TIFU by looking up why my cat only lays on me when I have a specific blanket

So today I was hanging out with my cat and I was using my favorite blanket that has super fuzzy Sherpa on it. We were just hanging out and I wondered why he only lays on my lap when I have this specific blanket on.

I then decided to look up why he’s doing this weird kneading and sucking on the blanket. What I found was absolutely horrifying.

MY CAT ONLY LAYS ON ME TO GET OFF. He MASTURBATES on my lap. I keep reading the article and it says that after a few minutes of kneading he would start to shake very slightly then more than likely pass out. I look up from my phone and ten seconds later my sweet baby cat is QUIVERING. He stares into my soul and begins shaking. I watch in terror as my cat finishes, yawns, and falls fast asleep.

He is now still sleeping on me and looks so content. I will never be able to look at my sweet baby the same ever again.

TL;DR - My cat loves my soft blanket and uses it to play pocket pool while on my lap.

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