Copypasta: "what's up?" "the sky"

said the comedy god, causing a 10 mile blast radius to anything around him. he levitated into the air, as everyone watched in pure horror and fear of his next joke which will cause everyone in the world to die laughing. the earth starts rumbling and cracking underneath people's feet. every volcano erupts simultaneously, destroying almost as much people as the comedy god. the spacetime continuum starts breaking, destroying the universe. comedy god clears his throat to tell the last joke to be told; the joke which will cause the universe to implode and cease its existence. 'have i ever told you what i sexually identify as?'

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