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TIFU by having a sexual dream about Voldemort May 12th, 2020 Never 330 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-12 13:39:34 May 12th, 2020 Never 116 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-12 12:51:23 May 12th, 2020 Never 114 0 None -
Copypasta: At what point does someone become a rapist? May 12th, 2020 Never 152 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-12 11:43:48 May 12th, 2020 Never 111 0 None -
Female Euthenasia May 12th, 2020 Never 151 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-12 10:12:49 May 12th, 2020 Never 105 0 None -
Copypasta: Found on r/conservatives May 12th, 2020 Never 181 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-12 08:38:41 May 12th, 2020 Never 94 0 None -
you can make jewelry out of ashes May 12th, 2020 Never 169 0 None -
A black jewish boy runs home from school one day May 12th, 2020 Never 146 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-12 06:12:06 May 12th, 2020 Never 108 0 None -
What's the difference between 4-layer toilet paper and a liberal arts major? May 11th, 2020 Never 128 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-12 04:39:57 May 11th, 2020 Never 122 0 None -
TIFU by snorting lysol May 11th, 2020 Never 159 0 None -
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled... May 11th, 2020 Never 109 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-12 02:32:55 May 11th, 2020 Never 100 0 None -
Copypasta: From r/anime_irl May 11th, 2020 Never 121 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-12 01:12:00 May 11th, 2020 Never 120 0 None -
3 Black guys were inside a bar May 11th, 2020 Never 116 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-11 23:39:21 May 11th, 2020 Never 124 0 None -
TIFU by looking up why my cat only lays on me when I have a specific blanket May 11th, 2020 Never 105 0 None -
I'm a big fan of whiteboards May 11th, 2020 Never 130 0 None -
Dad jokes are like rubber May 11th, 2020 Never 155 0 None -
TIFU by getting in bed with my dad May 11th, 2020 Never 135 0 None -
Copypasta: Levels of wealth explained May 11th, 2020 Never 119 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-11 18:18:20 May 11th, 2020 Never 110 0 None -
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion May 11th, 2020 Never 110 0 None -
Copypasta: This dude clearly lost a 1v1 May 11th, 2020 Never 139 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-11 16:20:45 May 11th, 2020 Never 120 0 None -
Copypasta: BRAIN POWER May 11th, 2020 Never 244 0 None -
I passed my forklift test today. I did very well. May 11th, 2020 Never 109 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-11 14:04:06 May 11th, 2020 Never 107 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-11 13:15:25 May 11th, 2020 Never 105 0 None -
Copypasta: HOEvid-19 May 11th, 2020 Never 98 0 None -
Somebody told me a joke about electricity. May 11th, 2020 Never 117 0 None -
What has two butts and kills people? May 11th, 2020 Never 152 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-11 10:41:26 May 11th, 2020 Never 231 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-11 09:45:19 May 11th, 2020 Never 109 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-11 08:51:44 May 11th, 2020 Never 157 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-11 07:52:20 May 11th, 2020 Never 130 0 None -
TIFU by introducing my girlfriend to PC gaming using Portal as her first game. May 11th, 2020 Never 123 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-11 06:28:40 May 11th, 2020 Never 105 0 None -
Copypasta: Jschlatt wants 10 gay men from Rajj May 10th, 2020 Never 97 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-11 05:16:41 May 10th, 2020 Never 101 0 None -
They say make up sex is the best May 10th, 2020 Never 131 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-11 03:33:30 May 10th, 2020 Never 110 0 None -
So I walked in on my wife having sex with her personal trainer: May 10th, 2020 Never 113 0 None -
Why are black people tall? May 10th, 2020 Never 105 0 None -
TIFU by trusting my boyfriend to do his own laundry. May 10th, 2020 Never 107 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-11 00:36:25 May 10th, 2020 Never 121 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-11 00:01:27 May 10th, 2020 Never 101 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-10 23:25:55 May 10th, 2020 Never 109 0 None -
What's a pirate's favorite letter. May 10th, 2020 Never 214 0 None -
Copypasta: i beat my meat to my tutor's voice May 10th, 2020 Never 99 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-10 21:22:24 May 10th, 2020 Never 119 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-10 20:29:07 May 10th, 2020 Never 103 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-10 19:50:17 May 10th, 2020 Never 100 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-10 18:52:25 May 10th, 2020 Never 107 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-10 17:58:23 May 10th, 2020 Never 95 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-10 17:13:54 May 10th, 2020 Never 106 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-10 16:19:08 May 10th, 2020 Never 114 0 None -
A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. May 10th, 2020 Never 129 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-10 14:50:31 May 10th, 2020 Never 105 0 None -
Copypasta: This one goes out to all my fellow gamers who accidentally deleted their first minecraft worlds. May 10th, 2020 Never 106 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-10 13:23:36 May 10th, 2020 Never 113 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-10 12:25:53 May 10th, 2020 Never 95 0 None -
TIFU by not washing my clothes for an entire year May 10th, 2020 Never 190 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-10 11:05:31 May 10th, 2020 Never 148 0 None -
When does a Joke become a Dad Joke? May 10th, 2020 Never 168 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-10 09:01:37 May 10th, 2020 Never 100 0 None -
Copypasta: Fuck people who tickle May 10th, 2020 Never 110 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-10 07:30:01 May 10th, 2020 Never 99 0 None -
What do call a happy cowboy? May 10th, 2020 Never 118 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-10 05:52:42 May 9th, 2020 Never 103 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-10 04:59:34 May 9th, 2020 Never 97 0 None -
TIFU by embarrassing myself on a date in the most cartoonish, impossible way possible May 9th, 2020 Never 153 0 None -
Copypasta: Some bubble wrap for you to pop while bored in quarantine May 9th, 2020 Never 166 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-10 02:49:53 May 9th, 2020 Never 140 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-10 02:01:18 May 9th, 2020 Never 115 0 None -
TIFu French fries May 9th, 2020 Never 108 0 None -
Copypasta: Adam ruins your parent’s marriage May 9th, 2020 Never 107 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-09 23:56:13 May 9th, 2020 Never 92 0 None -
Haven't been able to find the channel changer in a few days May 9th, 2020 Never 127 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-09 22:14:00 May 9th, 2020 Never 112 0 None -
I made a virtual bubble wrap to keep you all busy during quarantine. There might be some irregular bubbles, but that is normal. May 9th, 2020 Never 200 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-09 20:55:21 May 9th, 2020 Never 99 0 None -
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? May 9th, 2020 Never 171 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-09 18:38:53 May 9th, 2020 Never 111 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-09 18:07:46 May 9th, 2020 Never 103 0 None -
People say that I'm a plagiarist May 9th, 2020 Never 108 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-09 16:34:04 May 9th, 2020 Never 109 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-09 16:01:48 May 9th, 2020 Never 124 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-09 15:21:59 May 9th, 2020 Never 109 0 None -
I am a little confused about why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday May 9th, 2020 Never 98 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-09 14:04:25 May 9th, 2020 Never 102 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-09 13:17:07 May 9th, 2020 Never 105 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-09 12:27:55 May 9th, 2020 Never 106 0 None -
I wish i could be ugly for one day May 9th, 2020 Never 208 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-09 10:49:27 May 9th, 2020 Never 111 0 None -
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