TIFU by eating a forbidden blueberry

This happened a couple hours ago and I'm on my lunch break now and my blueberries are not appetizing, so I'll just share my embarrassing story.

There are 3 factors for my fuck up: 1) be in a rush for work 2) not wear my glasses 3) have a free roam rabbit

I was running late for work so I was packing my lunch in a hurry. I was pouring some blueberries into a container and a couple fell on the floor. I hadn't eaten breakfast so I thought, hey I'll just eat these. 5 second rule! I picked up the blueberries, gave them a quick but blurry look over, yup looks edible, and threw them in my mouth. The second I bit down I knew something was wrong. One of the blueberries was not a blueberry. I spat it out in the sink and realized I just ground up some rabbit poop in my mouth. Terrible taste and texture. 0/10 do not recommend. I hate my life.

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tl;dr dropped some blueberries, picked them up and ate rabbit poop instead

what u eating? blueberries. where'd you get them? henny dropped them. where's henny? around the corner. what's she doing? making some more

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