TIFU by letting my dad into my room

Happened today around 3am. Quarantine has had everyone in my family very bored, last night especially. We all gathered around the living and started playing cranium. Normally we'd play monopoly but we've been doing that for the past month. Anyway, as usual, drinks were being made. Only this time, my dad kind of went overboard on the drinks. After a few hours, my mom passed out and my dad was watching TV in the living. I went to my room to play video games. 3am rolls around and my dad comes knocking at my door. I thought this was pretty odd considering that never happens. I let him in and he's holding a black lockbox. I'm so fucking confused at this point so I ask him what he wants. He asks if I want to smoke with him. First of all, smoking is a big NO NO in my house. He was the last person I'd expect to offer me shit. I said no because 1. I don't want to smoke with him 2. thats it. I try to tell him to leave but he just stays and opens the box to reveal a bunch of porn. Like DVD porn. I am forced, in my own room, to sit with him as he goes down porn memory lane. He tells me about his fetishes and what he's into. It felt strange to say the least but I wasn't entirely disturbed. Maybe I'll get therapy later down the line.

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TL;DR - Let my dad into my room and he showed me his porn

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