Copypasta: the microwave beep

 The microwave beep has destroyed my life. I am addicted to it more than any other drug. I stay up at night late pressinng the 30 second button, waiting to hear the pleasant, soft ring of the microwave beep. My wife, a black woman, filed for divorce 2 months ago and got custody of the kids. I was charged for failure to appear in court because I was too busy listening to the microwave beep to appear. I have no job. I get my money from welfare. I stay in the worst house in a 1 star hotel, with no furniture and no bed. The only thing I need in my life is the microwave beep. I love the microwave beep.

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