TIFU by kicking myself in the balls.

Sometimes I do very strange things. One of these things is rolling around on my bed. Our story starts with me rolling around on my bed. Normally my rolls have good form, but not this one. My legs were kinda flailing around everywhere and doing their own thing. I realized this halfway through my roll and tried to tuck them in, this was a horrible mistake. My heel acted as a wrecking ball and slammed full force into my balls. I stumbled off my bed and just sat on all fours for at least 2 minutes, incapacitated by the pain. I finally was able to get up, but the pain was there for another 3 minutes. There is no physical damage to them, but my right heel is now called Miley Cyrus.

TLDR: Was rolling on my bed, kicked myself in my balls, right heel has been dubbed Miley Cyrus.

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