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- So TIFU I woke up and my allergies were horrible hardly had opened my eyes yet and I have a little container for random medicines and vitamins so I grab the first little round pill I could find figure let me take 2 they’re really bad today... about a hour later allergies still bother me but now my stomach is rumbling and turning still not realizing what I did. I then have breakfast before I could even finish my coffee I run to the bathroom in pain, holy shit literally!! I then knew I fucked up I took some Chinese laxatives and those shits are no joke. My stomach is still all types of fucked up but at least I took control of my allergies. RIP to my toilet 💀😂
- TL;DR I took bad laxatives instead of allergy pills and fucked up every bathroom in sight.
- PS posting stuff is harder than I imagined 4 attempts later with the right format I guess I finally got my story out there hope it’s at least something to laugh at.
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