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Copypasta: I am addicted to the really nigga sound effect May 5th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Copypasta: found in r/unpopularopinion May 5th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-06 03:03:50 May 5th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-06 02:28:21 May 5th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
TIFU by trying something new in the bedroom May 5th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Copypasta: My very well thought-out joke May 5th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
TIFU by microwaving soup at 3am May 5th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-05 23:10:50 May 5th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-05 22:15:56 May 5th, 2020 Never 33 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-05 21:18:11 May 5th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
I went to the doctors and he told me "You should stop masturbating". "Why?" I asked May 5th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Why did the mods of r/iamatotalpieceofshit cross the road? May 5th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Copypasta: They targeted gamers. May 5th, 2020 Never 38 0 None -
Tifu by not turning of my camera in an online meeting while leaving my room in a boarding school May 5th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-05 16:33:47 May 5th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Copypasta: I’m a land lord and evicting people sexually arouses me copypasta (credit comment and post in r/politicalcompassmemes) May 5th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Copypasta: Why Harry Potter should’ve carried a M1911 May 5th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
TIFU by letting out the most obnoxious sneeze in the history of conference calls May 5th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-05 13:18:15 May 5th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
My girlfriend is a pornstar May 5th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-05 12:05:44 May 5th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-05 11:31:12 May 5th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-05 11:00:06 May 5th, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
TIFU by popping a pimple on my penis May 5th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-05 09:17:22 May 5th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Copypasta: Does anyone else have an asian targeting system? May 5th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
I used my stimulus check to buy baby chickens May 5th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
I don't have a "Dad Bod" May 5th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
TIFU by trying to blow myself and getting caught May 4th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-05 05:00:39 May 4th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-05 04:04:28 May 4th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-05 03:26:14 May 4th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-05 02:48:17 May 4th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-05 01:50:10 May 4th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
TIFU by trying to teach my bird cute phrases May 4th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-05 00:09:16 May 4th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Copypasta: My Grandma Always Loved The Big Bang Theory May 4th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Copypasta: Cring May 4th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-04 21:54:36 May 4th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
What do you do when you've lost your 6month old May 4th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Copypasta: I have an insatiable minion rape fetish May 4th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-04 19:13:35 May 4th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
schrodinger's Equation is bullshit May 4th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is May 4th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-04 16:42:39 May 4th, 2020 Never 14 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-04 15:55:47 May 4th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Copypasta: the tiny hitler coom jar May 4th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-04 14:33:54 May 4th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-04 13:38:35 May 4th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Copypasta: Is this normal? May 4th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-04 12:19:12 May 4th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day May 4th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-04 10:52:12 May 4th, 2020 Never 14 0 None -
Copypasta: Any female born after 1993 cant't cook. All they know is McDonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chop and lie. May 4th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Copypasta: I'm a simp, and you're a girl May 4th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-04 08:38:15 May 4th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. May 4th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-04 07:26:11 May 4th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-04 06:29:35 May 4th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Copypasta: I fucked my dog. AMA May 3rd, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-04 04:48:19 May 3rd, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-04 04:13:49 May 3rd, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-04 03:38:37 May 3rd, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-04 03:06:02 May 3rd, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
I swear the people in africa are rich May 3rd, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Copypasta: Yankee with no brim video description May 3rd, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-03 23:53:47 May 3rd, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin. May 3rd, 2020 Never 14 0 None -
ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. May 3rd, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-03 21:47:42 May 3rd, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-03 21:07:47 May 3rd, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-03 20:22:04 May 3rd, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-03 18:48:00 May 3rd, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-03 17:52:05 May 3rd, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-03 17:21:30 May 3rd, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-03 16:44:25 May 3rd, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
TIFU by putting my hand in a urinal May 3rd, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? May 3rd, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
What does a zombie say when it wants more details? May 3rd, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows to high.. May 3rd, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
TIFU by having sex May 3rd, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. May 3rd, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-03 11:11:47 May 3rd, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? May 3rd, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-03 09:23:21 May 3rd, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
TIFU by being a bad Facebook stalker May 3rd, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
What did P say to R? May 3rd, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-03 05:51:08 May 2nd, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-03 05:15:03 May 2nd, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-03 04:24:29 May 2nd, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-03 03:44:02 May 2nd, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-03 03:00:29 May 2nd, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-03 02:09:42 May 2nd, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-03 01:31:47 May 2nd, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Copypasta: the microwave beep May 2nd, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Who do you call when Dwayne Johnson is sick? May 2nd, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-02 22:38:22 May 2nd, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
I asked my girlfriend if we could try a rape fantasy. May 2nd, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
TIFU by accidentally canceling 25 customer orders May 2nd, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-02 20:49:11 May 2nd, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
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