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Name / Title	Added	Expires	Hits	Syntax
Family poisoned after using AI-generated mushroom identification book we bought from major online re	Aug 16th, 2024	Never	108	None	-
My boyfriend (21 m) keeps 3 bottles down the side of his bed to pee in. How should I respond?	Jan 21st, 2024	Never	330	None	-
MLM like culty brain washed my wife and ruined my marriage, is there any way to escape?	Sep 8th, 2023	Never	389	None	-
My (22F) fiancé (M22) sexted a Reddit scammer	Aug 4th, 2023	Never	64	None	-
AITA for asking my sister WTF she expected to happen at her shitshow of a bachelorette party?	Aug 3rd, 2023	Never	891	None	-
AITA for telling my aunt her new kitten looked like a scrotum?	Aug 1st, 2023	Never	91	None	-
AITA for cancelling my brothers wedding?	Aug 1st, 2023	Never	81	None	-
AITA for taking my Fiancè's dinner after he touched mine?	Jul 30th, 2023	Never	1,426	None	-
My (19F) boyfriend (20M) is jealous of the people I’m embalming at my work.	Jul 29th, 2023	Never	284	None	-
My (19F) boyfriend (20M) is jealous of the people I’m embalming at my work.	Jul 29th, 2023	Never	81	None	-
My friend [31F] asked me [29F] to house-sit while out of the country. Then I saw her in my city.	Jul 24th, 2023	Never	63	None	-
My advances were rejected by the court reporter of my brother’s deposition. Concerned for his case.	Jul 18th, 2023	Never	425	None	-
My dream partner (33M) suggested the idea of putting my (28F) child up for adoption	Jul 7th, 2023	Never	1,458	None	-
I'm (25M) not a fan of my wife (25F) breastfeeding in front of my brother (27M) and I'm jealous	Jul 4th, 2023	Never	406	None	-
AITA for refusing to help my daughter honor her stepfather at her wedding?	Jul 2nd, 2023	Never	512	None	-
I 31m gay have been getting feeling towards my bestie 27f of over 10 years and don't know to do next	Jul 2nd, 2023	Never	60	None	-
[18M] [18F] My girlfriend keeps eating my eyebrow hair	Jun 29th, 2023	Never	252	None	-
My (25M) "wife" (23F) sabotaged my date with another girl and is flirting with me	Jun 18th, 2023	Never	578	None	-
AITA for "silencing" my GF?	Jun 16th, 2023	Never	416	None	-
AITA for working a shift during my daughter's birthday?	Jun 11th, 2023	Never	953	None	-
AITA for telling my wife the truth?	Jun 5th, 2023	Never	517	None	-
AITA for my “affair” ruining my podcast?	Jun 2nd, 2023	Never	542	None	-
I(25m) might have destroyed my friendship with my friend (25m) over a stupid comment at his wedding.	Jun 2nd, 2023	Never	468	None	-
My(31f) BF(31m) was looking at foreplay instructions in front of me before we had sex.	Jan 13th, 2023	Never	685	None	-
Cousin’s “gift” ruined Christmas and possibly my relationship.	Jan 7th, 2023	Never	1,370	None	-
My 3yr old son escaped and was found naked close to a major highway.	Jan 6th, 2023	Never	2,743	None	-
Girlfriend has a collection of over 50 hoodies from other men.	Dec 18th, 2022	Never	468	None	-
Feeling betrayed after discovering my husband used a chatbot AI for our vows	Dec 12th, 2022	Never	1,295	None	-
My husband cannot accept I don’t like mustard. Things came to a head yesterday.	Nov 2nd, 2022	Never	1,421	None	-
According to my 4 year old there are boy trees and girl trees.	Jul 20th, 2022	Never	864	None	-
Beat up my sisters fiancé and everyone says I’m the bad guy.	Jul 4th, 2022	Never	65	None	-
Children have disowned my wife and I for being swingers	Jun 24th, 2022	Never	1,103	None	-
My girlfriend released my dog while I was gone	Jun 14th, 2022	Never	1,242	None	-
Backyard neighbor yells “DONALD TRUMP” and shoots bottle rockets at our house.	May 15th, 2022	Never	338	None	-
I (21M) am convinced my (20F) wife’s pet rabbit thinks my wife is his mate	May 14th, 2022	Never	1,046	None	-
Had an incest dream, husband is into it, expect when he’s not. Help?	Apr 24th, 2022	Never	80	None	-
I (28F) may have detected a cancerous lump on a guy (25M) I hooked up with.	Apr 24th, 2022	Never	725	None	-
My[27M] GF[26F] chose to go to her dog's graduation over my promotion dinner	Apr 24th, 2022	Never	69	None	-
Instantly ended a 15 year friendship because he let slip that he was hoping for my husband to die	Apr 14th, 2022	Never	621	None	-
Found my close friend (31F) on Bumble a month before her wedding	Mar 31st, 2022	Never	680	None	-
I have a urinal in my living room and my new girlfriend cannot handle it - she says she will leave	Mar 27th, 2022	Never	897	None	-
[39/f] My boyfriend (41/m) quit his job to become a professional wrestler.	Mar 7th, 2022	Never	838	None	-
I am [M34] and my wife is [F29]. She has asked me to pay her almost $50,000 to have our child.	Mar 3rd, 2022	Never	4,382	None	-
Upset at girlfriends excuses, when I am driving 2 hours to see her and she doesn't drive to me ever.	Feb 26th, 2022	Never	650	None	-
Husband (44M) is mad that I (38F) have a picture Willem Dafoe (66M) on my phone’s background.	Feb 25th, 2022	Never	1,992	None	-
Apparently I [27f] was doing a ‘sexy baby voice’ on Zoom and now my bf [28m] is upset	Feb 23rd, 2022	Never	510	None	-
“Accountant”- how would you feel and what would you do?	Feb 23rd, 2022	Never	77	None	-
Legal questions about a sign at a restaraunt	Feb 13th, 2022	Never	496	None	-
My professor yanked my insulin pump off the table, thinking it was a phone. She broke it.	Feb 7th, 2022	Never	1,943	None	-
My [20F] boyfriend [20M] can't stop pretending to be British.	Feb 6th, 2022	Never	566	None	-
I feel very insecure about the insane disparity in income between me(28M) and my gf(28F)	Feb 4th, 2022	Never	1,649	None	-
My QAunt was saved... By BTS?? (I shit you not)	Feb 2nd, 2022	Never	864	None	-
Wife (36f) has been using her parents money for years to pad our budget	Jan 30th, 2022	Never	902	None	-
My (32f) bf (32m) won’t stop bringing up my twin (32f) he’s never met	Jan 27th, 2022	Never	483	None	-
There is hot cave man that lives in the woods near me and I am attracted to him.	Jan 25th, 2022	Never	751	None	-
Breaking up but gf feels entitled to “alimony”	Jan 21st, 2022	Never	70	None	-
I'm [29F] dating someone [30M] who may be too tall?	Jan 18th, 2022	Never	432	None	-
Bought a car with a shitty loan while high on marijuana edibles that the sales person gave me.	Jan 18th, 2022	Never	334	None	-
my (24f) boyfriend (27m) drunkingly told me he had a fantasy of watching me go poop	Jan 17th, 2022	Never	104	None	-
should i stop letting my friend use my house to have sex because it makes my gf uncomfortable	Jan 13th, 2022	Never	802	None	-
how do i tell my girlfriend i think she might have eaten her engagement ring?	Jan 12th, 2022	Never	722	None	-
I edited nudes sent to me by a friend	Jan 6th, 2022	Never	670	None	-
My dad (59M) sent me (27F) gay porn of himself.	Jan 6th, 2022	Never	436	None	-
Fiance(f29) wants to put our engagement on hold after learning I(m29) got back into gymnastics	Jan 2nd, 2022	Never	710	None	-
The girl (25F) I'm (28M) seeing made a montage of her year and it had lots of clips with her ex	Jan 1st, 2022	Never	619	None	-
I think my gf has an unhealthy obsessive relationship with her dog. Family are telling me to run	Dec 31st, 2021	Never	4,871	None	-
How to kindly end things with the guy I’m seeing	Dec 29th, 2021	Never	799	None	-
Roommate walked in on me rimming my boyfriend this morning and I don’t know what to say	Dec 17th, 2021	Never	774	None	-
Boyfriend (28M) is upset about me (25F) getting an Indigenous face tattoo for my culture.	Dec 12th, 2021	Never	3,594	None	-
My Mom (60s) wanted to force a reconciliation between me (35F) and my sister (32) but it backfired.	Dec 9th, 2021	Never	1,047	None	-
I (M19) got made fun of by my friend (F20) for washing my asshole?	Dec 7th, 2021	Never	500	None	-
A girl that I’ve been dating ended things. Can I ask her to set me up with her younger sister?	Dec 4th, 2021	Never	729	None	-
Should I (23f) have my partner’s (34m) child and starting an unconventional kind of family?	Dec 1st, 2021	Never	1,484	None	-
How to tell if a minor incompatibility should actually be a deal breaker?	Nov 25th, 2021	Never	1,863	None	-
My boyfriend (18m) bought me (18f) a sword, but it feels like he just bought it for himself.	Nov 20th, 2021	Never	498	None	-
Ex-coworker (20sF) smuggled bed bugs in my (21F) boyfriend's (22M) clothes to get him fired?	Nov 20th, 2021	Never	521	None	-
[SC] My Elderly Neighbor is Destroying our Property	Nov 16th, 2021	Never	673	None	-
I (22m) was worried GF (22f) was cheating so I hid in her closet during girls night.	Nov 13th, 2021	Never	1,899	None	-
I slept with my girlfriends mom 2 years ago.	Nov 13th, 2021	Never	1,181	None	-
Wanna break up because my girlfriend compliments me with poetry and it makes me uncomfortable	Nov 9th, 2021	Never	607	None	-
I [32M] found a porn video of a job candidate and don't know if I should report it to my boss	Nov 6th, 2021	Never	1,009	None	-
Came home to my landlord drunk in my living room	Nov 2nd, 2021	Never	385	None	-
My (33m) wife (30f) thinks our house is haunted and wants to sell it and move	Oct 31st, 2021	Never	441	None	-
A client(23/24M) sent flowers and chocolate for me(19F) to my work. I’m not sure how to respond.	Oct 29th, 2021	Never	410	None	-
My (F42) sister (F39) told my son that she is going to be his mother because I have terminal cancer.	Oct 27th, 2021	Never	616	None	-
My (33F) friend (33F) is being used for propaganda and I don't know how to reach out to her about it	Oct 26th, 2021	Never	377	None	-
My GF started "alerting" me	Oct 25th, 2021	Never	1,043	None	-
I've been telling people that I'm a Leo as a long-con prank but my plan is getting out of hand	Oct 22nd, 2021	Never	478	None	-
I (18M) freaked out on my college advisor in our meeting	Oct 22nd, 2021	Never	333	None	-
cat dad update	Oct 21st, 2021	Never	533	None	-
moved across country for husband's job, he is willing to lose said job because of vaccine mandate	Oct 21st, 2021	Never	618	None	-
I (25F) asked my friend (25F) to seduce my boyfriend (29M) to see if he'd cheat.	Oct 19th, 2021	Never	727	None	-
update to 'please help'	Oct 11th, 2021	Never	561	None	-
How do I tell my roommate he got piss all over the floor without totally embarrassing him?	Oct 10th, 2021	Never	84	None	-
Crush said "You're a handsome boy just like your daddy!" to my cat	Oct 10th, 2021	Never	1,064	None	-
My roommate says the AC gives her “anxiety”. We live in a swamp. How do I get her to leave it on?	Oct 8th, 2021	Never	446	None	-
My (23F) husband (29M) thinks I'm cheating because I got a hemorrhoid	Oct 5th, 2021	Never	510	None	-
My(F28) BF(M28) is very noisey during foreplay and it seems over the top to me.	Sep 30th, 2021	Never	98	None	-
I(28M) found my wife(29F) in a compromising position and I don't know how to feel	Sep 28th, 2021	Never	3,334	None	-
Me [34M] and my boyfriend [21M] have sex 3 - 5 times a day and he's just quit his job.	Sep 27th, 2021	Never	847	None	-

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