TIFU by telling my 3 year old she was breastfed

Hello! I have 2 kids ages 3 (A) and 6 (M). I just gave them lunch and they were eating their raviolis and discussing how they ate because my kids are weird lol

A mentions that when she was “littler” that she used to make a huge mess when eating, and it would get all over her face. M said when she was a baby that people would feed her. A then asked me who fed her. I nonchalantly mentioned that I did, solely, because she was breastfed as a baby.

A and M didn’t know what that meant, so I explained that babies can drink milk from their moms breasts and A’s eyes went all crazy and she screams loudly, “I ATE YOUR BOOBIES!?” and M just laughs and said I’m weird for saying that. I try to explain it clearer and it’s just not making enough sense to them.

Now A has been running around the house screaming that she ate my boobies and that when she was older (I don’t know either, she says that a lot) that her grandpa ate her boobies too.

Right now I’m so glad we’re in quarantine because that would be awkward to explain to a random stranger when we’re at the grocery store and they overhear that sentence.

TL;DR I told my kids I breastfed one of them and now the little one is running around talking about eating boobs.

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