Naturally Annoying

Alexithymiaa: -Noah was seated on one of the weight machines with the intent to get a good work out in before he had his hockey game tomorrow. Pulling down on the bar, his back and shoulders flexed through his set of reps, his skin coated in a thin layer of sweat.-
Covet: Tae came from one of the aerobics rooms with a couple of the girls from the club. They were taking off, but she'd spotted Noah and told them she was going to stay behind for a bit longer so that she could stretch out and watch Noah. Walking over to the mats she sat down and started stretching her legs out reaching over to grab her toes.
Alexithymiaa: -Finishing off the last reps of his set, he brought the bar back up over his head until the weights were settled down and then let go. He reached for hs towel to wipe his face off, spinning off of the seat to stand up and instantly seeing Tae stretching out on the mats nearby. Laughing a bit to himself, he walked over, tossing his towel over his shoulder. "Am I hallucinating or am I seeing you at the gym?"-
Covet: "You're seeing me at the gym, you missed the two girls I was with, we were here doing some stuff in one of the mirrored rooms." She told him, shifting positions, spreading her legs and leaning forward as far as she could.
AlexithymiaaAlexithymiaa : -He couldn't help, but watch her stretch in a more checking out sort of way, not at all hiding it. "So one of those prissy girl classes that does absolutely nothing other than like dancing cardio...."-
Covet: "No, we were just working on a routine for work. We just had the space reserved." Tae said shifting her legs behind her so she could stretch out her back.
Alexithymiaa: "So dancing cardio..." He said, shifting on his feet and sliding his hands into the pockets of his shorts. "Were you going to work out for real while you were here?"-
Covet: "It wasn't cardio at all, cardio would imply that we were actually going hard. Some of what we were doing was just dicking around." She said with a laugh. "I didn't intend on it, but I wanted to get stretched out and maybe shower before I head back to the house."
Alexithymiaa: "Even better." He said sarcastically, grabbing the towel from his shoulder to wipe his hands off a bit. "You know, the rest of your routine would benefit from actually lifting some weights."-
Covet: "Maybe later in the week, I already did my necessary work out time for today." She said to him getting up to her feet, bending over in front of him to touch her hands to the floor.
Alexithymiaa: "You literally just said you spent a lot of that time dicking around, so did you?" He asked, his eyes gravitating toward her chest as she bent over.-
Covet: "I did what I needed to do." She said to him sticking her tongue out. "Besides, do you really want me to stick around and annoy your gym time?"
Alexithymiaa: "You stick around and annoy every other aspect of my time, what's one more area?" He asked in a low tone, but not exactly trying to hide his words. "At least if you lift some weights you can eat more cupcakes without getting fat."-
Covet: Having heard his words she snapped her head around, "Wow. Still on your douchemobile it seems." She said in an equally low tone that he could hear. "You know.. I could do the same thing by just not eating your cupcakes. I thought I was doing you a favor by being a guinea pig, but if you're going to start throwing fat shaming remarks around, you can count me out."
Alexithymiaa: "I mean... I thought you were enjoying them and eating them because you wanted to eat them, not because you thought you were doing me a favor. Please... don't do me any favors." He said with a roll of his eyes. "I'm not fat shaming you because you're not fat. I just figured you wouldn't want to get fat off eating a bunch of cupcakes."-
Covet: "I think I know the general serving size of a cupcake. I'm not the one who practically stands over the pan shoveling them into my mouth." She said giving him a look. "I was enjoying eating them, and I thought you appreciated the feedback. but fuck me right?"
Alexithymiaa: ('Fuck me, right?' is essentially my favorite line ever in an argument)
Alexithymiaa: "I don't do that. And even if I did, it doesn't matter because I run and work out like a million times a week so I can afford it. I do appreciate your feedback, but that doesn't mean I'd be pissed if you didn't want to eat them because they're not exactly a healthy choice."-
Covet: [XD]
Covet: "Okay whatever." Tae said rolling her eyes, at his working out comment. "I didn't say you would be. I just don't get why you needed to throw out the fat comment to begin with."
Alexithymiaa: "I just thought you would care, I don't know. I don't have a problem with fat chicks." Even thought he way he said that wasn't the most polite.-
Covet: "Can you just stop talking. Otherwise I'm just going to hand you a shovel." Tae said flatly at his rudeness.
AlexithymiaaAlexithymiaa : "What?" He asked confused. "FIne, I won't help you work out. Do whatever you want to do. I just thought I was helping."-
Covet: "You making stupid comments for the sake of stupid comments is not helping, and I never asked for help to begin with. You were the one insisting I should, "in case I get fat." " She said holding up her fingers to quote him.
Alexithymiaa: "They're not stupid comments..." He grumbled under his breath, mildly offended. "Fine, do whatever you want. Shit..." He tossed his hands up into the air, turning to walk back over to his weight machine, dropping to sit on it heavily.-
Covet: Tae didn't care that he was mad, because he's the one who said the dumb thing to begin with. "I usually do, don't I?" She said to him. "That's what being selfish usually is."
Alexithymiaa: "Yeah, pretty much." He called over his shoulder, tossing his towel down in front of him at his feet and reaching up for the bar. He pulled it down to his chest angrily, moving a bit faster than he probably should have since it's technically borrowed equipment.-
Covet: "Don't hurt yourself over there, you don't need to go that hard." Tae said, moving to just sit on the floor watching him. "They'll make you pay for the equipment if you break it."
Alexithymiaa: "I'm not going to hurt myself or break it." He said in a frustrated tone, not stopping his reps. "How do you even break a bunch of weights anyway?"-
Covet: "Keep going and you might find out." Tae said to him "Either that or you'll hurt yourself." She added with a shrug.
Alexithymiaa: -He let the weights drop with a loud bang, turning on his seat to look over at her now that he was all worked up. "Are you just going to taunt me all night while I try to finish this?"-
Covet: "Maybe." Tae said with a smile. "Could be fun. Besides, it's probably your turn to be the one angry and annoyed anyways."
AlexithymiaaAlexithymiaa : "Aren't I always the one angry and annoyed?" He asked with an attitude, rolling his eyes. "Last time i checked, it's usually you annoying me so how would this be any different than usual?"-
Covet: "You are plenty annoying yourself. Don't act like you aren't. You go out of your way to be annoying just as much as I do." Tae said scoffing.
Alexithymiaa: "So you admit it then? That you got out of your way to be annoying? Because I definitely don't. Being annoying is a natural part of my daily routine." He smirked, pretty pleased with himself.-
Covet: "Bullshit. Oh my god. So much bullshit. You literally went out of your way last weekend to eat my food, just to annoy me, all because I went skating with another guy. If that's not going out of your way, I don't know what is. But if telling yourself that helps you sleep at night, more power to you." She said getting back up, so that she could go grab her bag and jacket in her locker.
Alexithymiaa: "Actually, not bullshit at all. I did not go out of my way to eat your food. I opened the fridge because I was hungry and bam, there was food. So I ate it. It took absolutely no extra effort whatsoever." Fucking smartass.-
Covet: Tae shook her head and flipped him off as she walked out of the room and got her things to leave.