | Nov 23rd, 2018 | Never | 49 | 0 | None | - |
Im thankful for my fake family | Nov 23rd, 2018 | Never | 117 | 0 | None | - |
Leave the brownies alone | Nov 21st, 2018 | Never | 46 | 0 | None | - |
Asian Lucky Charm | Nov 21st, 2018 | Never | 45 | 0 | None | - |
YOU COULD HAVE DIED | Nov 21st, 2018 | Never | 54 | 0 | None | - |
The MANHANDLING | Nov 21st, 2018 | Never | 163 | 0 | None | - |
He has no manners | Nov 20th, 2018 | Never | 126 | 0 | None | - |
Protect your dick | Nov 20th, 2018 | Never | 74 | 0 | None | - |
Whiny Mancold | Nov 20th, 2018 | Never | 117 | 0 | None | - |