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My dad made this weird joke ages ago May 9th, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
TIFU by making Geico think I was going to kill myself May 9th, 2020 Never 143 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-09 08:00:00 May 9th, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-09 07:20:16 May 9th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Copypasta: Kirby May 9th, 2020 Never 91 0 None -
TIFU by burning my ringhole out! May 8th, 2020 Never 37 0 None -
Due to the pandemic, I had to drop out of my marksmanship class. May 8th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-09 04:23:31 May 8th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
I heard a dwarf got pickpocketed. I was shocked and appalled. May 8th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-09 02:38:29 May 8th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Copypasta: Bubble Wrap May 8th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
What you do get from a dwarf cow? May 8th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
TIFU by ignoring some red flags and brining a girl home, who then flooded my bathroom and gave me chlamydia. May 8th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
TIFU by drinking enough caffeine for an entire family every morning unknowingly May 8th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Copypasta: Annoying Orange: Hey Apple, knife! May 8th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
If police never did wrong, people would trust them May 8th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-08 21:42:58 May 8th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
English is a very weird language May 8th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-08 20:12:32 May 8th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Copypasta: Cock May 8th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-08 18:53:03 May 8th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-08 18:18:57 May 8th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
I like my women how I like my eggs. May 8th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-08 16:37:38 May 8th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-08 15:56:38 May 8th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-08 15:08:39 May 8th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
My 18yr old girlfriend has been kidnapped May 8th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Pussies are meant to be grabbed May 8th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-08 12:46:44 May 8th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-08 11:27:30 May 8th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-08 10:30:30 May 8th, 2020 Never 37 0 None -
Copypasta: My life is ruined. May 8th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Copypasta: From avgn May 8th, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
Copypasta: This is how I will die May 8th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-08 07:45:26 May 8th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-08 07:07:52 May 8th, 2020 Never 38 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-08 06:20:36 May 8th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-08 05:42:54 May 7th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
TIFU by walking in on my brother while he was having a class. May 7th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Copypasta: Buddy, you're not funny May 7th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
True fact: Before the crowbar was invented. May 7th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Copypasta: Should I be calling my friend the N-Word? May 7th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Copypasta: Raw potatoes May 7th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-08 00:44:42 May 7th, 2020 Never 20 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-07 23:49:28 May 7th, 2020 Never 40 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-07 23:15:14 May 7th, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-07 22:34:25 May 7th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
In my free time i volunteer to help blind children May 7th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Copypasta: Elon Musk corrects a typo May 7th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
One night, a man and a woman meet at a bar May 7th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Just read a book about the history of glue May 7th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Copypasta: How many times can a man fap in his life? May 7th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-07 18:01:29 May 7th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
I was addicted to soap once. May 7th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-07 16:29:16 May 7th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
What type of cake makes you no longer have sex? May 7th, 2020 Never 26 0 None -
TIFU by forgetting I wasn't muted during a Zoom meeting when I ate my lunch, causing irreversible harm to my reputation. (I talk to my food when I eat it.) May 7th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
[In court] Judge: After seeing all the evidence, I am sending you to jail. May 7th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-07 13:29:04 May 7th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-07 12:33:13 May 7th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-07 11:55:50 May 7th, 2020 Never 33 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-07 11:24:28 May 7th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Copypasta: KFC is so sexy [OC] May 7th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-07 09:58:23 May 7th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
TIFU by torturing my phone every day of his life May 7th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-07 08:18:41 May 7th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-07 07:25:49 May 7th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-07 06:48:29 May 7th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-07 06:10:04 May 7th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-07 05:27:59 May 6th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
I bought some bird seed today May 6th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
Copypasta: The navy seal copypasta but it's in an old English font May 6th, 2020 Never 22 0 None -
French people don’t masturbate May 6th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
What’s the opening of a feminists meat grinder called? May 6th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-07 00:58:36 May 6th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Copypasta: Will Smith did not take a taxi from Philadelphia to Bel Air May 6th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Copypasta: 1.18 should be the grass update May 6th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-06 22:54:43 May 6th, 2020 Never 24 0 None -
Copypasta: r/teenagers be like May 6th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
What do lesbians and politicians have in common? May 6th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James May 6th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-06 20:09:03 May 6th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-06 19:35:30 May 6th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
TIFU by almost tearing a hole in my septum May 6th, 2020 Never 16 0 None -
As the number of cases of coronavirus increases in America May 6th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
TIFU by blasting porn through the house. May 6th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-06 15:27:16 May 6th, 2020 Never 25 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-06 14:53:10 May 6th, 2020 Never 27 0 None -
Telling your suitcase there's no vacation this year can be tough May 6th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-06 13:08:33 May 6th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
A woman in labor suddenly shouted: Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didnt! Can't! May 6th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
Copypasta: A good response to "why" May 6th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Copypasta: Introducing the Cum Chalice 900®©™❗‼️ May 6th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-05-06 10:08:01 May 6th, 2020 Never 17 0 None -
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing May 6th, 2020 Never 15 0 None -
Copypasta: The Navy Seal copypasta but it's all e's May 6th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-05-06 07:43:11 May 6th, 2020 Never 23 0 None -
TIFU by not going to the bathroom before running May 6th, 2020 Never 18 0 None -
TIFU by letting my dad into my room May 5th, 2020 Never 19 0 None -
What kind of car does an egg drive? May 5th, 2020 Never 21 0 None -
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