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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said “Son, that’s three schools this year...
Apr 26th, 2020
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Copypasta: screw you owoifier
Apr 26th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-26 06:18:27
Apr 26th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-26 05:24:25
Apr 25th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-26 04:45:04
Apr 25th, 2020
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Copypasta: CRINGE
Apr 25th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-26 03:40:08
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Shower Thought 2020-04-26 02:44:27
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Copypasta: Homosexual cats need a new home
Apr 25th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-26 01:10:32
Apr 25th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-26 00:18:11
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I saw a little girl getting raped by a man so I decided to help,
Apr 25th, 2020
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TIFU by not wearing the right size of pads in my dads car
Apr 25th, 2020
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Our friend Chuck hasn’t contacted us for months, so we renamed him Huck.
Apr 25th, 2020
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A man makes fresh coffee and takes it to his wife in bed....
Apr 25th, 2020
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What do you call a gay drive by?
Apr 25th, 2020
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Where does one keep all their dad-jokes stored?
Apr 25th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-25 19:24:02
Apr 25th, 2020
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My ex girlfirend
Apr 25th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-25 17:38:10
Apr 25th, 2020
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Copypasta: Honestly women are kind of OP
Apr 25th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-25 16:26:05
Apr 25th, 2020
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TIFU by creating a shower slip and slide.
Apr 25th, 2020
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What do you call three black guys hanging from a tree?
Apr 25th, 2020
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Copypasta: literally every entitled parents post ever
Apr 25th, 2020
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Why did the tomato blush?
Apr 25th, 2020
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Copypasta: you’re not ugly🤗stay positive🥰
Apr 25th, 2020
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TIFU by doing ass to mouth.
Apr 25th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-25 11:03:59
Apr 25th, 2020
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Today, I ran across 13 kids going down the road,
Apr 25th, 2020
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Why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes?
Apr 25th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-25 08:33:14
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I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..
Apr 25th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-25 06:46:51
Apr 25th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-25 05:54:08
Apr 24th, 2020
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Where does a horse go when it gets sick?
Apr 24th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-25 04:20:44
Apr 24th, 2020
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
Apr 24th, 2020
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TIFU by sanitizing my lungs
Apr 24th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-25 01:48:08
Apr 24th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-25 00:58:49
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Shower Thought 2020-04-25 00:08:50
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Today I Learned 2020-04-24 23:19:20
Apr 24th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-24 22:44:17
Apr 24th, 2020
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Copypasta: I found a solution to the Coronavirus!
Apr 24th, 2020
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What is the tic tac slogan in Germany from the years 1924-1946?
Apr 24th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-24 20:33:03
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Today I Learned 2020-04-24 19:50:32
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Today I Learned 2020-04-24 19:12:04
Apr 24th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-24 18:40:56
Apr 24th, 2020
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TIFU by chopping up 750k SHU chillies and touching myself. Subtitle: Wash Your Damn Hands - (but not why you think).
Apr 24th, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-24 17:06:37
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Shower Thought 2020-04-24 16:08:18
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Today I Learned 2020-04-24 15:16:54
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Shower Thought 2020-04-24 14:17:00
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There is slight difference between a racial joke and a dark joke
Apr 24th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-24 12:51:08
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Shower Thought 2020-04-24 11:57:46
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Shower Thought 2020-04-24 11:12:57
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Shower Thought 2020-04-24 10:38:06
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Copypasta: So smooth :3
Apr 24th, 2020
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What do you call a vegetable on fire?
Apr 24th, 2020
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When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
Apr 24th, 2020
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What does Michael Jackson say to a kid who is siting on his lap?
Apr 24th, 2020
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TIFU by loudly masturbating in my family home for years
Apr 24th, 2020
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TIFU by inadvertently informing my mum that I liked black girls by the power of porn
Apr 24th, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-24 05:12:09
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Social distancing isn't just a recommendation, it's a commandment.
Apr 23rd, 2020
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TIFU by hurting my cat
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-24 02:33:54
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Copypasta: Accusing a man you don’t like of “having a small penis” is body shaming and should be treated as such.
Apr 23rd, 2020
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TIFU for kicking a heavy rubber ball into my brothers balls
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Copypasta: Phineas and Verb, but all the ferbs are replaced by "fuck" and "fucking"
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Copypasta: Gru's deadly penis
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-23 22:09:35
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Copypasta: Navy seals copypasta in cartinese
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-23 20:13:10
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-23 19:23:50
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How do you say oh shit in German?
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-23 17:27:41
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Shower Thought 2020-04-23 16:45:39
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What do you say when you see a black pope?
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-23 15:15:13
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-23 14:21:30
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Copypasta: Low pollution has its downsides too
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Copypasta: you didn’t ask?
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-23 11:46:39
Apr 23rd, 2020
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I remember my childhood quite fondly when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-23 10:24:09
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Copypasta: I identify as...
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Copypasta: Finally told my parents they're gay.
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-23 08:09:50
Apr 23rd, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-23 07:27:37
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Today I Learned 2020-04-23 06:32:40
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Today I Learned 2020-04-23 05:46:14
Apr 22nd, 2020
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Today I Learned 2020-04-23 05:08:05
Apr 22nd, 2020
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Shower Thought 2020-04-23 04:10:03
Apr 22nd, 2020
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Tifu thinking my mic was muted on zoom.
Apr 22nd, 2020
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Copypasta: Alex Jones is Cumming
Apr 22nd, 2020
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TIFU by making a sexual innuendo in front of 4th graders
Apr 22nd, 2020
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