TIFU by trying something new in the bedroom

Not tagging NSFW because nothing really NSFW happened by this point.

My boyfriend of 5 years and I have been really stressed lately, and thus, haven't been very intimate for a few weeks.  Tonight, we were playing around with some hand sanitizer.  He smeared some on my stomach and blew on it - I'm REALLY not a fan of the cold, so I didn't enjoy that too much.

Then, he grinned and said, "Hey, you wanna try something new?"

I know that look, so I got excited, thinking tonight would be a nice change.  I agreed.

He told me to close my eyes, which I did.  He smeared a little more hand sanitizer on my skin.  Then, I heard the familiar click of a lighter.

I opened my eyes to see blue flames dancing on my skin.  It's a startling sight, but it looked pretty cool and didn't hurt, so I didn't freak out too badly.

Then the flames turned yellow, and the burning sensation started.

We both panicked - I screamed and tried to roll over, but he was straddling my hips, holding me in place as he wildly smacked the growing flames on my flesh.

It took less than 10 seconds to put out, but we were both pretty shaken up and decided that was a good stopping point for the night.  We're now quietly laying in bed together - he's watching JBA while intermittently checking on me while I watch old episodes of Family Guy and rolling a bottle of Crystal Light across my stinging flesh.  I'm fine - it's not even red.  It just stings, much like my pride.

Lesson learned: there are things that burn on skin without causing injury, and hand sanitizer is NOT one of them.


TL;DR - My boyfriend set me on fire during foreplay.

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