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Copypasta: I was homosexual for a full year May 2nd, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-02 19:17:48 May 2nd, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Copypasta: Ben Shapiro's take on the song "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas. May 2nd, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-02 17:39:33 May 2nd, 2020 Never 13 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-02 16:46:32 May 2nd, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-02 16:15:58 May 2nd, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-02 15:38:23 May 2nd, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner. May 2nd, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-02 13:14:09 May 2nd, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-02 12:16:12 May 2nd, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Call me a device Battery Saver May 2nd, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
TIFU by ordering my mother sushi for the first time without instructions. May 2nd, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
TIFU that didn’t go as planned May 2nd, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
Copypasta: What I miss the most about normal life May 2nd, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-02 08:14:24 May 2nd, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Copypasta: Female anus too close to the vagina May 2nd, 2020 Never 60 0 None -
Copypasta: Listen up May 2nd, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Copypasta: Does anyone else find it cool that its called DevOPS May 2nd, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
I didn’t know what to wear to my premature ejaculation support group May 1st, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-02 04:29:32 May 1st, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Copypasta: 📣🚨My fellow CUMrades 😩🍆🍑 May 1st, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-02 02:21:51 May 1st, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Today my doctor told me I was colorblind. May 1st, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
TIFU by going to my first shift at my new job May 1st, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
Got thrown out a Strip club last night for using monopoly money May 1st, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 23:16:52 May 1st, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 22:27:18 May 1st, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 21:01:42 May 1st, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 20:31:32 May 1st, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 19:57:35 May 1st, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 19:03:46 May 1st, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 18:18:59 May 1st, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Copypasta: Should LEGO city recognize Israel? May 1st, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
TIFU by trying my wife’s vibrator May 1st, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Copypasta: Apology for bad english May 1st, 2020 Never 52 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 13:52:31 May 1st, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 13:17:58 May 1st, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 12:30:37 May 1st, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Copypasta: POV Story (OC) May 1st, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
I bought my son a chameleon but it won’t change color May 1st, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
So apparently, the rape hotline is only for victims. May 1st, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
TIFU by not muting the TV while making out May 1st, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Copypasta: ironic anti spam meme thing May 1st, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
What kitchen tradition have we enjoyed dating back to slavery? May 1st, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 06:43:53 May 1st, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 05:57:27 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 05:09:04 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 04:22:50 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 03:36:46 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
What's the best thing about fingering a psychic who's on her period? Apr 30th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 01:51:16 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 00:51:19 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 00:17:20 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
TIFU by streaming my hemorrhoids on Instagram and Facebook Apr 30th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
TIFU By Unknowingly Using A Dirty Vibrator Apr 30th, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
There was a man who was born on the fifth day of the fifth month of 1955, whose lucky number was five. Apr 30th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
I beat up a guy who gave me alcohol because I was underage Apr 30th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
TIFU by popping a zit Apr 30th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Copypasta: GAMER GIRL..?? 🤤🤤😩 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 19:06:35 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
TIFU by hitting my cat Apr 30th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
TIFU by popping balloons Apr 30th, 2020 Never 33 0 None -
A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom, I have someone for you to me Apr 30th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Copypasta: Funniest thing I've ever seen (Wrote this myself in Discord) Apr 30th, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 15:21:45 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Copypasta: If you time travel in Animal Crossing just unfollow me now. [Full version] Apr 30th, 2020 Never 42 0 None -
TIFU by telling my little brother we aren't friends anymore. Apr 30th, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
What do you call ham that feels better? Apr 30th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 12:33:17 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 12:01:52 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 11:11:43 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Hooker: “$10 on grass, $30 on sofa, $50 in bed” Man: “I’ll pay $50” Apr 30th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
I just found out there's a person inside Iron Man. Apr 30th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
What's the difference between COVID and Karen? Apr 30th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-30 07:52:45 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
Little Johnny at the nudist beach Apr 30th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Copypasta: How to message someone on fb (taken from r/trashy( Apr 30th, 2020 Never 63 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 05:58:35 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-30 05:20:43 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-30 04:32:51 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
TIFU by telling my 3 year old she was breastfed Apr 29th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
What's the difference between me and a potato? Apr 29th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
TIFU by video calling my boyfriends parents naked. Apr 29th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
TIFU by ruining my wifes shower Apr 29th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
TIFU by kicking myself in the balls. Apr 29th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 00:33:18 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-29 23:51:01 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-29 23:07:50 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 41 0 None -
What do fishes use to go war? Apr 29th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-29 20:00:28 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-29 19:16:32 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-29 18:27:59 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Why are Americans so bad at chess Apr 29th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-29 17:13:56 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-29 16:19:29 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Apr 29th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-29 15:00:51 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Charles Darwin once said: “Man sprang from monkey” Apr 29th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Copypasta: I fucking hate chromebooks Apr 29th, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-29 12:52:28 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
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