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Today I Learned 2020-04-19 23:25:13 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Copypasta: so I had a dream Apr 19th, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-19 22:06:18 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read, "One day, this could be you" Apr 19th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Copypasta: Can I sue the school for discrimination? Apr 19th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-19 19:56:33 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
What does the scrotum of a catholic priest look like? Apr 19th, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
Copypasta: I'm Blue – da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye Da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye Da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye Da ba dee da ba dye Apr 19th, 2020 Never 40 0 None -
TIFU by having sex with a water jet. Apr 19th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-19 16:25:38 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Copypasta: Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Apr 19th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-19 14:53:14 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-19 14:08:08 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
TIFU by cleaning out my pantry Apr 19th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-19 12:48:35 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 36 0 None -
TIFU by leaving my vibrator under my pillow. Apr 19th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Copypasta: Al dente meme Apr 19th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-19 10:15:05 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-19 09:39:19 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-19 08:48:27 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Copypasta: Moviecirclejerk's official opinion on art hoes Apr 19th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-19 07:37:45 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Why are Americans bad at math? Apr 19th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-19 06:22:23 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? Apr 18th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Copypasta: Kitchen Nightmares US in a Nutshell Apr 18th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-19 04:27:10 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
One day, a ridiculously bored King in a small town decided to have a contest and the winner would choose, either to marry his daughter, gold and riches... Or name anything that he desires. Apr 18th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
TIFU by being non-essential and leaving sugar free candies in my desk. Apr 18th, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-19 01:52:48 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-19 01:12:22 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Copypasta: I hate Isabelle from Animal Crossing Here's why Apr 18th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-19 00:02:13 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-18 23:10:01 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-18 22:38:35 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
- I wish I was a billionaire, just like my dad Apr 18th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
TIFU by not knowing you can get an ass infection from sitting too much Apr 18th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-18 20:23:35 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-18 19:34:41 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-18 19:01:29 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-18 18:02:24 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-18 17:03:28 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-18 16:21:23 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-18 15:44:53 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-18 14:51:23 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
TIFU - Made a nice lady cry twice Apr 18th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
If you can keep the candle lit, you win. Apr 18th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
TIFU by accidentally touching a girl’s boob. Apr 18th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Copypasta: If whites aren’t the superior race, then why is cum white? Apr 18th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-18 11:26:33 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-18 10:32:29 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-18 09:55:42 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-18 09:04:15 Apr 18th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
TIFU by shaving my beard off. Apr 18th, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
What’s a Jewish persons favorite letter in the alphabet? Apr 18th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Copypasta: My name is Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way. Apr 18th, 2020 Never 35 0 None -
Copypasta: EatDatPussy445 is a master Apr 18th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-18 05:12:22 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Copypasta: I fucking hate it when parents don’t get memes. Apr 17th, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
I wondered where my boomerang was after i threw it Apr 17th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-18 02:43:24 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-18 01:52:49 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-18 01:07:41 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
A limbo champion walks into a bar. Apr 17th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Copypasta: Recently tried smash. Joined a discord that will remain nameless, was struggling a fair bit and then i got this in my dms Apr 17th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
TIFU by forgetting to teach my kid what a dolphin was. Apr 17th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-17 22:09:32 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-17 21:24:01 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
A woman says to her doctor "Kiss me!" Apr 17th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
TIFU: By reading Peter Rabbit to my four year old. Apr 17th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
I was just attacked by a man with a rack of spices! Apr 17th, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-17 18:31:17 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
TIFU by asking my server for a blowjob Apr 17th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
TIFU By Forgetting my Camera was active during a video conference. Apr 17th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-17 16:23:43 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
TIFU by pranking my Grandma Apr 17th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-17 14:47:17 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-17 14:04:59 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Have you guys tried blindfolded archery? Apr 17th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-17 12:16:55 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
TIFU Today I fucked up by getting something stuck Apr 17th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-17 10:43:05 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-17 09:53:49 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-17 09:14:06 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-17 08:25:42 Apr 17th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Copypasta: Full transcript of Wilbur Soot and Jebediah Schlatt's conversation about Hot Pockets, lasting 12 minutes and 24 seconds. Apr 17th, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? Apr 17th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Copypasta: I attached a Fleshlight to a drill Apr 16th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-17 04:54:30 Apr 16th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
What is the difference between hitler, and the mods? Apr 16th, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-17 03:25:06 Apr 16th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-17 02:47:41 Apr 16th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-17 02:08:50 Apr 16th, 2020 Never 33 0 None -
Copypasta: If You Use One of These, You Have Lost The Argument Apr 16th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Apr 16th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Copypasta: So I (30M) 👌😎 and my wife (2F) 😘😏😨 got into an argument 😱 yesterday❗ Apr 16th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-16 23:12:05 Apr 16th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Copypasta: Batt mann Apr 16th, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
A pregnant woman is hit by a car Apr 16th, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
Copypasta: Hey👋Girl💁‍♀️Are you👇An erection🍆🤔Because you👇are making me really embarrassed right now😳 Apr 16th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
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