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Today I Learned 2020-05-02 16:15:58 May 2nd, 2020 Never 58 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-02 15:38:23 May 2nd, 2020 Never 65 0 None -
A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner. May 2nd, 2020 Never 58 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-02 13:14:09 May 2nd, 2020 Never 57 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-02 12:16:12 May 2nd, 2020 Never 68 0 None -
Call me a device Battery Saver May 2nd, 2020 Never 65 0 None -
TIFU by ordering my mother sushi for the first time without instructions. May 2nd, 2020 Never 73 0 None -
TIFU that didn’t go as planned May 2nd, 2020 Never 54 0 None -
Copypasta: What I miss the most about normal life May 2nd, 2020 Never 66 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-02 08:14:24 May 2nd, 2020 Never 50 0 None -
Copypasta: Female anus too close to the vagina May 2nd, 2020 Never 107 0 None -
Copypasta: Listen up May 2nd, 2020 Never 50 0 None -
Copypasta: Does anyone else find it cool that its called DevOPS May 2nd, 2020 Never 51 0 None -
I didn’t know what to wear to my premature ejaculation support group May 1st, 2020 Never 63 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-02 04:29:32 May 1st, 2020 Never 54 0 None -
Copypasta: 📣🚨My fellow CUMrades 😩🍆🍑 May 1st, 2020 Never 58 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-02 02:21:51 May 1st, 2020 Never 63 0 None -
Today my doctor told me I was colorblind. May 1st, 2020 Never 69 0 None -
TIFU by going to my first shift at my new job May 1st, 2020 Never 56 0 None -
Got thrown out a Strip club last night for using monopoly money May 1st, 2020 Never 46 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 23:16:52 May 1st, 2020 Never 58 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 22:27:18 May 1st, 2020 Never 56 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 21:01:42 May 1st, 2020 Never 61 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 20:31:32 May 1st, 2020 Never 54 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 19:57:35 May 1st, 2020 Never 53 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 19:03:46 May 1st, 2020 Never 59 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 18:18:59 May 1st, 2020 Never 62 0 None -
Copypasta: Should LEGO city recognize Israel? May 1st, 2020 Never 107 0 None -
Copypasta: Apology for bad english May 1st, 2020 Never 121 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 13:52:31 May 1st, 2020 Never 68 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 13:17:58 May 1st, 2020 Never 52 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 12:30:37 May 1st, 2020 Never 53 0 None -
Copypasta: POV Story (OC) May 1st, 2020 Never 57 0 None -
I bought my son a chameleon but it won’t change color May 1st, 2020 Never 59 0 None -
So apparently, the rape hotline is only for victims. May 1st, 2020 Never 62 0 None -
TIFU by not muting the TV while making out May 1st, 2020 Never 76 0 None -
Copypasta: ironic anti spam meme thing May 1st, 2020 Never 65 0 None -
What kitchen tradition have we enjoyed dating back to slavery? May 1st, 2020 Never 65 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 06:43:53 May 1st, 2020 Never 64 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 05:57:27 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 60 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 05:09:04 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 52 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 04:22:50 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 54 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 03:36:46 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 74 0 None -
What's the best thing about fingering a psychic who's on her period? Apr 30th, 2020 Never 55 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 01:51:16 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 64 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-01 00:51:19 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 65 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-01 00:17:20 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 53 0 None -
TIFU by streaming my hemorrhoids on Instagram and Facebook Apr 30th, 2020 Never 56 0 None -
TIFU By Unknowingly Using A Dirty Vibrator Apr 30th, 2020 Never 59 0 None -
There was a man who was born on the fifth day of the fifth month of 1955, whose lucky number was five. Apr 30th, 2020 Never 64 0 None -
I beat up a guy who gave me alcohol because I was underage Apr 30th, 2020 Never 52 0 None -
TIFU by popping a zit Apr 30th, 2020 Never 63 0 None -
Copypasta: GAMER GIRL..?? 🤤🤤😩 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 57 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 19:06:35 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 56 0 None -
TIFU by hitting my cat Apr 30th, 2020 Never 59 0 None -
TIFU by popping balloons Apr 30th, 2020 Never 72 0 None -
A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom, I have someone for you to me Apr 30th, 2020 Never 57 0 None -
Copypasta: Funniest thing I've ever seen (Wrote this myself in Discord) Apr 30th, 2020 Never 84 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 15:21:45 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 52 0 None -
Copypasta: If you time travel in Animal Crossing just unfollow me now. [Full version] Apr 30th, 2020 Never 105 0 None -
TIFU by telling my little brother we aren't friends anymore. Apr 30th, 2020 Never 66 0 None -
What do you call ham that feels better? Apr 30th, 2020 Never 59 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 12:33:17 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 63 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 12:01:52 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 53 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 11:11:43 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 62 0 None -
Hooker: “$10 on grass, $30 on sofa, $50 in bed” Man: “I’ll pay $50” Apr 30th, 2020 Never 56 0 None -
I just found out there's a person inside Iron Man. Apr 30th, 2020 Never 66 0 None -
What's the difference between COVID and Karen? Apr 30th, 2020 Never 52 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-30 07:52:45 Apr 30th, 2020 Never 64 0 None -
Little Johnny at the nudist beach Apr 30th, 2020 Never 77 0 None -
Copypasta: How to message someone on fb (taken from r/trashy( Apr 30th, 2020 Never 126 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 05:58:35 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 49 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-30 05:20:43 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 62 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-30 04:32:51 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 54 0 None -
TIFU by telling my 3 year old she was breastfed Apr 29th, 2020 Never 60 0 None -
What's the difference between me and a potato? Apr 29th, 2020 Never 66 0 None -
TIFU by video calling my boyfriends parents naked. Apr 29th, 2020 Never 61 0 None -
TIFU by ruining my wifes shower Apr 29th, 2020 Never 59 0 None -
TIFU by kicking myself in the balls. Apr 29th, 2020 Never 64 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-30 00:33:18 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 71 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-29 23:51:01 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 60 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-29 23:07:50 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 73 0 None -
What do fishes use to go war? Apr 29th, 2020 Never 57 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-29 20:00:28 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 60 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-29 19:16:32 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 54 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-29 18:27:59 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 60 0 None -
Why are Americans so bad at chess Apr 29th, 2020 Never 70 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-29 17:13:56 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 57 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-29 16:19:29 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 60 0 None -
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Apr 29th, 2020 Never 73 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-29 15:00:51 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 53 0 None -
Charles Darwin once said: “Man sprang from monkey” Apr 29th, 2020 Never 56 0 None -
Copypasta: I fucking hate chromebooks Apr 29th, 2020 Never 49 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-29 12:52:28 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 54 0 None -
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey- Apr 29th, 2020 Never 56 0 None -
My daughter came home from the toy store with a spherical Pixar fish toy. She asked me if I thought it was cute. Apr 29th, 2020 Never 66 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-29 10:45:43 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 64 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-29 10:01:05 Apr 29th, 2020 Never 59 0 None -
Copypasta: "Go fuck yourself" Apr 29th, 2020 Never 71 0 None -
What do you do after fucking the tightest pussy Apr 29th, 2020 Never 59 0 None -
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