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- This happened an hour ago. We met via dating app and this was our second date. We're at my place, lying on my bed while watching Netflix. Since I'm the guy and I don't want to rush things, I don't touch her, just lying next to her with quite some space between us. She slowly readjusts her position step by step until our hands almost touch. So... I take her hand and after a while we start to cuddle and she turns her head in my direction, I caress her cheek and kiss her.
- By now our attention goes only towards each other and whatever Netflix is showing us is long forgotten and doesn't matter anymore. Things get more and more intense. She lies with her back facing the TV and I can't see the TV because her face is right in front of mine. That's when Netflix decided to teach us a lesson not to pay attention...
- Suddenly I hear the following from the TV's direction: something about pudding made from breast milk, accompanied by slurping sounds of someone slurping the pudding while someone else is retching his ass off in disgust. Next thing a woman talks about baking bread with her vaginal yeast. Both of us kind of froze, the momentum was screwed and the next kiss of the evening was kissing her good bye...
- TL;DR: While making out, the TV audio killed the mood.
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