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- Elon scrolls through Twitter, his heart swelling with pride as he sees his girlfriend elaborate on their child's name for the commonfolk who don't understand it, then he pauses, his eyes lingering on the typo she made. Damnit, he thinks, crumpling a congratulatory card he had received from his parents in his fist. She got the airplane name wrong, he shakes with rage and embarrassment. Airplane. Name. Wrong. He hastily replies with a much needed correction to hide the shame of his girlfriend's grievous error. There, he thinks to himself and smirks. I've fixed it, as always. Good job, Elon. You can only depend on yourself. Remember that, kid. Elon stands up and looks across the room at the wall-sized mirror. "Go to Mars," he whispers, and snaps a crisp salute at himself.
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