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My [26M] girlfriend [24F] is acting weird and hiding things from me Dec 2nd, 2020 Never 1,153 0 None -
UPDATE: How do I (24F) get my boyfriend (27M) to dress up as the Grinch and fuck me? Dec 1st, 2020 Never 71 0 None -
My (26M) Wife (24f) Just packed up and left because of my friends. Help. Dec 1st, 2020 Never 3,823 0 None -
I think my (28M) girlfriend (25F) wipes her ass with magic eraser Nov 30th, 2020 Never 5,483 0 None -
I'm [27M] pretty sure my two friends [25f, 26f] are in love with each other, but neither knows it. What should I do? Nov 29th, 2020 Never 1,687 0 None -
Bridesmaid wants to have sex with me because of my bagpipe playing. Nov 29th, 2020 Never 1,093 0 None -
Telling a friend that she should have sex with me to get over her fear of intimacy Nov 28th, 2020 Never 931 0 None -
I (31m) met my gf's (25f) friends this week and I'm 100% sure I matched with her best friend on a dating app very recently who is in a longterm relationship. Nov 28th, 2020 Never 916 0 None -
My (29M) partner (28F) tried to destroy a 5G tower near our house after I got covid. Nov 28th, 2020 Never 2,140 0 None -
How do I (24F) get my boyfriend (27M) to dress up as the Grinch and fuck me? Nov 27th, 2020 Never 2,654 0 None -
My (25f) husband and two friends (all 25) peed in the hot-tub when I was sitting in it with them last night. I feel so disrespected and grossed out but he keeps saying "you're making WAY too big a deal of this." Nov 27th, 2020 Never 1,137 0 None -
My boyfriend thinks he’s a trendsetter and is convinced people are into what he’s doing Nov 26th, 2020 Never 1,190 0 None -
My brother-in-law is making claims that he 'knows my secret' and I don't understand Nov 26th, 2020 Never 11,176 0 None -
My best friend(25F) and I(26M) had sex. We are living together because of Covid(UPDATE) Nov 25th, 2020 Never 1,738 0 None -
My (28M) girlfriend (27F) won’t stop speaking in gungan and I’m losing my mind (together 5 years) Nov 24th, 2020 Never 4,106 0 None -
My boyfriend won't try on his Christmas present. Nov 24th, 2020 Never 2,587 0 None -
My best friend(25F) and I(26M) had sex. We are living together because of Covid Nov 23rd, 2020 Never 2,894 0 None -
Daughter subcontracted her chores to her sister Nov 22nd, 2020 Never 168 0 None -
How do I tell if my father in law (66M) is lying about being a law enforcement officer? Nov 21st, 2020 Never 187 0 None -
How do I (28F) and my wife (27F) renegotiate boundaries with my family regarding money and vacations? Nov 21st, 2020 Never 2,415 0 None -
Got My (19M) Nails Done With GF (18F) And Now My Parents Are Mad Nov 20th, 2020 Never 1,286 0 None -
Holy shit, my friend wont stop talking about supernatural ending Nov 20th, 2020 Never 83 0 None -
FWB IS TRYING TO MOVE IN!!!!!!!!! HELP! Nov 19th, 2020 Never 1,553 0 None -
Girl (22f) I’m (22m) dating is “perfect” but convinced she’s a reincarnated African slave from 1800s, so much so she claims to relate to African American issues today. Too weird or look past? Nov 18th, 2020 Never 3,518 0 None -
My[30M] boyfriend is mad that my[26F] ex pierced my ears and left a permanent mark on me and wants me to regrow them so he can pierce them. I don't want to cause it hurts but should I do it to keep the peace? Nov 18th, 2020 Never 66 0 None -
My twin(28M) is my spouse(28X)’s ex-husband and they’re going out to dinner tonight. Help Nov 18th, 2020 Never 1,526 0 None -
Girlfriend (28F) told me it's my (29M) dreams or her Nov 18th, 2020 Never 76 0 None -
My (32F) husband (33M) is adamant that my next computer be a Windows PC, adding to my already huge pile of stress Nov 17th, 2020 Never 1,155 0 None -
Want to smash plates together with my girlfriend Nov 17th, 2020 Never 1,679 0 None -
I have a ghost boyfriend? Nov 15th, 2020 Never 115 0 None -
I snooped. Found what I was looking for. How do I bring it up? Nov 15th, 2020 Never 1,621 0 None -
BF’s annoying MINION fixation turns into nightmare (NSFW link as part of explanation) Nov 13th, 2020 Never 32,220 0 None -
My (19F) boyfriends (24M) sister (22F) hates me because she’s an empath and I give off bad vibes. Nov 13th, 2020 Never 1,103 0 None -
My [32F] husband [35M] did “soy face” in all our wedding photos Nov 13th, 2020 Never 2,541 0 None -
I live in a van with my (f22) boyfriend (m23) who I just found out has been cheating on me for 7 months with the same woman who didn’t even know I was his girlfriend. Nov 12th, 2020 Never 79 0 None -
Should I pay my boyfriend for my graduation photos? Me (34F) BF (36M) Nov 12th, 2020 Never 5,663 0 None -
Husband (30) lost bet over the election, pay off means he has to eat 10000 calories a day for a year. I (29) Say he can’t do this. He says “guy code” means he has to keep his word. I’m so disgusted and lost. Nov 11th, 2020 Never 3,042 0 None -
How to explain to my (25 F) boyfriend (28 M) that I want either monogamy or a BOTH-sided open relationship? Nov 11th, 2020 Never 74 0 None -
I [29/f] can’t handle my boyfriend’s [33/m] obsession with his cat anymore. Am I overreacting or would this drive anyone crazy? Nov 11th, 2020 Never 64 0 None -
I (M27) think my girlfriend (F24) might be psychic and I don't know how to talk to her about it Nov 10th, 2020 Never 1,453 0 None -
Update: Husband (32M) and his friends have a nickname for me (35F) in their group chat, he won't tell me what it means. Nov 10th, 2020 Never 1,968 0 None -
What is the meaning behind horn dog? Nov 8th, 2020 Never 1,121 0 None -
Husband (31m) got drunk and got a tattoo of Biden peeing on Trump in "celebration." Can this be my final straw? We agreed in therapy to "big moves" for 6 months. Nov 8th, 2020 Never 1,420 0 None -
My (22m) girlfriend (26f) of 2 years, likes to dress me up and treat me like a baby. I’m not sure how I should feel about this or how to even bring it up? Nov 8th, 2020 Never 1,796 0 None -
How do I tell my friend that her soon to be ex-husband was having affairs with elderly women from work? Nov 7th, 2020 Never 639 0 None -
My [40M] Long time group of friends[40M] did not attend my wedding during covid and more, should I stop talking to them? Nov 7th, 2020 Never 1,967 0 None -
This girl [20F] I [24F] have been seeing recently admitted to me that she drowned her pet when she was 15 for fun and I’m freaking out, what do I do? Nov 7th, 2020 Never 63 0 None -
Hello reddit! I've (20M) accidentally Pavlov'd myself to poop every time I cum, and there has been a strain in my relationship. (22F) Nov 6th, 2020 Never 2,051 0 None -
My [27M] Girlfriend [25F] made an offhand comment about thinking public proposals are tacky. I have a big Christmas proposal planned and paid for. What do I do? Nov 6th, 2020 Never 1,071 0 None -
Wondering if I cheated on my boyfriend by letting someone else suck my toes Nov 4th, 2020 Never 1,306 0 None -
Husband (32M) and his friends have a nickname for me (35F) in their group chat, he won't tell me what it means. Nov 3rd, 2020 Never 4,497 0 None -
Husband (38m) audibly said "I'd hit that" about a girl at a hotel pool. we eventually found out she is 15 and dating my nephew. I'm sure she recognizes him, how do we deal with this? Nov 2nd, 2020 Never 1,876 0 None -
How do I (35F) tell my boyfriends (40M) family to stop talking to his ex girlfriend? Oct 31st, 2020 Never 1,207 0 None -
My (28F) friend (25M) and his wife (24F) are staying at my house and are openly practicing their kink Oct 31st, 2020 Never 92 0 None -
UPDATE: My (30M) girlfriend (29F) is completely blind to her bad sense of humor and it’s ruining an otherwise perfect relationship Oct 30th, 2020 Never 166 0 None -
Help I(20F) catfished my boyfriends(22M) best friend by accident and now I think he’s in love with me Oct 29th, 2020 Never 2,560 0 None -
Should I(25F) still buy my boyfriend(27M) the PS5 despite his behavior? Oct 29th, 2020 Never 67 0 None -
My (29F) Husband (32M) Became Obsessed With Napoleon, and I Worry About His Mental Health Oct 27th, 2020 Never 2,569 0 None -
Because my dad (54M) slept with my brother's (23M) girlfriend now I (23F) have to choose between him and our mom (44F) Oct 26th, 2020 Never 2,752 0 None -
Would I (25 F) be an asshole for asking my friend (35 M) why he was physically overpowered by a nerd? Oct 25th, 2020 Never 1,616 0 None -
Pregnant with my landlord’s baby... I’m not sure how to tell him or his girlfriend Oct 24th, 2020 Never 2,386 0 None -
How do I [21M] convince my girlfriend [21F] that magic is not real and she is not a witch? Oct 24th, 2020 Never 1,924 0 None -
I hooked up with a girl and my dog ate her shoes, now she’s demanding I pay for them? Oct 23rd, 2020 Never 1,606 0 None -
My (25 M) roommates (same ages) are mad at me because I have been putting canned oysters in the breakfast smoothies, and they claim they didn't know. Oct 22nd, 2020 Never 1,476 0 None -
My (25F) coworker (40?M) told people that he was my son's (9mo) father Oct 21st, 2020 Never 1,254 0 None -
My boyfriend doesn't think I'm trustworthy anymore due to how I play a video game Oct 20th, 2020 Never 1,337 0 None -
I (F28) just found my husband’s (M32) word doc of the women he’s slept with. There’s more than he originally told me, and women after me. Oct 20th, 2020 Never 2,375 0 None -
My [52M] girlfriend [34F] of 15 years wants me to become a stay at home dad. Oct 19th, 2020 Never 1,676 0 None -
Is there a none-weird way to incorporate a used condom in our anniversary gift? Oct 19th, 2020 Never 104 0 None -
My (21F) boyfriend (28M) says he doesn't need to wipe after pooping because he has "good fiber intake" Oct 18th, 2020 Never 2,226 0 None -
My (31f) husband (20m) doesn't want to eat all of a sudden because I told him he was gaining weight. Is he overreacting? Oct 18th, 2020 Never 4,897 0 None -
My boyfriend howls during full moon Oct 17th, 2020 Never 60 0 None -
He knowingly peed in our closet drawer... Oct 16th, 2020 Never 894 0 None -
New roommate moved in today. We’re complete strangers. He stole something immediately but returned it when confronted. Wtf do I do? [m20s] Oct 15th, 2020 Never 72 0 None -
Update: My friend hit on a Taco Bell worker and then treated him like crap when he called her. I went to talk to him and it didn't go very well but I'm happy I made the effort. Oct 15th, 2020 Never 412 0 None -
28 y/o male trying to express boundaries to 1.5 y/o feline Oct 15th, 2020 Never 64 0 None -
My (24F) boyfriend (34M) has a stalker and he doesn’t see it as a big deal Oct 14th, 2020 Never 108 0 None -
Mysterious Jewelry Box Appears By Kitchen Sink. Contains Teeth of Multiple Species. Advice? Oct 14th, 2020 Never 995 0 None -
I (28m) met my neighbour (30f) during lockdown. We became best friends, but now things are a little messy Oct 11th, 2020 Never 156 0 None -
My (30M) girlfriend’s (29F) is completely blind to her bad sense of humor and it’s ruining an otherwise perfect relationship Oct 11th, 2020 Never 15,943 0 None -
Last night my friend hit on a worker at Taco Bell then treated him like shit when he actually called her. Would it be appropriate for me to go and apologize on her behalf? Or is that ripping the wound open? (Everyone about 20 in this) Oct 11th, 2020 Never 1,801 0 None -
My [31M] brother [34M] wants me to change my living room decoration because it offends him Oct 11th, 2020 Never 220 0 None -
I [22F] just found out that my roommate [24M] has been telling people that I’m his girlfriend Oct 10th, 2020 Never 1,730 0 None -
Me [24M] with my girlfriend [30F] sort of a year?, feeling a bit offended about my girlfriend asking me to stay at her place but sleep on the couch since her gay friend is over? Oct 9th, 2020 Never 922 0 None -
Me [24M] with my girlfriend [30F] sort of a year?, feeling a bit offended about my girlfriend asking me to stay at her place but sleep on the couch since her gay friend is over? Oct 9th, 2020 Never 79 0 None -
My (25F) husband (25M) is getting sadder and sadder the longer he works from home. How can I help? Oct 7th, 2020 Never 1,495 0 None -
Boyfriend (30m) stressed by how young I (20f) look. Oct 7th, 2020 Never 1,325 0 None -
I’m (36/m) in love with a married woman (27/f) and she feels the same way. How do we proceed? Oct 6th, 2020 Never 3,502 0 None -
How do I(21M) deal with not being super attracted to my girlfriend(22F)? Oct 5th, 2020 Never 1,505 0 None -
I told a woman the meaning of her daughters name and now everyone is upset with me Oct 4th, 2020 Never 8,337 0 None -
My wife (38F) is extremely resentful with how little I work (38M) Oct 3rd, 2020 Never 2,767 0 None -
My (M32) girlfriend (F33) doesn’t understand the zero times table. Should I leave her? Oct 3rd, 2020 Never 1,798 0 None -
My boyfriend says I cheated on him by getting a tattoo on my butt. Oct 2nd, 2020 Never 1,114 0 None -
My wife (38F) is extremely resentful with how little I work (38M) Oct 2nd, 2020 Never 286 0 None -
Husband had landscapers cut down all privacy trees and my favorite plants . Would you be mad? Oct 2nd, 2020 Never 1,518 0 None -
How do I(21M) deal with not being super attracted to my girlfriend(22F)? Oct 2nd, 2020 Never 94 0 None -
Boyfriend [31M] thinks he's a good photographer but he's not really Oct 1st, 2020 Never 66 0 None -
Boyfriend [31M] thinks he's a good photographer but he's not really Oct 1st, 2020 Never 1,516 0 None -
My (non-disabled) girlfriend thinks it's cute to park in the handicap spaces Oct 1st, 2020 Never 1,182 0 None -
My [23f] boyfriend [24m] keeps lying & telling people we have a baby Oct 1st, 2020 Never 1,112 0 None -
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