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- My boyfriend and I did the dirty this evening and ended up doing anal. We use a lube that has some numbing effect which helps the process. After anal he finished in my mouth.
- Well, once we were all done we decided to go get some food. We were driving listening to music and enjoying that post ass to mouth vibe ya know? You know.
- Next thing I know I'm getting pulled over. The cop comes to the window and asks me where I'm headed. So I tell him we're just getting some food and he looks at me all suspicious and asks me some more questions. Then he asks me to get out of the car. I'm freaking out at this point but I know I haven't had anything to drink,smoke,etc.
- He says I'm slurring quite a bit and asks if I've been drinking. Then it hits me. The fucking lube numbed my lips and tongue and I sound like I'm trashed. I then had to explain to the officer that actually my sexual activity involving a numbing lubricant made my lips numb. Somehow he believes my story but says I didn't use my blinker when I switched lanes. I apologize, red face, and out of pity he lets me go.
- So, yeah don't do ass to mouth with a numbing lubricant or else everyone will thing you're trashed.
- TL;DR By doing ass to mouth with a numbing lubricant I almost got a DUI because of my lube induced slurred speech.
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