Just jack off

Alexithymiaa: -Noah was sitting at the kitchen table with the plate of cupcakes he'd baked, which came out somewhat edible, sitting on a plate next to him. He had his laptop set up as well and he was continuously scrolling through job listings in an attempt to find something that didn't suck. Obviously he wasnt getting any hits because according to him, they all suck.-
Covet: Tae had been in her room, working on the homework things, but needed a break. Her new favorite activity being to bother Noah since he'd been so pissy lately, not that they weren't trading blow for blow these days. She saw him sitting at the table eating some cupcakes and looking at his computer. "Don't focus so hard over there, you'll burn a fuse."
Alexithymiaa: -He furrowed his brows and looked toward the back of the computer, running his hand over it like he was expecting to find something. "What? You can't- Oh. Right. Yeah... so funny." He spoke in monotone, rolling his eyes and grabbing for a cupcake.-
Covet: Tae grinned, "I like to think so, especially because you clearly thought I was talking about your computer. Are those the cupcakes from the other night?" She asked him as she sat down at the table.
Alexithymiaa: "I wasnt really paying attention." He said casually, trying to write off that he sounded like a dumbass. "Yeah. They came out pretty good."-
Covet: "Don't care, still hilarious." She said then reached for a cupcake, "Not to dry or anything?" She asked him.
Alexithymiaa: "I mean... I don't know. They taste like cupcakes?" He asked, knowing all too well they were a little too dry and crumbly.-
Covet: "Okay but cupcakes are supposed to be fluffy and moist." She said putting one in her mouth to take a bite. "I mean, taste is alright, but texture is aweful...Ouch....what the.." she said reaching into her mouth to pull out a small eggshell peice. "I didn't realize that Eggshell was a cupcake filler."
Alexithymiaa: "I've never made cupcakes before, okay? Ease up. I don't see you around here being a master baker." He frowned, dropping his eyes back down to his computer to aggressively scroll.-
Covet: "Well for a first attempt, I guess they're allright. If you have some milk." She said setting the rest down, cause she didn't want to finish it, to find more eggshell. "What are you doing?" She asked him hearing his hands on the otherside of his computer.
Alexithymiaa: "Well I don't have any milk, so..." He trailed off, looking up from his computer. "Looking for a job listing that doesnt make me want to blow my own brains out."-
Covet: "Wow... dramatic much?" Tae said raising an eyebrow at him. "Let me guess you're not finding anything?"
Alexithymiaa: "It's all stupid retail stuff. I don't want to help middle aged women buy fucking towels only for them to get angry that we don't have the specific type of towel they invented in their own mind." A direct story from his sister and her awful minimum wage job she worked years ago.-
Covet: "That's not what always happens, plus, it means money. And unless you have previous job experience, your really only good for an entry level minimum wage job." Tae said not trying to sound like an ass this time, just giving him reality.
Alexithymiaa: "Retail means shitty customers. I'd do almost anything else other than that." He said with a sigh, continuing to scroll like he wasnt being picky as fuck.-
Covet: "Only if you're a shitty employee. If you just smile and do your job, and you know... let the managers deal with the bitchy customers." Tae said. "Have you even worked retail before? Or you going off what other people have told you."
Alexithymiaa: "Why would I work retail if everyone tells me it's awful?" He asked quickly, not looking up from his computer.-
Covet: "Because even though they know it's awful, it's better than being broke?" Tae said with a question to her voice, "No job is going to be fun all the time, but it is what you make of it."
Alexithymiaa: "Is it though?" He asked with a smirk, clicking one of the listings to read further. "Apparently I can make decent money donating semen."-
Covet: "I'm pretty sure there's a pretty rigorous vetting process for that. No woman or couple wants a child with a jobless, barely passing college teenager." Tae told him, bursting that bubble real quick.
Alexithymiaa: "It's not about how old I am. I've got good genes. I'm healthy and in shape and attractive. That counts for a lot. Those chicks would be hitting the genetic lottery."-
Covet: "They also look for someone with a decent IQ and a bunch of other qualities. It's not just about the physical. They don't want to have to raise an asshole." Tae told him.
Alexithymiaa: "I am a learned asshole, not a genetic asshole. It's different." He corrected her, not at all offended. "And I'm not stupid. Some women want average intelligence, yanno."-
Covet: "An asshole is an asshole, no matter the shit that comes out of it." She said. "Yeah, but not women who are looking for the best option to procreate with."
Alexithymiaa: "Yeah well I highly doubt that goes in my profile. They don't just stamp people as assholes. Besides, I'd be nice to people there. They wouldnt even know.-
Covet: "I dunno. Just seems like it's too good to be true, because if it was that easy, every college guy would be donating their swimmers wouldn't they? I mean, there's lots of guys at the college that are more qualified on the physical genetic scale."
Alexithymiaa: "Uhhhh....what?" He asked with an attitude, whipping his head over to stare at her. "I'm sorry, I dont think I heard you right."-
Covet: "I didn't studder." Tae saide looking at him. "I said there's lots of guys at the school that are more qualified than you on the physical genetic state. Any of the upper classmen that are here on sports scolarships, or who are doing sports while getting their degree."
Alexithymiaa: "I'm doing sports while getting my degree." He shot back. NOW he was offended. "What's wrong with the way I look?"-
Covet: "Your degree for what?" Tae asked him with an eyebrow raised. "I'm not talking about a general higher education degree, I'm talking about a career based degree, you know in case sports doesn't work out for them." She sighed and shook her head, "There's nothing wrong with the way you look, there's just guys that are hotter, that's all." Tae said with a smirk, finally getting under his skin a bit.
Alexithymiaa: "Well I don't know yet, but it's still just my first semester. I have plenty of time to declare a major and figure it out." He shot back all irritated now because he was always pretty confident in his looks.-
Covet: "I know, there's nothing wrong with that. But it doesn't change the fact that there are people out there that have what you have, but in greater volumes." Tae said, then drove the knife in a little further. "I wonder if the same could be said for them in bed....."
Alexithymiaa: "Really?" He raised his voice a little, his body going tense because sore spot. "Why are we even having this conversation? I get it, you think I'm a piece of shit. You don't need to be a bitch about it." He shot back at her, shoving up from his chair and slamming his computer closed.-
Covet: "Oh my god, Shut up, I never said you're a piece of shit. If anything I just think you're a pain in the ass." Tae said rolling her eyes. "Is that anger or sexual tension causing all that agression to your computer?"
Alexithymiaa: "Shut up." He shot back at her, tucking his computer under his arm. "I don't need to sit here and be patronized." He stormed by her, making his way to his room all flustered.-
Covet: Tae smirked and watched him as he stormed off, then got up to throw the rest of her cupcake away before walking to her room yelling down the hallway. "Just jack off, Noah. You'll be alright!" She said before closing her door to her room.