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My (24F) boyfriend (24) said that I’m not allowed to criticise slavery because I’m white-passing. He said that I would’ve lived a “comfortable life” under slavery. We argued and now he’s giving me the silent treatment. Aug 5th, 2020 Never 1,520 0 None -
How do I (22F) make my boyfriend (23M) understand that he can’t drop out of law school to be a full time podcaster. Aug 4th, 2020 Never 1,213 0 None -
My (24F) husband (25M) set up an ENTIRE Taco Bell dining booth in his office and is upset I want it gone Aug 3rd, 2020 Never 4,381 0 None -
UPDATE: I (38m) just found out that my brother (19m) has been perving on my wife (37f) Aug 3rd, 2020 Never 90 0 None -
My boyfriend (27f, 27m) catfished my best friend (28m) and led him on so he could expose his feelings for me. Aug 2nd, 2020 Never 2,225 0 None -
Financing a $80,000 cosmetic surgery Aug 2nd, 2020 Never 2,044 0 None -
Boyfriend (22m) admitted that he intentionally tries to make me (21f) angry sometimes because he thinks the “sex is better” when I’m pissed off. Aug 1st, 2020 Never 1,204 0 None -
My husband [m38] invites friends to our house every weekend and it’s driving me [f38] crazy Aug 1st, 2020 Never 54 0 None -
I(26M) found out my fiance's(30F) fan page account for a popular TV show on Twitter and Instagram. Unsure on how to Proceed. Aug 1st, 2020 Never 1,498 0 None -
My (20F) husband (21M) doesn’t fart at all. It kind of freaks me out. Should I ask him about it? Aug 1st, 2020 Never 1,296 0 None -
My(m21) gf(f23) obsession with Pokemon is embarassing me Jul 31st, 2020 Never 1,028 0 None -
I (24m) don't want to come off as weird to my apparent guardian angel (40m) Jul 30th, 2020 Never 1,268 0 None -
My (25F) boyfriend (25M) said he wanted me to look more like an anime girl. I thought he was joking so I told him I wanted him to look more like Henry Cavill and now he won’t talk to me. Jul 29th, 2020 Never 3,781 0 None -
I slept with my bf and my sister is mad. Jul 29th, 2020 Never 102 0 None -
My (24M) GF (25F) destroyed my favorite pair of jeans Jul 29th, 2020 Never 1,076 0 None -
My (F23) best friend's fiance (F22) is jealous of me and wants me out of his life. He broke off the engagement. How can I help reassure her and calm him down? Jul 29th, 2020 Never 75 0 None -
My boyfriend(m20) thinks I'm gaslighting him cos nothing comes out my boobs when I'm horny Jul 28th, 2020 Never 6,340 0 None -
My boyfriend (22) wants to breed reptiles and turn the 2nd bedroom into a reptile room in our 2 bedroom apartment. Jul 28th, 2020 Never 812 0 None -
I (38m) just found out that my brother (19m) has been perving on my wife (37f) Jul 27th, 2020 Never 5,879 0 None -
My (24F) Boyfriend (26M) Keeps Pranking Me, and I'm At My Breaking Point [NSFW] Jul 26th, 2020 Never 91 0 None -
My GF 31 burned my nether regions 34m and my brother in law saw me naked. I’m mortified, how do I move on from this? Jul 26th, 2020 Never 1,346 0 None -
My brother (M27) does not respect my decision to disown my mom (F67) Jul 25th, 2020 Never 2,538 0 None -
I (m22) am trying to tell my best friend (m22) of 4 years who much I value our friendship. Jul 24th, 2020 Never 56 0 None -
My [19M] coworker [25F] who hates me invited me over to have dinner and some drinks with her, why??! Jul 23rd, 2020 Never 5,355 0 None -
UPDATE: My (28f) best friend (29f) since birth gave me a bad reference for a job she told me to apply to. Jul 23rd, 2020 Never 105 0 None -
My (22F) boyfriend (27M) is afraid to wash his bellybutton. Jul 22nd, 2020 Never 1,345 0 None -
My (47m) Wife (50f) is a keyboard warrior and I hate it Jul 22nd, 2020 Never 66 0 None -
Wife(21) joined a Neo Nazi cult and cheated on me(27). Completely brainwashed. Powerless to do anything since borders are closed and we're long distance. Dark magic & spells involved. Jul 22nd, 2020 Never 86 0 None -
My (28f) best friend (29f) since birth gave me a bad reference for a job she told me to apply to Jul 21st, 2020 Never 2,555 0 None -
My best friend (24F) and I (24F) always make out when we're drunk, but we recently had sex and now I'm confused. What do I do? Jul 21st, 2020 Never 87 0 None -
I'm not allowed to be good at video games? Jul 20th, 2020 Never 4,704 0 None -
My (22M) vegan girlfriend (21F) wants me to get rid of my cat Jul 20th, 2020 Never 75 0 None -
I had to kick my girlfriend out of my house because she was scaring my brother. Jul 20th, 2020 Never 79 0 None -
My (F26) sister (F31) has befriended a fox and is letting him inside of her house Jul 19th, 2020 Never 1,949 0 None -
My (22F) boyfriend (24M) has left me to become a monk Jul 18th, 2020 Never 3,534 0 None -
My boyfriend's ex wrote a letter to me. I feel really strange and jealous even though it was a nice letter Jul 17th, 2020 Never 3,649 0 None -
My boyfriend isn’t okay with me being promiscuous in the past. Jul 17th, 2020 Never 2,384 0 None -
My (19M) mom (43F) asked my friend (18M) out, now none of us know what to do Jul 16th, 2020 Never 2,886 0 None -
My (27f) boyfriend (23m) tried to throw out our bed so he could play a video game Jul 16th, 2020 Never 2,252 0 None -
I want to break up with my (19F) boyfriend (20M) for excessive farting Jul 14th, 2020 Never 2,494 0 None -
My(24f) boyfriend(25m) loves blowjobs so much, i’m contemplating doing it bad to make him have less interest in it Jul 13th, 2020 Never 2,826 0 None -
My (25m) girlfriend (23f) has given names to almost every object in our home and it's straining our relationship Jul 13th, 2020 Never 2,712 0 None -
Confusion over porn friend (32m) who has become my (40m) regular friend Jul 12th, 2020 Never 3,075 0 None -
My [20s F] boyfriend [20s M] is awful at video games, how can I help him improve? Jul 12th, 2020 Never 58 0 None -
My [19F] boyfriend [19M] picked out all of the good fries and left me with the bad ones. I feel like that indicates he doesn’t care about me Jul 11th, 2020 Never 2,118 0 None -
I deliver food for uber eats once or twice a week and last week I delivered food to this cute girl. I wouldn't say there was anything too special to our encounter but there was definitely more than the average encounter. Hope that makes sense. Anyways, Jul 11th, 2020 Never 3,138 0 None -
My children absolutely hate that I make them workout. Jul 10th, 2020 Never 4,055 0 None -
My fiancé (25M) spent our entire savings (which we both were saving for our wedding and honeymoon) to buy a gaming pc. What's worse is that ever since he got the pc, he has totally ignored me (27F) he has absolutely forgotten that I even exist in his lif Jul 10th, 2020 Never 8,074 0 None -
My girlfriend [F24] of 3 years thinks I'm [M23] Jewish Jul 9th, 2020 Never 2,748 0 None -
Washing girlfriends undies? Jul 9th, 2020 Never 3,292 0 None -
UPDATE: My girlfriend told me she was with a friend, but that friend was with me picking out an engagement ring. How do I confront my girlfriend about her lie? Jul 2nd, 2020 Never 1,806 0 None -
What is the best way to get wife to talk about her past Jun 30th, 2020 Never 63 0 None -
My (30 F) boyfriend (28 M) told me is pursuing a "beanatarian" diet, in which he only eats beans, and gets angry when I say it isn't a healthy choice. Jun 29th, 2020 Never 3,934 0 None -
My [28F] boyfriend [27M] barks like a dog during sex. I’m finding it very off-putting and don’t know whether to end things? Jun 28th, 2020 Never 2,576 0 None -
My[32m] girlfriend [28f] doesn’t have social media and isn’t on her phone very much and it’s starting to wear on my patience. Jun 28th, 2020 Never 3,882 0 None -
My (24 F) boyfriend (30 M) keeps disappearing into the bathroom for an hour or more with a stick of butter and the butter is gone when he finally comes out. Jun 27th, 2020 Never 13,360 0 None -
Since divorcing my [48M] wife [49F] I’m being inundated with offers from gorgeous young women. What’s going on? Jun 23rd, 2020 Never 3,231 0 None -
My [22 F] boyfriend [24 M] asked me to take a pregnancy test, and I caught him drinking the pee? Jun 22nd, 2020 Never 5,668 0 None -
My [52m] wife [50f] needs a long time to get out of "mommy mode" and in the mood for intimacy. Jun 19th, 2020 Never 4,601 0 None -
My [33M] GF [29F] of 7 months told my son [3M] that we're getting married. We're not engaged. Jun 18th, 2020 Never 2,194 0 None -
My [33m] wife [32f] is set on adopting an African American child and stopped being intimate with me until I agree, this has been going on for over a month now. Jun 17th, 2020 Never 1,885 0 None -
Letting agent secretly living in my house? Jun 16th, 2020 Never 1,466 0 None -
My (29F) boyfriend (29M) Google stalked his female interns before they started to see if they were "Hot", am I overreacting ? Jun 13th, 2020 Never 2,363 0 None -
UPDATE: My (30M) Fiancée (29F) has discovered a new love of cooking and made me her unwilling sous chef Jun 12th, 2020 Never 1,061 0 None -
My [31M] new girl [26F] has a hobby I don't approve of. Jun 10th, 2020 Never 7,079 0 None -
My (30M) Fiancée (29F) has discovered a new love of cooking and made me her unwilling sous chef Jun 9th, 2020 Never 2,295 0 None -
Boyfriend (38M) goes sailing with his daughter (18F) and her friends (18Fs) Jun 6th, 2020 Never 3,783 0 None -
My Boyfriend (M24) doesn't understand why I'm (F19) afraid of fleas Jun 5th, 2020 Never 2,191 0 None -
I [M28] was seeing a girl [F22] who ended things with me, she now won't stop sending me memes! Jun 4th, 2020 Never 2,063 0 None -
My [30F] boyfriend [30M] doesn’t believe in modern medicine. Jun 3rd, 2020 Never 69 0 None -
I (26m) destroyed my gf's (24f) plants in a fit of rage and I think she may leave me Jun 1st, 2020 Never 24,469 2 None -
I (20F) Don't Know How To React To Husband (20M) Refusing To Go On Family Holiday May 31st, 2020 Never 3,737 0 None -
The Guy (29m) I'm (30f) dating keeps changing his name. May 25th, 2020 Never 2,373 0 None -
My [18M] really nosey neighbor [F] told my mom that I brought a woman [50sF] over to the house. How could I get her to stop being so involved? May 24th, 2020 Never 3,304 0 None -
My girlfriend (27F) is trying to start a commune with her family. I'm (27M) not supportive and she's not really listening? May 20th, 2020 Never 82 0 None -
I think my best friends fiancé proposed to her with a lab grown diamond and she doesn’t seem to know.. May 20th, 2020 Never 2,970 0 None -
Freshly cracked pepper is ruining my relationship May 17th, 2020 Never 1,225 0 None -
Boyfriend (M28) squats to shit and I think it's gross. May 14th, 2020 Never 2,278 0 None -
I [28f] don't know if The relationship my SO [31m] has with his sister [33f] is normal and if I can deal with it for the rest of my life. May 13th, 2020 Never 5,919 0 None -
I [28f] don't know if The relationship my SO [31m] has with his sister [33f] is normal and if I can deal with it for the rest of my life. May 13th, 2020 Never 73 0 None -
My (29F) bayoyfriend (25M) is writing a "breakout" song and it's terrible May 10th, 2020 Never 1,759 0 None -
My (35M) wife (27 F) is super cheap and it’s embarrassing. May 8th, 2020 Never 2,947 0 None -
Boyfriend is a habitual contrarian and it’s getting tiring. May 7th, 2020 Never 3,728 0 None -
I (25m) should an anime girl’s name during sex with my girlfriend (26F) May 6th, 2020 Never 2,399 0 None -
Being quarantined with my (21m) FWB (20f) has changed things between us immensely. I think I realized that I love her, but I almost feel that telling her after so long would be unfair. May 5th, 2020 Never 5,967 0 None -
Me (43M) and my wife (42F) chatted with our neighbour's son(22M) on Fetlife without knowing it was him and I think he knows it was us. We are so worried our secret is going to be revealed. What are we supposed to do? May 4th, 2020 Never 2,533 0 None -
My husband [M27] turned our living room into a farm May 1st, 2020 Never 1,549 0 None -
How could I [26F] ask my mom to not invite my ex best friend [29F] after she had a child with my little brother [19M]? Apr 30th, 2020 Never 1,846 0 None -
My gf [22] said that she would shave her head if I [23] grew out a mullet. I did, and she shaved her head, now we both aren't happy. Apr 27th, 2020 Never 3,323 0 None -
How do I tell my friend I don’t want to be an adult flower girl in her wedding? Apr 24th, 2020 Never 3,728 0 None -
My (23F) bf’s (25M) mom knows me better than he does, and I feel weird about it. Apr 21st, 2020 Never 1,338 0 None -
I (29m) have a confusing relationship with my roommate (30f) Apr 19th, 2020 Never 4,442 0 None -
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