TIFU by ruining my wifes shower

This happened about 5 minutes ago.

Soooo I did my daily routine of while My one year old is eating breakfast I go sit on the potty and release the demons. So I went and was too plugged up so was like eh I’ll wait.

So my wife decided to have a rare luxurious morning shower before work. She’s in there and BOOM the flood gates open and it’s logging season. I wait and wait and wait and she’s still fucking around in there.

She’s just enjoying the time alone and relaxing in the shower and here I come kicking down the door saying “I HAVE TO SHIT! I have to shit I have to shit!” Everything comes running out sound effects and all.

She’s now saying omg the smells coming in behind the shower curtain and she’s gagging saying it smells like roast beef.

So I can’t look her in the eyes and can’t stop laughing. Do I print the divorce papers out for her or should I just wait for her to make the move? /s

TL;DR I should’ve went to the bathroom on my first go because I just ruined my wifes shower with a nice roast beef scent

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