Copypasta: I’m a land lord and evicting people sexually arouses me copypasta (credit comment and post in r/politicalcompassmemes)

I’m a landlord and I get sexually aroused by evicting tenants. Any other chadlords get an adrenaline rush when evicting tenants. I always do it face to face it just feels so fucking good. This one rent hog broke down crying and I literally came in my pants. Nothing gets my cock harder than evicting a single mother with 3 kids out on the street. Let me tell ya, My dick is like a fucking firehose man, sometimes I’ll try and hit them from the window of their previous homes, just to show them who’s really daddy.
I love it even more when I see they are crack whores on the corner of the street a week later. My wife says it’s a normal reaction, what do you guys think?

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