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Copypasta: Guys 👋 I just got downvoted ⬇️ for using emojis 😄 on Reddit ❌ Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
TIFU by melting my Xbox controller Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 14 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-22 23:17:06 Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
TIFU and got instantly punished for a crime...with the world's worst stinkbomb Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Copypasta: I want to fuck the Fortnite banana. Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
So, If a tesla is stolen Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-22 20:11:26 Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Sunday: Greg. Monday: Ian. Tuesday: Greg. Wednesday: Ian. Thursday: Greg. Friday: Ian. Saturday: Greg Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
TIFU by opening an email conversation between my mom and dad Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 14 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-22 16:53:20 Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
TIFU by giving our son carpet burn on his willy. Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
TIFU by not reminding my SO that I was in virtual class on Zoom & making him think I was dumping him Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-22 14:58:02 Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-22 14:23:37 Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time... Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-22 12:51:36 Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Copypasta: Taken from cringetopia Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-22 11:47:54 Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-22 10:57:40 Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
Your girlfriend asked me to give her 12" and make it hurt Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-22 09:24:29 Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
You can't say Kobe when you make a shot Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-22 08:10:08 Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 14 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-22 07:14:20 Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 14 0 None -
TIFU by caring about my girlfriend Apr 22nd, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Copypasta: Transgender people: Apr 21st, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Copypasta: 5g networks Apr 21st, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
If you're caught raping a prostitute... Apr 21st, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
A priest, a fisherman, and an engineer were sentenced to death by guillotine. Apr 21st, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-22 02:42:00 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-22 02:09:22 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
TIFU Almost died driving into a mine field Apr 21st, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-22 01:05:35 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Copypasta: There is no amount of 4 year olds that could take me down Apr 21st, 2020 Never 13 0 None -
TIFU by burning my hair while taking a sex break Apr 21st, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Why are baby cows cheaper than adults? Apr 21st, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
TIFU by watching porn while my wife and daughter are taking a bath Apr 21st, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-21 21:40:06 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-21 20:49:34 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Copypasta: If a Nazi Germany salute became a copypasta, people would start posting it everywhere and people would agree with it, but anyone who pointed out that it was in support of Nazi Germany and disagreed would be downvoted to oblivion Apr 21st, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-21 19:41:33 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
Copypasta: Is this a Jojo reference? Apr 21st, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-21 18:01:54 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Copypasta: Why grow your clit? Apr 21st, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-21 16:39:52 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Copypasta: From a user on r/animemes Apr 21st, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-21 15:05:53 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-21 14:06:04 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Copypasta: sonic’s ballsack. Apr 21st, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Copypasta: i have an addiction, and i need help Apr 21st, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-21 12:11:25 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Copypasta: In Japan🇯🇵, heart surgeon❤👨‍⚕️ Apr 21st, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Why did the tomato blush? Apr 21st, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink? Apr 21st, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-21 09:10:30 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-21 08:22:12 Apr 21st, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today, in honor of 4/20, I'm letting my entire custodial staff partake before they come to work. Apr 21st, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Copypasta: I NEED LIPS AROUND MY DICK RIGHT NOW. Apr 21st, 2020 Never 14 0 None -
Copypasta: The man behind the slaughter Apr 21st, 2020 Never 120 0 None -
Copypasta: When some liberal asks me if I have my permission slip to be outside during quarantine Apr 20th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
TIFU : The Legend of the Gay Theater Dad Apr 20th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Copypasta: N*gga N*gga N*gga but the n word is replaced with Karen. Apr 20th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
TIFU by telling my five year old I didn’t want to be a parent anymore Apr 20th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Copypasta: Found on r/gaming Apr 20th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Apr 20th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-21 01:25:16 Apr 20th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Copypasta: Happy funeral Apr 20th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
A man enters a cafetaria and is welcomed by a pretty girl behind the counter. While browsing through the menu, he notices that its last item reads: 'handjob - $15'. Apr 20th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. I think they are completely crazy. Apr 20th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Copypasta: wtf karen it tastes good (An actual facebook post) Apr 20th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-20 21:37:11 Apr 20th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
TIFU by signing a quit-claim deed to my house after a divorce. Apr 20th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-20 20:07:26 Apr 20th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Copypasta: Found on Facebook Apr 20th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-20 18:47:26 Apr 20th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-20 17:54:50 Apr 20th, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
TIFU by sending dick pics to my mom Apr 20th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Copypasta: 😖 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣3️⃣ (Playboi Carti - Pain 1993) Apr 20th, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-20 15:38:07 Apr 20th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
With the recent spike in sex toy purchases because of corona virus, I can only draw one conclusion. Apr 20th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-20 14:27:57 Apr 20th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Copypasta: The way anime girls compliment each other on their big boobs but its guys instead Apr 20th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
What are scientists favorite dog breed? Apr 20th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Copypasta: Very simple plot of fnaf Apr 20th, 2020 Never 82 0 None -
TIFU by forgetting my reusable water bottle at home, leading to my arrest. Apr 20th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-20 10:23:20 Apr 20th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Copypasta: First time Apr 20th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-20 09:09:02 Apr 20th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Copypasta: My friend sent this to a group chat Apr 20th, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
So a girl looked sad so I asked her what’s wrong she said “You have no right to know why”. Apr 20th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Copypasta: Any atheist born after 1993 can't argue. All they know is god mean, Christian mean, bad thing happen, monke, shellfish polyester, too many religion, cant see god, take it up the ass, and out of context bible verse Apr 20th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-20 06:00:38 Apr 20th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
TIFU by locking eyes with the in-laws as I climaxed Apr 19th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-20 04:13:43 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Copypasta: "what's up?" "the sky" Apr 19th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
TIFU by trying to be a fun dad and breaking my 5-year-old daughter's ankle. Apr 19th, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-20 02:08:59 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 40 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-04-20 01:29:14 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-20 00:54:40 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-04-19 23:58:01 Apr 19th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
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