Blackout drunk

Alexithymiaa: -Noah was completely drunk off his ass and sitting outside on the patio, his back pressed against the glass window behind him and a scattering of now empty beer bottles around him. He lazily brought the bottle up to his mouth to take a long drink, his motor skills significantly slower than usual.-
Covet: Tae was inside having spent a fairly decent afternoon with Adam, going to the movies and such, so she was in a better mood than yesterday. A package had come in for her earlier that day, and she was inside, opening it up. She saw Noah outside, He'd been out there for a while, and it was kind of cold, but...at the same time.. she didn't exactly feel inclined to get him to come in, after yesterday
Alexithymiaa: -He finished off the bottle in his hand and gave it a gentle toss because that was all he was capable of doing right now which only sort of just sent it rolling across the patio. He reached to grab the next bottle in his pack next to him, his torso slowly sliding to the side until he was lying down on the stone.-
Covet: Tae heard the clatter outside and saw noah sliding down, she furrowed her brow looking at him, then got up to go open the door, and check on him. She saw the bottles all over the place and sighed shaking her head. "Aren't you cold out here?"
Alexithymiaa: "No, you're the cold." He slurred at her, tipping his beer backwards in attempt to take a sip from his lying position and kind of just ended up pouring it over his lips.-
Covet: "We're not talking about me... Jesus Noah..." She said leaning down to pick up the bottle out of his hand setting it off to the side. "C'mon get inside before you freeze to death.
Alexithymiaa: "The death of a bachelor ohh ohhhh...." He mumbled, rolling over onto his stomach with his hands underneath him, pushing up a little so he could get on his hands and knees. "What're you doing?"-
Covet: "Making you come inside." Tae said grumbling, "You need to be done drinking, you can't even walk."
Alexithymiaa: "Dayyyyyyyyy drinkinggggggggg." He slurred, pushing up to his feet and waving his arms behind him to catch his balance, stumbling backward a bit until he hit the wall and was able to lean on it. "Why should you even care?"-
Covet: "You're right I shouldn't but I'm not a complete asshole." She said taking his hand so he could lean in on her, guiding him into the house.
Alexithymiaa: -He could barely feel how cold he was with how drunk he was, stumbling along as he leaned on her, making his way into the house slowly. "So you do care."-
Covet: "I care in the capacity that I wouldn't let anyone who was drunk on the back patio, on a chilly night. She started directing him over to the couch to get him laid down there for now. "You need some water and probably a bucket..." She mumbled the last part of her sentence.
Alexithymiaa: "So you don't care." He corrected, unable to really understand what she was getting at in his current state. He stumbled over to the couch and essentially just fell onto it on his side, his eyes rolling around in his head. "Just sit."-
Covet: "I do care, just only little bit, like a normal amount for another human." She said rolling her eyes as she walked away from him anyways to go get the water and a bucket that was under the sink.
Alexithymiaa: "Taeeeeeeee!" He called out in a whine, stretching his arm out in her direction and sort of just letting it fall. "Come backkkkkkkkkk."-
Covet: "I'm coming right back, shut up." She said rolling her eyes, putting the bucket down on the floor near his head. Then she uncapped the water, "Take a drink of this." She handed it out to him, "But sit up first so you don't choke."
Alexithymiaa: -He lifted his torso up a bit and took the water, taking a small sip and handing it back to her. "You have nice water."-
Covet: "Um.. thanks, it's store brand, case water?" She said looking at the label. " So what the hell made you get shitfaced tonight?"
Alexithymiaa: "Beer." He answered flatly, staring at her like he'd never seen her before. "You have the softest hair. It looks like velvet soft. Buttery soft. Like an articulate monkey petting a llama."-
Covet: "Well no shit sherlock. What made you decide to drink beer?" She asked him, then furrowed her brows. "You're only saying that because you're drunk and I don't even know what like and articulate monkey petting a llama means."
Alexithymiaa: "What do you mean you don't know what that means? Like an articulate monkey petting a llama." He insisted with a little annoyance like she was the moron here. "I like beer." He mumbled, moving his arms underneath him and beginning to army crawl across the cushions closer to her.-
Covet: "How does that relate to things being soft? Why does it have to be a monkey that's petting it?" She said with a laugh at his drunken nonsense. "I've gathered as much. What are you doing?" She asked him raising an eyebrow at him.
Alexithymiaa: -He didn't answer her because he was more preoccupied with getting close enough to touch her hair, propping himself up on one elbow and stretching his other arm out so he could stroke his unstable fingers through her ponytail. "So soft." He mumbled mostly to himself before sort of collapsing with his head on her leg.-
Covet: "Umm, maybe I should go get lady if you want to pet something soft?" She said looking at him. "Noah.. Why did you decide to drink beer tonight?" Tae pushed.
Alexithymiaa: "To pet your hair." He said in that awful slurred tone, sort of grossly drooling on her pants as he did. He closed his eyes, moving his arms to curl around the leg he was using for a pillow to sort of cuddle it.-
Covet: "You got drunk to pet my hair? What the fuck Noah?" She asked him. "Wait, are you drooling on me?" Tae asked him, trying to check but he wrapped his arm around her. "What the hell is up with you, besides, the fact that you're drunk...I'm still mad about yesterday, so I'm not really up for drunken cuddling."
Alexithymiaa: "Just... just... shhhhhhhhh." He said to her without moving from where he was. "Just be here with me."-
Covet: "Don't tell me to Shhh, You were an ass all weekend to me and now you want to cuddle, and I'm just supposed to be okay with that?" She asked him flopping back onto the couch.
Alexithymiaa: "No it was with cupcakes." He said dismissively. "You're just busy over there and I'm over here and no one is busy together."-
Covet: "what was with cupcakes?" She asked him confused. "Who's supposed to be busy together?"
Alexithymiaa: "The weekend!" He shouted in annoyance like she wasnt paying attention to what he was talking about. "We're supposed to be busy together. There and there and here and then we can go there and we can see the thing and talk to the people and it's fun." He mumbled.-
Covet: "I am so lost... I think you're only giving me half of this conversation you think you're having." She told him. "What thing are we seeing and who are we talking to?"
Alexithymiaa: -Getting frustrated because she was entirely accurate that he was having half this conversation in his head before he actually spoke, he lifted himself off her leg, trying to sit up to stare at her even though the room was spinning. "Aquaman."-
Covet: "What about Aquaman?" She asked him looking at his very unfocused look at her.
Alexithymiaa: "We need to see it!" He yelled at her, growing more frustrated. "Linda... listen... listen Linda."-
Covet: Tae couldn't help but laugh. "Oh... Well... I could go see it again if you want. If you remember at least."
Covet: [That's what she and Adam totally went and saw today though]
Alexithymiaa: (BAHAHA I KNOW)
Alexithymiaa: "We didn't see it yet though." He said to her, reaching his hand up toward her face, trying to stroke her chin with his fingertips.-
Covet: "Okay well we can go and see it. If you want." She said trying to push his hands away. "Can I help you, that is my face." She said with a laugh.
Alexithymiaa: "It's your face." He repeated, sticking his hand out again. "Your face has gotta be closer to the other face."-
Covet: "What other face?" She asked him, taking his hand in hers, pulling down, and just holding it there.
Alexithymiaa: "Thisssss face." He slurred poorly, his hands falling onto his own face with more force than he had control of, definitely just hitting himself right in the face. Thankfully he was drunk and didn't really feel it.-
Covet: "Yeah... no offense but you reek of cheap beer." Tae said as she watched him smack himself in the face.
Alexithymiaa: "I smell great." He said with a lazy grin, feeling his stomach turn. Fortunately for everyone, Tae had brought that bucket in so when he turned off the couch to be sick, it went straight into the bucket.-
Covet: Tae winced and patted his back, trying not to cringe at the sound of him getting sick. She did however reach for the water bottle, cause he'd want that. "And now my face is definitely not going near yours."
Alexithymiaa: -He let out demon sounds from inside his throat because that's literally what being sick sounds like unless you're good at it. "Ugh..." He mumbled, disgusted with himself as well as she probably was. He spit a few times into the bucket just for safe measure before taking the water from her and he definitely spilled that out of his mouth and in the bucket too. Good job on the bucket.-
Covet: "Feel better now?" She asked him watching the gross show.
Alexithymiaa: "No..." He said in a strangled voice, taking another sip of the water before passing it back to her. He set his head back down on her lap, closing his eyes. "We need cupcakes."-
Covet: "You don't need anything but some water and tylenol.. Are you able to walk to your bed? Or do you just want to lay here on the couch?" She asked him.
Alexithymiaa: -He didnt answer her and just instead chose to coil his arms around her legs insteadm keeping his eyes closed and passing off merely minutes after.-
Covet: Tae tried to pull her leg away, but wasn't going to be able until he was fully out and she could slip out of his grasp. She sighed and just sat there looking at him, confused by the events of the night.