Someone tell Hitler the stache is bad

Covet: Tae was on the back patio with a joint in her hand smoking off of it as she stared out across the yard. She seemed to be thinking about something but nothing on her face gave any idea as to what exactly that was.
Alexithymiaa: -Noah was on his way in from his hockey game this evening, his giant equipment bag slung over his shoulder as he walked into the house. He'd showered in the locker room after the game so he was clean and smelling pretty decent. Heading back into his room to drop his bag down onto the floor, he saw Tae standing outside his door, pushing it open and stepping out onto the balcony. "What're you doing?"-
Covet: Tae jumped, nearly dropping the joint because she'd been spacing out and didn't hear him come into the house. "Jesus Christ Noah." She said exhaling, "I'm smoking... and contemplating the universe?
Covet: " *"
Alexithymiaa: "Jesus Christ, what? I live here and this is literally the door to my room. Why do you look so surprised I walked through the door?" He asked, furrowing his brows because what. "Contemplating the universe? Just how high are you?"-
Covet: "I wasn't expecting you... sorry... My bad." Tae said then sighed. "It was Sarcasm Noah." She took another hit off the joint.
Alexithymiaa: "So then you're not contemplating the universe?" He asked, closing his door behind him and walking over to her, holding his hand out for the joint because share.-
Covet: "No, It just seemd like the best answer to give." She said as she exhaled, then glanced at his hand as he held it out, taking another long drag off it it, she handed it over to him. "Please wouldn't kill you."
Alexithymiaa: "Might." He said as he took the joint from her, bringing it up to his lips to inhale and take a hit. "Wouldn't the real answer be the best answer to give?" He asked, taking another hit before passing it back to her.-
Covet: "But.. there really wasn't an answer... I was just out here smoking a joint and thinking.... about nothing and everything." Tae told him taking the joint back from him.
Alexithymiaa: "I mean... that sounds like contemplating the universe to me." he said with a shrug, moving his hands to the railing to prop up his own weight.-
Covet: "I dunno, it feels like contemplating the universe is how Thanos ended up killing half the world...I'm not really into dusting half the known universe." Tae said to him.
Alexithymiaa: "Just maybe like a quarter of it?" He asked to confirm, incredibly amused with his own comment and bursting into hysterical laughter.-
Covet: "Maybe. The shithole people and aliens like Drew." Tae said with a nod. "You know what a plot twist would have been in that... if the universe had some cosmic asshole type of humor and Thanos was also one of the ones snuffed out."
Alexithymiaa: "That would be some pretty sick ironic shit..." He nodded, holding his hand out for the joint again because he just wanted more.-
Covet: She handed the joint over to him. "It would. I don't think the infinity gauntlet would be partial to even the wearer." Tae said. "I should run this by Eli at some point."
Alexithymiaa: "Oh right your brother is like... a super nerd. I forgot. Yeah I guess he would be the expert on that..." He took the joint from her, bringing it up to his lips to inhale. "What if like..." He paused, exhaling smoke. "...as the person doing the damning, you only end up damning yourself and no one else because you're so focused on everyone else which just makes you the damned."-
Covet: "Super Nerd, barely covers him. What would be a good description of more than super?" She thought for a second, then looked at Noah, "I'm pretty sure you just described modern christianity."
Alexithymiaa: "Extra?" He asked, the weed really helping him out on this conversation. "Hah, you're right. That's why being a Jew is better." He cracked upm shaking his head. "No it's not, that's a lie. We're all fucked."-
Covet: "I was about to say... For being "God's chosen people" He sure does shit on us a lot... at least way back in the bible hayday." Tae said with a laugh.
Alexithymiaa: "And it was just holocaust remembrance day too. Talk about being damned and shit on." He said as he took another hit, passing it back to her.-
Covet: "Yeah...I'm not as well versed with all of that. Cause... I'm Jewish by religion, not race. So as insensitive as it sounds, I don't really have feelings one way or the other about all that, aside that it was shitty." Tae said taking the joint back from him.
Alexithymiaa: "I mean I'm all European heritage crap and whatever else so I guess it's in my blood, but I care more that Hitler was a douchebag and that people actually let him do that shit. Like... why didn't anyone execute him for that mustache?"-
Covet: "Because he knew how to inspire and talk to the people. That's all it really comes down to." Tae said. "Shitty people can get away with murder, mass murder even if they have a good public speaking game."
Alexithymiaa: "But how could anyone focus on what he was saying when that mustache was just staring them in the face?" He asked, clearly hooked on the awful Hitler stache.-
Covet: "Well, when the guy has no problems shipping people off to gas camps, I don't think people are going to really give him too much shit for his shitty mustahce." Tae said with a laugh.
Alexithymiaa: "They shouldn't have given him the time of day in the first place looking like a Chaplan knock off." He said bitterly, shaking his head. "Except that Chaplan was funny. Hitler wasn't funny."-
Covet: "You know what's funny about that. Chaplin is actually only four days older than Hitler. They never met... yet they had the same stache. Super weird." Tae said.
Alexithymiaa: "That just makes me feel bad for him." He said, squinting across the yard and spacing out for a long moment. "I think I still have chips..."-
Covet: "You have chips? I want chips" Tae said turning to him and smacking him on the arm.
Alexithymiaa: "Well I want chips too!" He said defensively, giving her a lazy shove back. "We should find my chips."-
Covet: "You know where they are, not me." Tae said with a shrug. "Let's go an adventure."
Alexithymiaa: "I don't know where they are. I moved them after you took them and I don't remember where I hid them after that so I haven't eaten them." He abandoned the railing and turned to the door, pushing it open to let him instead to head for the kitchen, starting to rummage through the cabinets.-
Covet: "Oh my god. Really Noah." Tae said rolling her eyes as she followed him inside to go look for munchies.