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How do I (27F) ask my gardener (50+M) to stop peeing on my citrus trees? Apr 25th, 2021 Never 285 0 None -
Just found out my(22F) boyfriend(24M) doesn't wash his dick for two weeks after Apr 24th, 2021 Never 378 0 None -
Thinking of breaking up with my gf because she wants to be a SAHDM Apr 23rd, 2021 Never 376 0 None -
Our 'therapist' (29M) asked if he could watch my girlfriend (26F) and I (26M) have sex. Apr 22nd, 2021 Never 592 0 None -
Boyfriend (27) wants me (32) to change my speaking voice Apr 21st, 2021 Never 60 0 None -
I think my [27M] friend [24F] tried to create a Hallmark Movie moment Apr 21st, 2021 Never 529 0 None -
My wife (45F) said she may never have unprotected sex with me (37 M) if I get the covid vaccine Apr 15th, 2021 Never 465 0 None -
Is siblings sleeping with the same person gross? Apr 15th, 2021 Never 336 0 None -
My husband impulsively pierced his own ear at work and he’s acting strange about it Apr 15th, 2021 Never 341 0 None -
My (27M) girlfriend (27F) suspects I'm cheating when I'm actually planning my proposal to her Apr 12th, 2021 Never 489 0 None -
My [34F] boyfriend [33M] of 1+ year claimed to be celibate and then cheated Apr 10th, 2021 Never 331 0 None -
[35/m] My friend (32/f) told her husband that her and i were having an affair Apr 10th, 2021 Never 485 0 None -
I (30m) Gave My Child The Same Name As My Ex's (30f) Child And People Won't Leave Me Alone Apr 9th, 2021 Never 360 0 None -
My boyfriend (21M) has hundreds of pics of my dad on his laptop. Apr 5th, 2021 Never 1,300 0 None -
My [25 M] Girlfriend [23 F] of 1 year has become obsessed Apr 4th, 2021 Never 393 0 None -
Boyfriend refuses to use soap, grease abounds Apr 4th, 2021 Never 377 0 None -
My boyfriend keeps asking me to do kegels Apr 3rd, 2021 Never 836 0 None -
I'm not gay but my new coworker is the most attractive person I've ever seen Apr 2nd, 2021 Never 63 0 None -
Me (32M) unsure how to explain prank of GF (30) brother a year ago. Apr 2nd, 2021 Never 360 0 None -
I [26M] just found out the car my gf [24F] bought me was with money men online have been giving her. Mar 31st, 2021 Never 388 0 None -
My [F27] boyfriend [M30] is a tub butt Mar 30th, 2021 Never 349 0 None -
My wife (35F) is a Police Officer and recently confessed to me that she had sex with someone. Mar 30th, 2021 Never 673 0 None -
My(M26) gf(F26) stopped talking to me after i called her one day old nephew"boiled potato" Mar 29th, 2021 Never 352 0 None -
I [23F] am in love with my dungeon master [22M] Mar 28th, 2021 Never 370 0 None -
Is it ok for me (19f) to ask out my former HS math teacher (26/27m) Mar 27th, 2021 Never 474 0 None -
I (25f) just found out my fiancé (27m) hooked up with my older sister (27f) when they were in HS. Mar 26th, 2021 Never 515 0 None -
First romantic weekend away with new boyfriend [24 M] and he sent me a spreadsheet Mar 24th, 2021 Never 588 0 None -
I (23f) just found out BF (24m) scratched “6ix9ine is god” in Hadrian’s Wall Mar 23rd, 2021 Never 431 0 None -
My GF (27F) gets upset when I (27M) take screenshots of her Mar 23rd, 2021 Never 287 0 None -
I(M18) deleted my little sisters(F11) game progress that took her 8 months to achieve Mar 22nd, 2021 Never 509 0 None -
UPDATE - My (27F) boyfriend (28M) is obsessed with my ex (27M). Mar 21st, 2021 Never 350 0 None -
My (37M) daughter (13F) just announced her stepdad (41M) was going to adopt her. Mar 20th, 2021 Never 369 0 None -
My shrink is becoming infamous in our town and I am not sure how to handle this Mar 19th, 2021 Never 326 0 None -
Feeling annoyed because I just drank my boyfriends pee. Mar 18th, 2021 Never 57 0 None -
My girlfriend owns a Confederate flag but she says she's just really into the civil war. Mar 16th, 2021 Never 436 0 None -
My girlfriend owns a Confederate flag but she says she's just really into the civil war. Mar 16th, 2021 Never 61 0 None -
My wife won't stop abusing my anus. Mar 15th, 2021 Never 100 0 None -
I (31M) made a grand gesture to save my future with the only woman I've ever loved (35F) Mar 14th, 2021 Never 456 0 None -
Hairdryer issues Mar 12th, 2021 Never 317 0 None -
Me [M22] and girlfriend [F22] got our friend [F25] pregnant during a threesome that went wrong Mar 12th, 2021 Never 395 0 None -
Godzilla is not a stupid monster! M23 F22 Mar 12th, 2021 Never 330 0 None -
My girlfriend told me she isn't a natural redhead and I'm considering breaking up with her Mar 10th, 2021 Never 636 0 None -
Husband (27M) and I (26F) agreed I'd be a SAHM because he made more. I got promoted Mar 9th, 2021 Never 338 0 None -
My (24M) girlfriend (23F) is annoyed and confused Mar 9th, 2021 Never 63 0 None -
My (21f) parents are refusing to go to my brother's (28m) wedding Mar 8th, 2021 Never 287 0 None -
UPDATE: I (25M, 'straight') and my ex gf's (41F) husband (37M, straight..? ) Mar 8th, 2021 Never 379 0 None -
I dont want to be the one to propose a second time after the first proposal was rejected. Mar 7th, 2021 Never 270 0 None -
I (24F) create adult content online under a pseudonym. An engaged, family friend (31M) found me. Mar 6th, 2021 Never 463 0 None -
My (35f) husband (30m) has a homemade porn video with his ex-wife (26f). He won’t delete it. Mar 5th, 2021 Never 442 0 None -
Boyfriend's (31M) dark views are causing me (43F) to rethink our relationship. Mar 4th, 2021 Never 407 0 None -
I (26M) read a letter my girlfriend's (26F) ex-BF (26?M) wrote to her Mar 3rd, 2021 Never 538 0 None -
I'm going against my husband's wishes Mar 2nd, 2021 Never 380 0 None -
My (27F) boyfriend (26M) is falling in love with his wife (25F) and I don’t know what to do. Mar 1st, 2021 Never 592 0 None -
My (22f) ex-husband's wife (my child's step mother) is BREASTFEEDING my child Feb 28th, 2021 Never 902 0 None -
Gf (22f) Thinks It's Funny To Send Me (21m) Flashing Images. I Have Epilepsy. Feb 27th, 2021 Never 593 0 None -
My (34f) boyfriend (31m) has a PHub account, today he posted a new video Feb 26th, 2021 Never 764 0 None -
My (25F) ex-fiancé (25M) took my ex-best friend’s (25F) virginity and moved her into our home. Feb 25th, 2021 Never 536 0 None -
I (M,32) am dating a girl (F,24) who simply acts too cold for me and I don't know how to handle her Feb 25th, 2021 Never 69 0 None -
My Husband [39M] knows about my [36F] 6 month long affair but hasn't told me. What can I do? Feb 24th, 2021 Never 992 0 None -
My (31F) husband (31M) joined the Proud Boys. I don't know how to reconcile this. Feb 23rd, 2021 Never 796 0 None -
My (30/F) husband’s (30/M) best friend (31/M) has been living with us for 2 months Feb 22nd, 2021 Never 412 0 None -
My (30/F) husband’s (30/M) best friend (31/M) has been living with us for 2 months Feb 22nd, 2021 Never 62 0 None -
My husband's mistress contacted me. She's pregnant. Feb 21st, 2021 Never 1,404 0 None -
Husband ditched me with the kids to pleasure himself Feb 20th, 2021 Never 561 0 None -
(UPDATE) My(m39) Wife(f37) is forcing our son(m12) to quit gymnastics Feb 17th, 2021 Never 396 0 None -
Loaned my gf $50 to organise a surprise for us for our anniversary and she gave me a fruit salad. Feb 16th, 2021 Never 407 0 None -
Girlfriend (30f) is breaking up with me (30m) because of my daughter (4f) what can I do? Feb 15th, 2021 Never 526 0 None -
I (25M, 'straight') and my ex gf's (41F) husband (37M, straight..? ) bonded Feb 13th, 2021 Never 986 0 None -
UPDATE: My (28F) BF (30M) is having some kind of meltdown after finding out my friend's (36F) age Feb 12th, 2021 Never 451 0 None -
My (43F) daughter (22F) begged my husband (45M) and I for money as she couldn't pay her rent. Feb 11th, 2021 Never 478 0 None -
How do I (30M) tell her (31F) the truth about my tattoo Feb 10th, 2021 Never 705 0 None -
My daughter (18F) confronted a woman (22) that turned out to be my husband's mistress. Jan 1st, 2021 Never 253 0 None -
My (33F) roommate (24M) has been peeing on my loofah. Dec 31st, 2020 Never 2,969 0 None -
My partner AND their family lied to me. Help? Dec 28th, 2020 Never 1,171 0 None -
My [30F] husband [30M] “can’t trust me” because I got him a PS5 Dec 25th, 2020 Never 1,889 0 None -
My (23F) boyfriend (24M) is hell-bent on telling children the truth about Santa Claus Dec 24th, 2020 Never 856 0 None -
My (25M) girlfriend (22F) claims she's a witch and curses me when we have an argument Dec 24th, 2020 Never 1,025 0 None -
I (28M) told my girlfriend I'd leave her for AOC. She left me. Dec 24th, 2020 Never 75 0 None -
My [25F] ex boyfriend [25M] is breaking into my apartment building to do free laundry, what should I do? Dec 23rd, 2020 Never 3,612 0 None -
My(34F) mother in law (60sF) steals my jokes. Dec 23rd, 2020 Never 727 0 None -
[oregon] I accidentally created an army of crow body guards. Am I liable if my murder attempts murder? Dec 22nd, 2020 Never 980 0 None -
I(23M) just found out my girlfriend(31F) of is married. I know what the right thing to do it, but I’m in love with her, and don’t know if I can end things. Dec 21st, 2020 Never 1,042 0 None -
I (33F) have been lying to my boyfriend (32M) about squirting during sex and now I’m in too deep and the truth is too embarrassing Dec 20th, 2020 Never 2,039 0 None -
LGBTQ “ally” coworker (late 30s F) seems weirdly threatened by my (28F) lesbian relationship Dec 19th, 2020 Never 1,008 0 None -
My (48F) husband (46M) was too cheap to have a dead cow hauled away and now we have a problem Dec 18th, 2020 Never 771 0 None -
I (28F) am unsure how to approach my friend (26M) (who I have a major crush on) after acting out drunkenly Dec 17th, 2020 Never 970 0 None -
Don’t know how to tell my sister (23f) her ex (25f) and I (27M) are gonna have a baby Dec 16th, 2020 Never 901 0 None -
My girlfriend (25f) really wants to go to a SeaWorld equivalent and I (23m) don't know how to tell her I don't want to support them for the way they treat animals Dec 15th, 2020 Never 601 0 None -
My parents bought my boyfriend the ugliest Christmas present Dec 14th, 2020 Never 832 0 None -
My (27F) stepsister (26F) won’t talk to me because of who I’m dating, and our parents are taking her side. Dec 13th, 2020 Never 63 0 None -
My boyfriend didn't know how "the pill" worked for me and thought I was pregnant. Now he needs space. Dec 13th, 2020 Never 1,564 0 None -
My [25F] boyfriend [28M] admitted he would cannibalize one of my body parts if the opportunity came about Dec 12th, 2020 Never 1,065 0 None -
I screwed up possibly the most important thing in my life.. is it over? My heart is shattered and my mind is numb, I ask you share yours Dec 10th, 2020 Never 948 0 None -
My (27F) boyfriend (28M) is obsessed with my ex (27M). Dec 9th, 2020 Never 1,207 0 None -
My (32M) girlfriend's (23F) family literally hates my guts because of the age difference? Dec 8th, 2020 Never 3,950 0 None -
I [20M] saw my stepdad [50M] eating a whole pineapple in the nude at 3 AM, and he’s telling me it didn’t happen. Dec 7th, 2020 Never 842 0 None -
My (M18) best friend (M19) is begging me to watch Naruto and won’t let up. Dec 7th, 2020 Never 920 0 None -
UPDATE: My brother-in-law is making claims that he 'knows my secret' and I don't understand Dec 6th, 2020 Never 124 0 None -
I (27F) don't even know anymore Dec 5th, 2020 Never 759 0 None -
PLEASE HELP! I accidentally just got a glass “butt plug” inside my rectal cavity while masturbating. How I do remove it? I took and enema and I’m currently waiting on the toilet. Dec 3rd, 2020 Never 4,391 0 None -
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