| Name / Title | Added | Expires | Hits | Comments | Syntax | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivy V Nightwing: The One Liners | Nov 19th, 2018 | Never | 188 | 0 | None | - |
| WE WERE ON A BREAK | Nov 16th, 2018 | Never | 148 | 0 | None | - |
| Do paintballs wash off? | Nov 16th, 2018 | Never | 152 | 0 | None | - |
| Just jack off | Nov 16th, 2018 | Never | 154 | 0 | None | - |
| Adult timeouts | Nov 14th, 2018 | Never | 69 | 0 | None | - |
| Noah: not a baker or a candlestick maker | Nov 14th, 2018 | Never | 208 | 0 | None | - |
| Just let me feel miserable | Nov 14th, 2018 | Never | 441 | 0 | None | - |
| I want to save all the doggies | Nov 13th, 2018 | Never | 107 | 0 | None | - |
| DO WHATEVER YOU WANT | Nov 13th, 2018 | Never | 108 | 0 | None | - |
| RIP Stan Lee | Nov 13th, 2018 | Never | 222 | 0 | None | - |
| Momma's cold | Nov 12th, 2018 | Never | 76 | 0 | None | - |
| Blast it out | Nov 12th, 2018 | Never | 75 | 0 | None | - |
| Let me iron the clothes | Nov 12th, 2018 | Never | 211 | 0 | None | - |
| Josh is still walking the same way | Nov 9th, 2018 | Never | 176 | 0 | None | - |
| Fuck you, I'm entitled. | Nov 9th, 2018 | Never | 158 | 0 | None | - |
| Im nervous to be so shitty | Nov 7th, 2018 | Never | 154 | 0 | None | - |
| Okay so he'll never be a scientist... | Nov 7th, 2018 | Never | 157 | 0 | None | - |
| But I dont want to WORK | Nov 7th, 2018 | Never | 222 | 0 | None | - |
| Mediation Station | Nov 6th, 2018 | Never | 76 | 0 | None | - |
| LOOK WHAT YOU DID NOAH | Nov 6th, 2018 | Never | 61 | 0 | None | - |
| We just want to explode things | Nov 6th, 2018 | Never | 133 | 0 | None | - |
| You'd be an attractive dad | Nov 5th, 2018 | Never | 122 | 0 | None | - |
| I have to get a JOB? | Nov 5th, 2018 | Never | 72 | 0 | None | - |
| Thanks for the extra pie | Nov 5th, 2018 | Never | 161 | 0 | None | - |
| You're not invited | Nov 2nd, 2018 | Never | 76 | 0 | None | - |
| The Retrieval | Nov 2nd, 2018 | Never | 209 | 0 | None | - |
| ITS A HALLOWEEN! | Oct 31st, 2018 | Never | 436 | 0 | None | - |
| I suck, but dont fire Evan | Oct 30th, 2018 | Never | 133 | 0 | None | - |
| You can only corrupt your own kids | Oct 30th, 2018 | Never | 108 | 0 | None | - |
| The Domestic Superheroes | Oct 29th, 2018 | Never | 127 | 0 | None | - |
| You irresponsible fucks | Oct 29th, 2018 | Never | 87 | 0 | None | - |
| You're a salty bitch | Oct 29th, 2018 | Never | 149 | 0 | None | - |
| Substance Abuse Party | Oct 26th, 2018 | Never | 208 | 0 | None | - |
| Run for BRAIIIINNNNSSSS | Oct 24th, 2018 | Never | 177 | 0 | None | - |
| Zombies eat brains | Oct 23rd, 2018 | Never | 66 | 0 | None | - |
| Let me tell you about my stamina | Oct 23rd, 2018 | Never | 77 | 0 | None | - |
| Stop hooking things | Oct 23rd, 2018 | Never | 133 | 0 | None | - |
| Deadpool is the better Freddy Krueger | Oct 19th, 2018 | Never | 181 | 0 | None | - |
| Driveway skating | Oct 19th, 2018 | Never | 155 | 0 | None | - |
| COOKING WITH CONNOR COOKIES | Oct 19th, 2018 | Never | 168 | 0 | None | - |
| Michigan has moose | Oct 17th, 2018 | Never | 84 | 0 | None | - |
| You dont just stock special orders | Oct 17th, 2018 | Never | 142 | 0 | None | - |
| Calm before the storm | Oct 17th, 2018 | Never | 126 | 0 | None | - |
| No YOURE self centered | Oct 16th, 2018 | Never | 98 | 0 | None | - |
| Trashy tv is life | Oct 16th, 2018 | Never | 129 | 0 | None | - |
| Are you alive? | Oct 15th, 2018 | Never | 83 | 0 | None | - |
| He wants the ovaries to burst? | Oct 15th, 2018 | Never | 81 | 0 | None | - |
| Why are you such a mess? | Oct 15th, 2018 | Never | 216 | 0 | None | - |
| Thats not fucking sugar | Oct 12th, 2018 | Never | 64 | 0 | None | - |
| I dont do collars | Oct 12th, 2018 | Never | 71 | 0 | None | - |
| This is what out of shape looks like | Oct 12th, 2018 | Never | 114 | 0 | None | - |
| The window might be dead | Oct 10th, 2018 | Never | 103 | 0 | None | - |
| Kelsey might be dead | Oct 10th, 2018 | Never | 79 | 0 | None | - |
| Noah might be dead | Oct 10th, 2018 | Never | 132 | 0 | None | - |
| I WIPE MY OWN ASS | Oct 9th, 2018 | Never | 137 | 0 | None | - |
| Jack pays for compliments | Oct 9th, 2018 | Never | 87 | 0 | None | - |
| Escape from Alcatraz | Oct 9th, 2018 | Never | 110 | 0 | None | - |
| He's an asshole | Oct 8th, 2018 | Never | 168 | 0 | None | - |
| I'm gifted | Oct 8th, 2018 | Never | 68 | 0 | None | - |
| You're easy | Oct 8th, 2018 | Never | 160 | 0 | None | - |
| You jealous, bro? | Oct 1st, 2018 | Never | 64 | 0 | None | - |
| Achey Ball Brother | Oct 1st, 2018 | Never | 132 | 0 | None | - |
| The best apple pie | Oct 1st, 2018 | Never | 179 | 0 | None | - |
| Drew is going to stab you in the dick | Oct 1st, 2018 | Never | 118 | 0 | None | - |
| CJ doesnt like when Bryan curses | Oct 1st, 2018 | Never | 140 | 0 | None | - |
| Broke the apple with his face | Sep 28th, 2018 | Never | 137 | 0 | None | - |
| I'm your Venus, I'm your fire | Sep 28th, 2018 | Never | 65 | 0 | None | - |
| Everybody know Marshmellow | Sep 28th, 2018 | Never | 120 | 0 | None | - |
| I'll massage you | Sep 26th, 2018 | Never | 59 | 0 | None | - |
| YOU DONT JUST KEY A CLASSIC | Sep 26th, 2018 | Never | 113 | 0 | None | - |
| Flapping Knob Slobber | Sep 24th, 2018 | Never | 172 | 0 | None | - |
| Fairly Odd Parents | Sep 24th, 2018 | Never | 133 | 0 | None | - |
| You're sponsored! Get me free shit | Sep 24th, 2018 | Never | 72 | 0 | None | - |
| Triceps & Biceps | Sep 21st, 2018 | Never | 218 | 0 | None | - |
| HIS SISTER IS 15 | Sep 21st, 2018 | Never | 144 | 0 | None | - |
| We can give him cement shoes? | Sep 19th, 2018 | Never | 125 | 0 | None | - |
| Eat Kelsey's Tacos | Sep 19th, 2018 | Never | 69 | 0 | None | - |
| I want special perks | Sep 19th, 2018 | Never | 137 | 0 | None | - |
| It must be brilliant Photoshop skills | Sep 18th, 2018 | Never | 66 | 0 | None | - |
| Promise or not, lets makeout | Sep 18th, 2018 | Never | 126 | 0 | None | - |
| Ive been grooming you | Sep 17th, 2018 | Never | 83 | 0 | None | - |
| Youre promised, but its okay | Sep 17th, 2018 | Never | 60 | 0 | None | - |
| chinese tits | Sep 17th, 2018 | Never | 552 | 0 | None | - |
| The legal kind of trouble | Sep 12th, 2018 | Never | 68 | 0 | None | - |
| Moms here! | Sep 12th, 2018 | Never | 117 | 0 | None | - |
| Anniversary Dinner - Wash the fucking dishes | Sep 11th, 2018 | Never | 60 | 0 | None | - |
| Dont break the baby | Sep 11th, 2018 | Never | 64 | 0 | None | - |
| Sexy Femme Cosplays? | Sep 11th, 2018 | Never | 115 | 0 | None | - |
| Potential Birthday Strippers | Sep 10th, 2018 | Never | 137 | 0 | None | - |
| Anniversary Camping | Sep 10th, 2018 | Never | 74 | 0 | None | - |
| Get Those Smores | Sep 10th, 2018 | Never | 186 | 0 | None | - |
| Wake up Kelsey | Sep 7th, 2018 | Never | 62 | 0 | None | - |
| Dont Touch The fish | Sep 7th, 2018 | Never | 205 | 0 | None | - |
| Everyone went to class today | Sep 5th, 2018 | Never | 287 | 0 | None | - |
| Date the family | Sep 4th, 2018 | Never | 141 | 0 | None | - |
| I'll break your arm | Sep 4th, 2018 | Never | 106 | 0 | None | - |
