TIFU by loudly masturbating in my family home for years

Naturally, it wasn’t today.

So 10 or so years ago, I was a teenager, and until I was 16 and had sex for the first time, I was a massive prude. I wouldn’t sit through a dirty joke. And then I hopped into .. couch.. with my best friend “to stop being afraid of sex,” (as someone who’d been through a very traumatic experience,) and it was like flipping a switch; I needed more. And my drive was immediately bigger than his. I asked for repeated performances, he mostly declined, because he wasn’t in the mood. After about a week or two, he suggested I do it myself. And I was like “what”... and I went to bed and tried to replicate what he did with his fingers. (To this DAY, nobody has able to do exactly whatever the fuck he did; fucking magical fingers.)

Now, I was living in my mother’s basement. I had my own proper bedroom door downstairs, and directly above my room was the living room and dining room. My bed was in about the middle between them. I had a degree of privacy. But I was constantly complaining about the children who lived with us (mom’s friend’s kids) running and stomping anywhere from like 4AM to 11PM. It was always loud. Adults? No problem. The kids? Somehow always impossibly loud. Just footsteps!

The first few times, I didn’t quite realize I was making audible sounds. But eventually I did. And eventually I discovered the joys of phone sex with a close friend who, while we couldn’t physically do things in person, had a drive as big as mine. So we masturbated together a lot. And I’m bad at words. So generally. I just used to do the thing and not try to be quiet. I knew I wasn’t quiet, and if someone came downstairs to do laundry (with a wall/door between us, they couldn’t see anything), I’d always pause.

But I had never considered the thinness of the floor. The hardwood floor in the dining room, particularly. The hardwood floor that I had complained about when the kids spilled juice and it dripped so quickly between the wood and onto my bedspread and floor. The hardwood floor that was the loudest for the kids to walk on. The hardwood floor that I COULD SEE IF THE DINING ROOM LIGHT WAS ON THROUGH CRACKS...

Fast forward a couple years, I’m 18, and I’m dating this guy, E, for ~6 months or so when his mother is moving an hour or two away, and he can either lose his good job in the field he wants and stop going to this reputable community college where he’s a solid year into his 4 year degree... or he can move in with my family. My mother offers him my room. I did not. And I felt very pressured. But yknow? Frequent sex? Sure. So he moves in.

I had been fairly loudly masturbating with my friend “R” for a couple years at this point, until dating E, and R enjoyed particularly me trying to say his name while I got off. And then until E moved in, we had a rule that I couldn’t have guys in my room. But I still masturbated. And then I happily loudly fucked my boyfriend in our room. Daily.

My stepdad has the absolute BALLS to one day tell me, “You’re loud like your mother.” And he like awkwardly tries to laugh it off. As I’m standing there in the kitchen going BRIGHT red.

My mother, my stepfather, my mother’s friend, AND HER TWO CHILDREN (!?!?) had been listening to me get off, fairly loudly, for YEARS? And not said anything???

Yep. Thanks, guys. Thanks. We could’ve prevented so much awkwardness.

It’s so much worse for me because I was basically those kids’ other parent. I was made to be a free, live-in babysitter, because their mother spent all her time smoking and playing on her phone out on the patio. I was the one who taught those kids how to tie their shoes, how to write their names, how to play Balloono on OMGPOP without needing me to set it up, and other various things. I was the one who kissed their booboos when they fell when she left them unattended and they did stupid shit. I was the one who fed them dinner half the time. When fireworks scared the older one, I was her cuddle buddy.

Dear god, why did nobody tell me. FOR YEARS.

TL;DR: I was loud during frequent sexytimes in my bedroom for years while my family members could hear me in the living room and dining room.

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