TIFU by creating a shower slip and slide.

So, quarantine may be rough, but (obligatory not today but yesterday) yesterday I decided I was going to actually de-grease myself and take a shower.

Before I actually got in the shower, I grabbed some peppermint oil sugar scrub thing (I dunno, it’s an unlabeled container I got as a gift) to use because it was nearly empty from my older sister borrowing it.
  I’m showering and all is well until I eventually empty its contents, so naturally, I pour out the excess oil down the drain.

Except it didn’t go down the drain.
It got all over the bathtub.
And the thing about oil is, surprise surprise-It’s slippery.

So now I’m sliding around my shower and attempting not to break my neck as I try to gracefully exit, but that doesn’t happen. I instead fall, though luckily I didn’t hit the spout or anything. And while that hurt pretty bad, at this point I was determined to finish my shower, because things couldn’t get any worse, right?

So, determined to stay clean, I stand up, now with a headache and slightly dizzy and lightheaded. For some reason, I’ve always felt faint and sick if I shower for extended periods of time, so I just decided to push on. I grab a body wash to finish this horrible hell-shower...but I lose my train of thought, and end up shampooing my hair with the body wash.

I soon notice my blunder, and begin desperately trying to scrub it out. This, however, causes the body wash to drip into my eyes, which HURT. I swear, if you thought tear-free shampoo hurt, you should try putting Bath and Body Works straight into your eyeballs.

At this point, I’m dizzy, have a headache and now I’m sobbing. I finally get the body wash out of my hair and angrily pull the shower curtain, only to be met with...

Water.
Everywhere.

I don’t know what went wrong, but I think I pulled the shower curtain slightly during my fall. So now, my bathroom floor is absolutely covered in water. Eventually, after using all of my towels, everything is nice and dry again (my bathroom is tiny, so it wasn’t horrible), and I can finally wrap up the whole shower.

What have I learned? Don’t use fancy bath oils. Or maybe just don’t dump oil into your bath like an idiot.

TL;DR: I poured oil all over my bathtub, tripped whilst in the shower due to said oil, scrubbed pure, soapy hell into my eyeballs and then got water all over my bathroom floor.

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