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TIFU by telling a girl to rip out her teeth to lose weight.

Apr 27th, 2020
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  1. Just happened this morning. I've been joining a shit ton of weird Facebook groups because, well, I'm bored. I joined a group where we all give really bad advice to each other last night. I'm also a part of a group where we are all just really, really nice to everyone. I wasn't paying attention at all when a girl said "Hey I need to lose this quarantine weight. Any advice?" I saw the word advice and went for it. I said "If you rip all of your teeth out then you will only be able to eat soft foods and therefore will lose weight exponentially."
  2. Like 10 minutes go by and I get a notification that someone had tagged the modmins on my comment. I thought, "this doesn't go against the group rules. I just read them last night". Then I see which group I'm in. I'm horrified. I'm pretty sure the OP blocked me because I can't find the post at all so now I can't apologize.
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  4. TL; DR Girl was asking for weight loss advice on a FB support group, I got my groups confused and told her to rip her teeth out.
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