TIFU by inadvertently informing my mum that I liked black girls by the power of porn

Obligatory this happened a few years ago.

So the anniversary of my mums death has passed recently and I whilst reminiscing I remembered a story that I had desperately tried to forget. About 5 years ago my mum who lived about 300 miles away from came to visit me after my relationship with my ex girlfriend had just ended, she was about 70 at the time. It was a 10 year relationship so my mum was adamant that she wanted to come and see me. She took the train and then a taxi to my house. She was due at about 3 in the afternoon and having a house to myself, it being raining outside,  i did what most men do when alone and single, turned to a popular free porn site and began to enjoy the freedoms i'd missed for a very long time. Being in a new house, my internet hadn't been connected yet so I had to make do with the small screen on my phone but needs must.

Unfortunately my mum had managed to get an earlier train and arrived about an hour early. Doorbell rings and i quickly halted the five knuckle shuffle, grabbed my clothes and exited the porn site, ran downstairs to find my mum on the doorstep. After exchanging pleasantries and getting her comfortable we talked about what we wanted to do, watched a film and were both hungry so i suggested i take her to five guys, somewhere she'd never been and being a really big burger fan I was really excited to see her reaction (she lived in cornwall in the UK, even mcdonalds was a trek.).

We went to the car and got in and I switched the car on. At this point I should say that my car automatically links to my phone and usually plays the last song or audiobook that I had been listening to, in this instance it began to play "hot black chick nailed by huge white cock". which not only played the audio of 20 seconds pre nut, but displayed the title right across the centre dashboard (I had a nissan qashqai) The shock made me fumble about and it took me approximately 10 to 15 seconds before I eventually managed to switch it off.

I looked up to see my mum giving me the dead eye. She then calm as you'd like just said to me "so, you like black girls huh?"

I didn't speak for the next hour or so despite my mum laughing like a banshee all that time. Man I do miss her.

TLDR: Watched porn on my phone, forgot to completely exit it and it played in the car when i switched it on in front of my amused mother.

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