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TIFU by having a sexual dream about Voldemort
May 12th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-12 13:39:34
May 12th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-12 12:51:23
May 12th, 2020
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Copypasta: At what point does someone become a rapist?
May 12th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-12 11:43:48
May 12th, 2020
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Female Euthenasia
May 12th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-12 10:12:49
May 12th, 2020
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Copypasta: Found on r/conservatives
May 12th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-12 08:38:41
May 12th, 2020
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you can make jewelry out of ashes
May 12th, 2020
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A black jewish boy runs home from school one day
May 12th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-12 06:12:06
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What's the difference between 4-layer toilet paper and a liberal arts major?
May 11th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-12 04:39:57
May 11th, 2020
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TIFU by snorting lysol
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Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
May 11th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-12 02:32:55
May 11th, 2020
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Copypasta: From r/anime_irl
May 11th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-12 01:12:00
May 11th, 2020
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3 Black guys were inside a bar
May 11th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-11 23:39:21
May 11th, 2020
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TIFU by looking up why my cat only lays on me when I have a specific blanket
May 11th, 2020
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I'm a big fan of whiteboards
May 11th, 2020
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Dad jokes are like rubber
May 11th, 2020
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TIFU by getting in bed with my dad
May 11th, 2020
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Copypasta: Levels of wealth explained
May 11th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-11 18:18:20
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Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion
May 11th, 2020
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Copypasta: This dude clearly lost a 1v1
May 11th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-11 16:20:45
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Copypasta: BRAIN POWER
May 11th, 2020
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I passed my forklift test today. I did very well.
May 11th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-11 14:04:06
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Shower Thought 2020-05-11 13:15:25
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Copypasta: HOEvid-19
May 11th, 2020
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Somebody told me a joke about electricity.
May 11th, 2020
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What has two butts and kills people?
May 11th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-11 10:41:26
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Shower Thought 2020-05-11 09:45:19
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Shower Thought 2020-05-11 08:51:44
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Today I Learned 2020-05-11 07:52:20
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TIFU by introducing my girlfriend to PC gaming using Portal as her first game.
May 11th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-11 06:28:40
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Copypasta: Jschlatt wants 10 gay men from Rajj
May 10th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-11 05:16:41
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They say make up sex is the best
May 10th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-11 03:33:30
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So I walked in on my wife having sex with her personal trainer:
May 10th, 2020
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Why are black people tall?
May 10th, 2020
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TIFU by trusting my boyfriend to do his own laundry.
May 10th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-11 00:36:25
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Shower Thought 2020-05-11 00:01:27
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Shower Thought 2020-05-10 23:25:55
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What's a pirate's favorite letter.
May 10th, 2020
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Copypasta: i beat my meat to my tutor's voice
May 10th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-10 21:22:24
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Today I Learned 2020-05-10 20:29:07
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Shower Thought 2020-05-10 19:50:17
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Shower Thought 2020-05-10 18:52:25
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Today I Learned 2020-05-10 17:58:23
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Today I Learned 2020-05-10 17:13:54
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Today I Learned 2020-05-10 16:19:08
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A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.
May 10th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-10 14:50:31
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Copypasta: This one goes out to all my fellow gamers who accidentally deleted their first minecraft worlds.
May 10th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-10 13:23:36
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Shower Thought 2020-05-10 12:25:53
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TIFU by not washing my clothes for an entire year
May 10th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-10 11:05:31
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When does a Joke become a Dad Joke?
May 10th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-10 09:01:37
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Copypasta: Fuck people who tickle
May 10th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-10 07:30:01
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What do call a happy cowboy?
May 10th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-10 05:52:42
May 9th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-10 04:59:34
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TIFU by embarrassing myself on a date in the most cartoonish, impossible way possible
May 9th, 2020
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Copypasta: Some bubble wrap for you to pop while bored in quarantine
May 9th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-10 02:49:53
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Shower Thought 2020-05-10 02:01:18
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TIFu French fries
May 9th, 2020
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Copypasta: Adam ruins your parentβs marriage
May 9th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-09 23:56:13
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Haven't been able to find the channel changer in a few days
May 9th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-09 22:14:00
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I made a virtual bubble wrap to keep you all busy during quarantine. There might be some irregular bubbles, but that is normal.
May 9th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-09 20:55:21
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Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?
May 9th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-09 18:38:53
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Today I Learned 2020-05-09 18:07:46
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People say that I'm a plagiarist
May 9th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-09 16:34:04
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Today I Learned 2020-05-09 16:01:48
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Today I Learned 2020-05-09 15:21:59
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I am a little confused about why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday
May 9th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-05-09 14:04:25
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Shower Thought 2020-05-09 13:17:07
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Today I Learned 2020-05-09 12:27:55
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I wish i could be ugly for one day
May 9th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-05-09 10:49:27
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