Copypasta: What I miss the most about normal life

I miss going into Old Navy and then entering a dressing room followed by removing my underwear and putting on a pair of pants I might buy for work, then letting off a shart or two, then accosting who ever is in charge of the dressing room and shouting boldly, "Who shit in these pants!? Who shit in these pants!!? It sure the hell wasn't me. Why would I do that, then try them on, then come yell at you?? I have four kids and a wife at home waiting for me. Do you  S E R I O U S L Y  think I have time for that kinda shit!?!? Let me talk to your district manager, pleaseandthankyou."
Don't you guys?

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