TIFU by having sex with a water jet.

It happened when I was 14. Next to my school, there was a swimming pool and I'd love to go there every weekend. Swimming is good but sometime it causes tired, so I found a way to relax. Every swimming pool has water pumping holes a.k.a water jet holes, which are placed as high as my back and my neck, so I used to stand next to the holes, use them as massage system. It's very comfortable, you should try.

One day, I found a special hole. It's different from the others because it's a bit stronger, and placed below, right next to my little Dicky. I was a 14 y.o guy watching 18+ films, so I really know how sex work. But I wondered how does butt-sex feel like. I'm definitely not a gay, so I was quite curious and decided to put my ass right behind the water jet hole and chill. I didn't worry because I saw butt-sex on porn movies before, and I was wearing boxers with underwear, so I thought it's safe.

Some of you may ask me how does it feel. **It's awesome**. It's just like butt-sex, but instead of a dick, it't a water dick, like Morphling put his finger in your ass. It will make you much more chill than using the Vietnamese toilet sprayer ( I tried the toilet sprayer to get that feeling again, but it didn't work.)

Back to the story at the pool, 20 minutes later, I had a stomachache. I thought that was a normal stomachache caused by eating too much protein. But I was wrong. The pain was stronger and stronger. I jumped out of the pool, ran to a WC nearby. I sat on the toilet, one second right before I pooped, a thought ran across my brain: "Is having butt-sex make me feel poopy?"

I let it go. Couldn't hold it back anymore.

Then I heard a sound from the toilet, like the sound of liquid touching liquid. I looked down and wonder "What will my shit look like after a m-ASS-age? I saw nothing. I remember shitting very much, very strong, but then I saw nothing, just an empty toilet. It costed me 30 seconds to realize that I had just pooped out water. It was about 2 lít swimming pool water, pumped in my ass by the water jet hole, through my underwear.

I went home and go to the toilet one more time. This time I pooped out a liquid mixture of shit and water. After that day, my digestive system couldn't work well for weeks. Never try this again.

**And I'm still not a gay.**

>TL;DR - having butt-sex with a water jet hole, it creampied in my ass.

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