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- This happened just now. I'm actually still sitting on the toilet finishing my "poop".
- It's Sunday, my dad is a pastor, and I'm a 30 year old male that recently moved in with his parents during quarantine... my job has been very stressful these days and I've always been used to my parents being not home on Sundays ever since I was a kid.
- So today, when I woke up about an hour ago, I felt really cracked out from smoking so much weed the night before. I reached down to my boxers and the contact felt nice. I double checked the time and date, Sunday 7.45 AM? Nice, my parents left to get church ready hours ago. I decided to take a wank for the first time in a long 24 hours. Old forever faithful lefty. Off to the bathroom I went. I sleep in just my boxers so thats all I was wearing.
- Now, usually I wear headphones. even if I'm living alone I'm paranoid my neighbors will hear. But today is Sunday, work has been stressful, and I just wanted to enjoy it without headphones or restrictions. I sorted by most views, filtered my favorite category, and found a potentially good video within 3 seconds of sorting. I turned it on, tilted my screen, and I think you get the picture.
- Things were going great. I was practicing my long lasting skills when I swear I heard a noise. I don't know how to explain it, but it sounded like socks on hardwood floor(I guess that explains it). The fan was on in the bathroom and the volume was on full blast so I lowered it and listened. I heard nothing but it just felt so weird. It felt like someone was just listening. I turned it off and stopped and just sat there in silence. I sat for a good 30 seconds to 1 minute when my mom's head stuck out into the doorway and she asked in her language, "Oh, you're awake?"
- I didn't hear any footsteps of her walking my way. It was like she was standing there waiting. She had this, "sick of this shit" look on her face. I tried to be as nonchalant as I could as I sat there fully naked. Actually I have clothes on: my boxers are still wrapped around my ankles. I asked her how come she's not at church with dad. She reminded me that she told me yesterday that they record a service with just 1 or 2 people the night before, and then they upload it in the morning for the church members to watch from home. She reminded me that they can't gather at church due to the pandemic, and then she walked away. Oh yeah, that's what she was talking about last night as I was playing video games.
- I'm still sitting here reflecting, silently hoping that they will still go to church or leave just for 5 minutes so I can finish my wank. I would like to say that this was the first time this has happened, but the look on my moms face should imply that this is not. There's probably some valuable lesson to be learned and I think for me it would be to check to see if a place is empty before you masterbate in it. I hope you guys enjoy my FU and stay safe out there.
- TL;DR: forgot parents don't gather for church on Sunday and listening to my porn on full volume while mom was listening outside the bathroom.
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