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Name / Title	Added	Expires	Hits	Syntax
My (29f) bf (31m) is charging me the same amount in rent as his other tenant.	Sep 30th, 2020	Never	1,926	None	-
My (34M) wife (35F) keeps "just finding" her gifts every. single. time. Do I just stop getting her anything?	Sep 29th, 2020	Never	1,530	None	-
My ex-Wife (F38) and I (M38) divorced because I was infertile and unwilling to use a sperm donor. How should I tell her that my GF (F24) is pregnant?	Sep 27th, 2020	Never	4,656	None	-
My (24F) boyfriend (26M) almost got me fired from my job	Sep 27th, 2020	Never	2,290	None	-
I (25F) reluctantly went on a double date at my friend’s (25F) insistence. Things didn’t work out for her and she now expects me to end things with my date (27M)	Sep 26th, 2020	Never	1,770	None	-
My boyfriend loves to feed me my meals everyday... idk if it’s sweet or weird.	Sep 25th, 2020	Never	1,611	None	-
My (26F) fiancé (27M) left me for his “one that got away” four years ago. They’ve divorced and he wants to get back together.	Sep 24th, 2020	Never	1,972	None	-
My (27M) German girlfriend (27F) won’t stop calling me “yank”	Sep 24th, 2020	Never	1,178	None	-
My [27F] husband’s [32M] friend [26F] just died. I think he was in love with her	Sep 23rd, 2020	Never	3,319	None	-
Should I break up with my bf (24m) of 4 years for doing coke with his parents?	Sep 21st, 2020	Never	992	None	-
My bf is mad/annoyed that I cried when he brutally stabbed a rat with a sword	Sep 20th, 2020	Never	93	None	-
My (28M) GF (27F) is rethinking our relationship because I don’t think it’s morally wrong to kill tyrants	Sep 20th, 2020	Never	1,191	None	-
How do I limit the trauma my (33M) soon-to-be-ex wife's (30F) daughter (8F) experiences?	Sep 19th, 2020	Never	3,891	None	-
My girlfriend tried to push me off a cliff as a "joke"	Sep 18th, 2020	Never	2,889	None	-
I met my ex on a subway after 6 years and pretended to have retrograde amnesia, Need help	Sep 17th, 2020	Never	2,471	None	-
My husband always plays Devil's Advocate and it's exhausting	Sep 16th, 2020	Never	2,334	None	-
My [33m] wife [25f] constantly makes a conscious effort to humiliate me during my lessons over Zoom	Sep 15th, 2020	Never	2,164	None	-
My [33m] wife [25f] constantly makes a conscious effort to humiliate me during my lessons over Zoom	Sep 15th, 2020	Never	69	None	-
Update: My (45M) cat (11F) is jealous of my girlfriend (31F)	Sep 14th, 2020	Never	85	None	-
My [30F] boyfriend [32M] seems to be obsessed with stalking his old long time crushes and wondering if it's breakup worthy.	Sep 13th, 2020	Never	1,389	None	-
It feels like my (29F) best friend’s (30F) husband (30M) is trying to compete with my fiancé (31M) and it’s tearing our friendship apart.	Sep 12th, 2020	Never	1,297	None	-
Six years ago, I (27F) walked in on my (former) best friend (27F) and (ex)boyfriend (34M) sleeping together. She’s now back in my life and I don’t know how to deal with it	Sep 11th, 2020	Never	1,543	None	-
My [36F] boyfriend [34M] makes up his own stupid folk sayings and it’s driving me crazy	Sep 10th, 2020	Never	1,845	None	-
My (27F) best friend (28F) told me she was having an affair with my husband (28M)… I don’t believe her.	Sep 10th, 2020	Never	7,731	None	-
I drunkenly cleaned my roommates room while she’s out of town. PLEASE help me to tell her what I did. I’m so embarrassed.	Sep 9th, 2020	Never	1,794	None	-
Showed my gf my dick and now she's mad at me.	Sep 8th, 2020	Never	2,118	None	-
My (21F) brother (25M) and my boyfriend (25M) are too close and I don't know if something is going on between them	Sep 7th, 2020	Never	2,995	None	-
I [36M] catfished my wife [37F] pretending to be Jason Mantzoukas [47M]	Sep 6th, 2020	Never	21,071	None	-
My (29/F) husband (30/M) helped cover up his friend’s affair and can’t understand why I’m angry at him.	Sep 6th, 2020	Never	1,881	None	-
My (24f) boyfriend (29m) of 1.5 years is stealing my opinions and skills to look “cool”.	Sep 5th, 2020	Never	1,679	None	-
My (24f) boyfriend (29m) of 1.5 years is stealing my opinions and skills to look “cool”.	Sep 5th, 2020	Never	643	None	-
My ( 27M ) childhood best friend ( 26M ) is giving me a sexuality crisis	Sep 4th, 2020	Never	10,211	None	-
I [M24]need to generate and hide several hundred dollars from my wife [F27] [serious]	Sep 3rd, 2020	Never	128	None	-
I [M24]need to generate and hide several hundred dollars from my wife [F27] [serious]	Sep 3rd, 2020	Never	10,460	None	-
My (27M) girlfriend’s (25F) Bionicle addiction is ruining our relationship	Sep 2nd, 2020	Never	1,587	None	-
I'm (23F) bothered by my housemates (22M,22F) constant slapping kink	Sep 1st, 2020	Never	1,244	None	-
I (32F) don't know how to tell my boyfriend (39M) that his Inigo Montoya hairstyle is killing my libido	Sep 1st, 2020	Never	952	None	-
I [F22] can’t take anymore of my boyfriend [M22] wearing a thong	Sep 1st, 2020	Never	73	None	-
I (32F) don't know how to tell my boyfriend (39M) that his Inigo Montoya hairstyle is killing my libido	Sep 1st, 2020	Never	77	None	-
I’m (M, 27) convinced my friends daughter (F, 5) is mine	Aug 31st, 2020	Never	136	None	-
I(20M) think I am getting jealous of how tough my gf(21F) is.	Aug 31st, 2020	Never	1,330	None	-
I [24 M] sent a bunch of people a pornographic video while high. How do I fix this?	Aug 31st, 2020	Never	4,802	None	-
My sister (22F) walked in on me (25F) and our family friend (26M) hooking up. Now both of our families are congratulating us on our relationship, we’re not dating.	Aug 31st, 2020	Never	92	None	-
Me (20M) and my friend (23M) think our girlfriends (both 19F) might be the same person	Aug 30th, 2020	Never	2,862	None	-
My (27/F) cousin (27/F) confessed that she was in love with my husband (29/F). She’s currently living with us and I have no idea how to act.	Aug 30th, 2020	Never	2,483	None	-
My (27/F) cousin (27/F) confessed that she was in love with my husband (29/M). She’s currently living with us and I have no idea how to act.	Aug 29th, 2020	Never	110	None	-
My (25F) partner bought his affair partner around our daughters (9 and 5)	Aug 29th, 2020	Never	1,923	None	-
My husband [33/M] tricked me [28/F] into taking in his love child [2?/F]. I’m blindsided and heartbroken.	Aug 29th, 2020	Never	3,489	None	-
I(31m) am in equally love with both my wife (32f) and my co-worker (21f). I f****** hate 2020.	Aug 28th, 2020	Never	4,563	None	-
My (45M) cat (11F) is jealous of my girlfriend (31F)	Aug 26th, 2020	Never	1,257	None	-
A girl showed my boyfriend a stack of her hentai while he was at work	Aug 26th, 2020	Never	79	None	-
My stepsister is telling my whole family my boyfriend got her pregnant to make herself feel better.	Aug 26th, 2020	Never	2,897	None	-
My (28F) Stepsister (29F) slept with my ex-fiancé (37M) and married him. It’s been 5 years and my family think I should be over it already.	Aug 26th, 2020	Never	2,974	None	-
My [33/m] ex-girlfriend [25/f] cheated on me, stole from me and publicly slandered me. She and our friends are acting like it’s my fault. What do I do?	Aug 25th, 2020	Never	4,628	None	-
I (24F)am seeing a guy (26M) who is obsessed with Kobe and I don't know what to do	Aug 24th, 2020	Never	79	None	-
Wife [26F] thinks her bully [23F] is writing romance fiction about me [30M]	Aug 24th, 2020	Never	1,847	None	-
Gf (30F) Finishes All My Games When I Buy Them (30F)	Aug 24th, 2020	Never	1,411	None	-
A gitl(24F) I(27M) like thinks genocide is sexy. Is that a red flag?	Aug 23rd, 2020	Never	77	None	-
My (20M) girlfriend (20F) refused to wear a seat-belt yesterday because "god has me"	Aug 23rd, 2020	Never	1,189	None	-
My (27F) boyfriend (27M) asked me to “act more kawaii” in the bedroom. I’m asian and he’s white. I don’t want to shame his kink but I don’t want to be fetishized.	Aug 23rd, 2020	Never	2,793	None	-
Once I turned 18(F) my friends dad immediately began hitting on me (50?M) and it’s making me super uncomfortable... what should I do about it to make him leave me alone?	Aug 23rd, 2020	Never	83	None	-
My (26M) fiancé (25F) doesn’t want my murdered ex girlfriends parents at our wedding	Aug 23rd, 2020	Never	133	None	-
My husband of 5 years bought me reddit gold for our anniversary	Aug 23rd, 2020	Never	3,398	None	-
UPDATE: My (40f) husband (39m) admitted to me that he has been cheating on me with his cousin for a majority of our marriage.	Aug 22nd, 2020	Never	1,532	None	-
How can I [22/M] start dating a Twitch streamer that I really like?	Aug 22nd, 2020	Never	35,706	None	-
My [27/F] wife put my [26/M] cat to sleep without my permission or knowledge.	Aug 21st, 2020	Never	6,061	None	-
I (35m) caught my GF (35f) driving drunk with her kids — And it seems like it’s just the tip of the iceberg...	Aug 21st, 2020	Never	2,252	None	-
I (35F) am expecting my first child with my fiance (47M) and my ex husband (34M) is losing his mind over it	Aug 20th, 2020	Never	1,338	None	-
[UPDATE] on my (21F) brother’s (19M) penis problem - Good news!	Aug 20th, 2020	Never	2,419	None	-
Ruined couch. Gf will be pissed. Help a guy out!	Aug 20th, 2020	Never	2,055	None	-
My (40f) husband (39m) admitted to me that he has been cheating on me with his cousin for a majority of our marriage.	Aug 19th, 2020	Never	4,551	None	-
I (20F) want my boyfriend (20M) to stop being weird sometimes	Aug 19th, 2020	Never	74	None	-
My (35M) ex-GF (31F) walked in on me and my GF (25F) having sex and watched us, she then wrote a detailed email to our custody lawyers about the "sick" sex she witnessed. Where the fuck do I go from here?	Aug 19th, 2020	Never	2,286	None	-
My [23F] boyfriend [25M] used the dog's savings for a computer	Aug 18th, 2020	Never	4,563	None	-
Brother (34M) went on a racist tirade about our younger brother (15M) because he thinks he'll convert to Islam because his girlfriend is Arabic and Muslim. Sister kicked (34M) out of her house and he's staying with me (29M). Wife isn't happy.	Aug 18th, 2020	Never	989	None	-
My neighbor [M?] got drunk and cut down the only tree in my [F26] backyard. Should I say something?	Aug 17th, 2020	Never	1,976	None	-
I’m (24F) annoyed my boyfriend (24M) won’t get off Rocket League to have sex	Aug 17th, 2020	Never	952	None	-
My (37M) girlfriend (38F) of 1.5 years has been going through a divorce. After we moved in together, she said she wanted to stay married to him.	Aug 17th, 2020	Never	68	None	-
I (21F) FaceTimed my boyfriend’s(24M) father (51M) in lingerie. What do I do?!	Aug 17th, 2020	Never	638	None	-
(Update) My [21M] girlfriend's [21F] grandfather is a Michelin Star chef and is visiting. I am supposed to cook for them but I cannot cook. What the fuck am I supposed to do?	Aug 16th, 2020	Never	683	None	-
Am I dating my mom?	Aug 16th, 2020	Never	212	None	-
Am I dating my mom?	Aug 16th, 2020	Never	90	None	-
My [25F] boyfriend [29M] punched a hole in our wall on purpose because I patched the previous hole he punched in our wall	Aug 15th, 2020	Never	1,403	None	-
My father (55M) who is a boss himself, explicitely told me to sexualize myself (23F) for a job interview, and I feel fucking gross and furious about him.	Aug 15th, 2020	Never	1,160	None	-
My (M36) wife (F34) wants to name our son after her deceased boyfriend.	Aug 15th, 2020	Never	68	None	-
My (31F) husband (33M) says writing fanfiction is cheating	Aug 14th, 2020	Never	1,240	None	-
My [25M] girlfriend [23F] told me she lied to me about liking The Smiths	Aug 13th, 2020	Never	1,018	None	-
My [22F] former roommate [30M] is freaking me out, what should I do?	Aug 12th, 2020	Never	1,504	None	-
My 30M yo crush wants to cook for me but he's a terrible cook. How do I continue to flirt but also tell him not to?	Aug 12th, 2020	Never	724	None	-
My oldest daughter (22F) went no contact with my wife (51F) and I (52M) after we essentially destroyed her romantic long distance relationship of 3 years	Aug 12th, 2020	Never	6,294	None	-
How do I [F25] tell my best friend [F24] that I am pregnant with her little brother’s [M18] baby?	Aug 11th, 2020	Never	2,250	None	-
Found out my boyfriends brothers fiancé is lying about her age. Do I tell him?	Aug 10th, 2020	Never	2,071	None	-
How can I (44M) make my family less focused on absolute and extreme fairness	Aug 10th, 2020	Never	764	None	-
My(22F) bf (23M) of a year and a half just dropped an opinion on me that’s so out if the box I don’t know how to proceed	Aug 9th, 2020	Never	93	None	-
I [F 31] feel no sympathy for my sick uncle [M 59] and my dad [M60] is upset.	Aug 9th, 2020	Never	845	None	-
I (47M) found out that my girlfriend (35F) slept with my son (24M) before we dated. I am very uncomfortable about this.	Aug 7th, 2020	Never	1,247	None	-
My Dad thinks doing free jobs is “good for my business”	Aug 7th, 2020	Never	870	None	-
My (20F) fiancé (38m) makes excuses for us to leave when the bars go 21+ only	Aug 6th, 2020	Never	1,842	None	-
I (32F) am a physician working on COVID-19 cases, and my (32M) SO wants me to debunk this pandemic using my medical background to his friends but I refused. He broke up with me because of that.	Aug 6th, 2020	Never	116	None	-
I’ve (33F) been paying my best friend (32F) to tutor my son (9) and I found out she wasn’t doing anything.	Aug 5th, 2020	Never	971	None	-

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