TIFU by putting my hand in a urinal

So I didn’t even realise I had OCD until I was taking a piss at work earlier at today. (Heathrow airport key worker FYI)

The urinals have a nice smelling plastic covering over the drain hole, I assume in lieu of urinal cakes as it’s not 1993 anymore.

So anyway, my stream of piss shifted the nice smelling plastic covering off centre. Once I had finished doing my business and after I had shaken away the last of the excess droplets, without even thinking and for reasons that I can’t fully explain, i put my hand into the piss-filled urinal and moved it back to its central position.
Still now, hours later, I have no idea why I done that.
The though of how many other men’s piss that has been on that thing still makes me want to throw up.

For the record, hand washing commenced instantly  for a full 5 minutes.

TL;DR took a piss, fancy urinal cake got shifted, OCD kicked in and put my hand in a puddle of piss to straighten it.

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