TIFU by not going to the bathroom before running

Today one of my good friends texted me wondering if I wanted to go for a run at a popular trail. Having not seen him in awhile due to quarantine, I agreed. I was in a bit of a rush so I left the house quickly and forgot to go to the bathroom. I met my friend and we began the 7.5 mile run. The trail was a loop and about 5 miles in I realized I really had to shit. Then about a half mile later things got bad, I could no longer keep running and the public bathrooms  were closed due to COVID. My friend wanted to keep running so we agreed he would run a half mile ahead and then come back and hopefully I would be feeling better by then. About 30 seconds after he left me it happened......

There I was in the middle of the trail with a baseball sized load in my briefs as runners and walkers streamed by. Knowing I was in big trouble I immediately  looked for a place to hide.

The problem was this trail was located in the prairie so 98% of my surroundings was knee high grass. I saw a single tree with a couple of bushes around it about 30 yards away. I hightailed it over there to survey the damage. Positioning myself so the people on the trail could not see, I began to strip down and remove my briefs. What I found was steamy wet mess.  I removed my shorts and and was getting my second foot out of my briefs when I was startled by a car horn. I failed to realize that the tree and bushes I was behind was 15 yards from a road. I look over and see a convertible driving by and the driver staring at my completely bare bottom half.

I ditch my briefs put on my shorts and head back to the trail.  Never wiping, I try running to catch up to my friend. Feeling shit run down my ass and shorts I go back behind the tree and use my socks to attempt a partial clean up. I ditch my socks and return to the trail. I then have the idea to scoot on my ass in order to "wipe" any remaining shit out of my thin shorts onto the grass. Finally I took dandelion flowers and rubbed them on my hands to attempt to mask the smell. A few minutes later my friend returns. I then proceed to run two miles with no socks or briefs and shit dried on my backside. I tried staying downwind of my friend to prevent them from figuring out what happened.  He didn't say anything and we said our goodbyes and I went home to clean up.

Now I sit here thinking about when I will go back to get my briefs and socks with blisters on my feet and a thoroughly chaffed ass.

TL;DR Shit myself running with a friend. Motorists saw my dick and shit stained ass. Then I had to run along side my friend for two miles with with no socks or briefs.

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