Copypasta: Levels of wealth explained

 When can you tell someone to kiss your ass?

100k USD - You can start telling the people you don't like from past jobs, and maybe your cousins to kiss your ass.

500k USD - You can tell your family and possibly your in-laws, random people who start shit with you, and business you're loyal to, they can tongue your anus.

1 million USD - You can tell your boss, co-workers, as well as your girlfriend (not wife), certain low level civil servants, and people within 2 mil USD of you, to taste your tip.

20 mil USD - You can tell small financial institutions, businesses, all friends and family, corrupt government employees, and individual bank branches, to baste your bellybutton.

100 mil USD - You can tell most municipal governments, and businesses with a smaller market cap than you, as well as all city and state level civil servants to suckle your nips.

500 mil USD - You can tell local law enforcement, as well as some legislators, judges, lawyers, prosecutors, customs officials, and regulatory agencies to kiss you on the lips.

1 billion USD - You can tell most nation states on earth to lie down so you can tenderly make love to them.

100 bil USD - You can begin fucking the fabric of spacetime and bribing the primordial cosmic beings that exist in the great voids of the universe.

1 trillion USD - Comcast will consider handling your complaints in a timely fashion. They will however tear your bussy apart

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