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TIFU by blasting porn through the house.

May 6th, 2020
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  1. I'm back in with my parents due to corona and just recently bought myself a new monitor. What better thing to do first with it than wank it to some hardcore JAV with overly exaggerated voice acting? I could not put my finger on it as to why my earbuds sounded so... distorted but, I'm tired and horny so I ignore it.
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  3. Cue me finishing up 20 minutes later, I pull out my earbuds and realize that my monitor was blasting porn at max volume and my computer was plaything through the monitor instead of my earbuds. I guess there is a downside to noise cancelling earbuds. I'm too afraid to leave my room right now and it's dead quiet in the house, there is no way in hell they didn't hear it. Hopefully tomorrow morning won't be awkward... maybe I won't leave my room for a few days..
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  5. TLDR: Blasted porn through the house with hardcore JAV.
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