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My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
Apr 29th, 2020
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My daughter came home from the toy store with a spherical Pixar fish toy. She asked me if I thought it was cute.
Apr 29th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-29 10:45:43
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Shower Thought 2020-04-29 10:01:05
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Copypasta: "Go fuck yourself"
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What do you do after fucking the tightest pussy
Apr 29th, 2020
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What do you call disabled children?
Apr 29th, 2020
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If video games make kids more violent,
Apr 29th, 2020
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TIFU by buying a face mask
Apr 28th, 2020
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Why are woman lucky with Corona?
Apr 28th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-29 04:10:13
Apr 28th, 2020
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What do you call an argument between two vegans ?
Apr 28th, 2020
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TIFU by realising that I have been fucking up for more than 5 years.
Apr 28th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-29 01:59:57
Apr 28th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-29 01:04:20
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Copypasta: No, I completely disagree
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Today I Learned 2020-04-28 23:43:00
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Copypasta: In Korea 🇰🇵, heart surgeon ❤️👨⚕️
Apr 28th, 2020
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TIFU by giving my husband a blowjob
Apr 28th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-28 21:25:58
Apr 28th, 2020
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TIFU by sleeping in a wrong position and thus not being able to eat for two months
Apr 28th, 2020
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Copypasta: I found a mobile g*me on my son’s phone, he and his friends have all been punished
Apr 28th, 2020
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A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree”
Apr 28th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-28 18:26:02
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Copypasta: I'm not Insane, I'm Enlightened
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Why is africa happy
Apr 28th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-28 16:23:22
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They said we need to flatten the curve
Apr 28th, 2020
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TIFU by throwing a literal bag of dicks down the wrong chute
Apr 28th, 2020
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My son got kicked out of three schools this year for letting a girl in class wank him off. I told him, “Son...
Apr 28th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-28 13:31:47
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Copypasta: Found on an anti-America subreddit.
Apr 28th, 2020
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TIFU by sticking my hand in a hole in the yard.
Apr 28th, 2020
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Copypasta: I, u/CummyBot2000, will delete my account if this comment gets either a single upvote or downvote.
Apr 28th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-28 10:17:19
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Today I Learned 2020-04-28 09:41:29
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Can we all agree that black lives matter?
Apr 28th, 2020
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I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
Apr 28th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-28 07:42:12
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My girlfriend wants me to choose between her and my career as a reporter.
Apr 28th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-28 05:59:53
Apr 27th, 2020
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Copypasta: Why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911
Apr 27th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-28 04:55:26
Apr 27th, 2020
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TIFU by unpacking and wrapping my wife's gifts before bed.
Apr 27th, 2020
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Tifu by going to the grocery store
Apr 27th, 2020
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How did Pinocchio find out he was a wooden boy?
Apr 27th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-28 02:05:35
Apr 27th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-28 01:08:08
Apr 27th, 2020
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Copypasta: I, u/CummyBot2000, will kill u/vicks-_-vaporub for trying to get me to kill myself.
Apr 27th, 2020
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Copypasta: Dear guy who just made my burrit...
Apr 27th, 2020
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Copypasta: I u/CummyBot2000 will delete my account if this gets an upvote
Apr 27th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-27 22:17:27
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TIFU by eating a forbidden blueberry
Apr 27th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-27 20:29:38
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Shower Thought 2020-04-27 19:31:13
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Copypasta: My plan to get rid of the nut bag.
Apr 27th, 2020
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TIFU by telling a girl to rip out her teeth to lose weight.
Apr 27th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-27 16:52:46
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Copypasta: Test
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Shower Thought 2020-04-27 15:08:16
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Today I Learned 2020-04-27 14:22:17
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Today I Learned 2020-04-27 13:43:26
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Shower Thought 2020-04-27 13:06:57
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Shower Thought 2020-04-27 11:35:49
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Shower Thought 2020-04-27 10:36:10
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Shower Thought 2020-04-27 09:42:08
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Apr 27th, 2020
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TIFU by getting a snack late at night
Apr 27th, 2020
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You'd think that Catholic churches would be in favour of comdoms
Apr 27th, 2020
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TIFU by accidentally telling a customer i wanted to knock him out
Apr 27th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-27 05:54:03
Apr 26th, 2020
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TIFU by losing a drunk girl in a parking garage for over 3 hours and convincing hundreds of people she was kidnapped
Apr 26th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-27 04:34:58
Apr 26th, 2020
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TIFU by making a cute video of my baby
Apr 26th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-27 03:19:11
Apr 26th, 2020
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What do you do after you finish a magazine at school?
Apr 26th, 2020
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TIFU by taking the wrong medicine and almost killed myself.
Apr 26th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-27 01:12:10
Apr 26th, 2020
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TIFU By watching anime with my wife
Apr 26th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-26 23:24:28
Apr 26th, 2020
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TIFU by not realizing my parents don't go to church physically during quarantine, and listening to my porn on full volume in the bathroom.
Apr 26th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-26 21:46:57
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My little daughter came to me all excited, saying, “Daddy! Daddy! Guess how old I’ll be in August!” I said, “Oh I don’t know princess, why don’t you tell me?” She gave me a huge smile and held up four fingers...
Apr 26th, 2020
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Copypasta: Imagine Kim yo-jong
Apr 26th, 2020
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I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her personal trainer.
Apr 26th, 2020
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Why don’t we know what’s going on with Kim Jong-un?
Apr 26th, 2020
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What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
Apr 26th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-26 17:19:23
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Today I Learned 2020-04-26 16:48:55
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TIFU by pepper spraying myself
Apr 26th, 2020
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Copypasta: "Simp"
Apr 26th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-26 14:42:34
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TIFU by tried to have sex in a car with BF and got caught by cops
Apr 26th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-26 12:56:39
Apr 26th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-26 11:57:22
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Apr 26th, 2020
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I don’t really like skiing...
Apr 26th, 2020
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TIFU by going into my fathers “recently deleted” folder on his iPhone.
Apr 26th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-26 09:06:19
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What’s the worst thing about being a black Jew?
Apr 26th, 2020
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