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My (24F) boyfriend (24) said that I’m not allowed to criticise slavery because I’m white-passing. He said that I would’ve lived a “comfortable life” under slavery. We argued and now he’s giving me the silent treatment.	Aug 5th, 2020	Never	1,519	0	None	-
How do I (22F) make my boyfriend (23M) understand that he can’t drop out of law school to be a full time podcaster.	Aug 4th, 2020	Never	1,211	0	None	-
My (24F) husband (25M) set up an ENTIRE Taco Bell dining booth in his office and is upset I want it gone	Aug 3rd, 2020	Never	4,379	0	None	-
UPDATE: I (38m) just found out that my brother (19m) has been perving on my wife (37f)	Aug 3rd, 2020	Never	89	0	None	-
My boyfriend (27f, 27m) catfished my best friend (28m) and led him on so he could expose his feelings for me.	Aug 2nd, 2020	Never	2,222	0	None	-
Financing a $80,000 cosmetic surgery	Aug 2nd, 2020	Never	2,042	0	None	-
Boyfriend (22m) admitted that he intentionally tries to make me (21f) angry sometimes because he thinks the “sex is better” when I’m pissed off.	Aug 1st, 2020	Never	1,203	0	None	-
My husband [m38] invites friends to our house every weekend and it’s driving me [f38] crazy	Aug 1st, 2020	Never	52	0	None	-
I(26M) found out my fiance's(30F) fan page account for a popular TV show on Twitter and Instagram. Unsure on how to Proceed.	Aug 1st, 2020	Never	1,496	0	None	-
My (20F) husband (21M) doesn’t fart at all. It kind of freaks me out. Should I ask him about it?	Aug 1st, 2020	Never	1,293	0	None	-
My(m21) gf(f23) obsession with Pokemon is embarassing me	Jul 31st, 2020	Never	1,027	0	None	-
I (24m) don't want to come off as weird to my apparent guardian angel (40m)	Jul 30th, 2020	Never	1,267	0	None	-
My (25F) boyfriend (25M) said he wanted me to look more like an anime girl. I thought he was joking so I told him I wanted him to look more like Henry Cavill and now he won’t talk to me.	Jul 29th, 2020	Never	3,779	0	None	-
I slept with my bf and my sister is mad.	Jul 29th, 2020	Never	100	0	None	-
My (24M) GF (25F) destroyed my favorite pair of jeans	Jul 29th, 2020	Never	1,073	0	None	-
My (F23) best friend's fiance (F22) is jealous of me and wants me out of his life. He broke off the engagement. How can I help reassure her and calm him down?	Jul 29th, 2020	Never	74	0	None	-
My boyfriend(m20) thinks I'm gaslighting him cos nothing comes out my boobs when I'm horny	Jul 28th, 2020	Never	6,337	0	None	-
My boyfriend (22) wants to breed reptiles and turn the 2nd bedroom into a reptile room in our 2 bedroom apartment.	Jul 28th, 2020	Never	806	0	None	-
I (38m) just found out that my brother (19m) has been perving on my wife (37f)	Jul 27th, 2020	Never	5,877	0	None	-
My (24F) Boyfriend (26M) Keeps Pranking Me, and I'm At My Breaking Point [NSFW]	Jul 26th, 2020	Never	89	0	None	-
My GF 31 burned my nether regions 34m and my brother in law saw me naked. I’m mortified, how do I move on from this?	Jul 26th, 2020	Never	1,342	0	None	-
My brother (M27) does not respect my decision to disown my mom (F67)	Jul 25th, 2020	Never	2,537	0	None	-
I (m22) am trying to tell my best friend (m22) of 4 years who much I value our friendship.	Jul 24th, 2020	Never	56	0	None	-
My [19M] coworker [25F] who hates me invited me over to have dinner and some drinks with her, why??!	Jul 23rd, 2020	Never	5,352	0	None	-
UPDATE: My (28f) best friend (29f) since birth gave me a bad reference for a job she told me to apply to.	Jul 23rd, 2020	Never	102	0	None	-
My (22F) boyfriend (27M) is afraid to wash his bellybutton.	Jul 22nd, 2020	Never	1,341	0	None	-
My (47m) Wife (50f) is a keyboard warrior and I hate it	Jul 22nd, 2020	Never	63	0	None	-
Wife(21) joined a Neo Nazi cult and cheated on me(27). Completely brainwashed. Powerless to do anything since borders are closed and we're long distance. Dark magic & spells involved.	Jul 22nd, 2020	Never	84	0	None	-
My (28f) best friend (29f) since birth gave me a bad reference for a job she told me to apply to	Jul 21st, 2020	Never	2,554	0	None	-
My best friend (24F) and I (24F) always make out when we're drunk, but we recently had sex and now I'm confused. What do I do?	Jul 21st, 2020	Never	85	0	None	-
I'm not allowed to be good at video games?	Jul 20th, 2020	Never	4,703	0	None	-
My (22M) vegan girlfriend (21F) wants me to get rid of my cat	Jul 20th, 2020	Never	72	0	None	-
I had to kick my girlfriend out of my house because she was scaring my brother.	Jul 20th, 2020	Never	76	0	None	-
My (F26) sister (F31) has befriended a fox and is letting him inside of her house	Jul 19th, 2020	Never	1,949	0	None	-
My (22F) boyfriend (24M) has left me to become a monk	Jul 18th, 2020	Never	3,530	0	None	-
My boyfriend's ex wrote a letter to me. I feel really strange and jealous even though it was a nice letter	Jul 17th, 2020	Never	3,646	0	None	-
My boyfriend isn’t okay with me being promiscuous in the past.	Jul 17th, 2020	Never	2,379	0	None	-
My (19M) mom (43F) asked my friend (18M) out, now none of us know what to do	Jul 16th, 2020	Never	2,881	0	None	-
My (27f) boyfriend (23m) tried to throw out our bed so he could play a video game	Jul 16th, 2020	Never	2,250	0	None	-
I want to break up with my (19F) boyfriend (20M) for excessive farting	Jul 14th, 2020	Never	2,491	0	None	-
My(24f) boyfriend(25m) loves blowjobs so much, i’m contemplating doing it bad to make him have less interest in it	Jul 13th, 2020	Never	2,824	0	None	-
My (25m) girlfriend (23f) has given names to almost every object in our home and it's straining our relationship	Jul 13th, 2020	Never	2,712	0	None	-
Confusion over porn friend (32m) who has become my (40m) regular friend	Jul 12th, 2020	Never	3,072	0	None	-
My [20s F] boyfriend [20s M] is awful at video games, how can I help him improve?	Jul 12th, 2020	Never	55	0	None	-
My [19F] boyfriend [19M] picked out all of the good fries and left me with the bad ones. I feel like that indicates he doesn’t care about me	Jul 11th, 2020	Never	2,113	0	None	-
I deliver food for uber eats once or twice a week and last week I delivered food to this cute girl. I wouldn't say there was anything too special to our encounter but there was definitely more than the average encounter. Hope that makes sense. Anyways,	Jul 11th, 2020	Never	3,137	0	None	-
My children absolutely hate that I make them workout.	Jul 10th, 2020	Never	4,054	0	None	-
My fiancé (25M) spent our entire savings (which we both were saving for our wedding and honeymoon) to buy a gaming pc. What's worse is that ever since he got the pc, he has totally ignored me (27F) he has absolutely forgotten that I even exist in his lif	Jul 10th, 2020	Never	8,065	0	None	-
My girlfriend [F24] of 3 years thinks I'm [M23] Jewish	Jul 9th, 2020	Never	2,746	0	None	-
Washing girlfriends undies?	Jul 9th, 2020	Never	3,292	0	None	-
UPDATE: My girlfriend told me she was with a friend, but that friend was with me picking out an engagement ring. How do I confront my girlfriend about her lie?	Jul 2nd, 2020	Never	1,806	0	None	-
What is the best way to get wife to talk about her past	Jun 30th, 2020	Never	62	0	None	-
My (30 F) boyfriend (28 M) told me is pursuing a "beanatarian" diet, in which he only eats beans, and gets angry when I say it isn't a healthy choice.	Jun 29th, 2020	Never	3,932	0	None	-
My [28F] boyfriend [27M] barks like a dog during sex. I’m finding it very off-putting and don’t know whether to end things?	Jun 28th, 2020	Never	2,574	0	None	-
My[32m] girlfriend [28f] doesn’t have social media and isn’t on her phone very much and it’s starting to wear on my patience.	Jun 28th, 2020	Never	3,880	0	None	-
My (24 F) boyfriend (30 M) keeps disappearing into the bathroom for an hour or more with a stick of butter and the butter is gone when he finally comes out.	Jun 27th, 2020	Never	13,353	0	None	-
Since divorcing my [48M] wife [49F] I’m being inundated with offers from gorgeous young women. What’s going on?	Jun 23rd, 2020	Never	3,230	0	None	-
My [22 F] boyfriend [24 M] asked me to take a pregnancy test, and I caught him drinking the pee?	Jun 22nd, 2020	Never	5,666	0	None	-
My [52m] wife [50f] needs a long time to get out of "mommy mode" and in the mood for intimacy.	Jun 19th, 2020	Never	4,599	0	None	-
My [33M] GF [29F] of 7 months told my son [3M] that we're getting married. We're not engaged.	Jun 18th, 2020	Never	2,192	0	None	-
My [33m] wife [32f] is set on adopting an African American child and stopped being intimate with me until I agree, this has been going on for over a month now.	Jun 17th, 2020	Never	1,884	0	None	-
Letting agent secretly living in my house?	Jun 16th, 2020	Never	1,466	0	None	-
My (29F) boyfriend (29M) Google stalked his female interns before they started to see if they were "Hot", am I overreacting ?	Jun 13th, 2020	Never	2,361	0	None	-
UPDATE: My (30M) Fiancée (29F) has discovered a new love of cooking and made me her unwilling sous chef	Jun 12th, 2020	Never	1,056	0	None	-
My [31M] new girl [26F] has a hobby I don't approve of.	Jun 10th, 2020	Never	7,078	0	None	-
My (30M) Fiancée (29F) has discovered a new love of cooking and made me her unwilling sous chef	Jun 9th, 2020	Never	2,294	0	None	-
Boyfriend (38M) goes sailing with his daughter (18F) and her friends (18Fs)	Jun 6th, 2020	Never	3,780	0	None	-
My Boyfriend (M24) doesn't understand why I'm (F19) afraid of fleas	Jun 5th, 2020	Never	2,190	0	None	-
I [M28] was seeing a girl [F22] who ended things with me, she now won't stop sending me memes!	Jun 4th, 2020	Never	2,061	0	None	-
My [30F] boyfriend [30M] doesn’t believe in modern medicine.	Jun 3rd, 2020	Never	68	0	None	-
I (26m) destroyed my gf's (24f) plants in a fit of rage and I think she may leave me	Jun 1st, 2020	Never	24,453	2	None	-
I (20F) Don't Know How To React To Husband (20M) Refusing To Go On Family Holiday	May 31st, 2020	Never	3,735	0	None	-
The Guy (29m) I'm (30f) dating keeps changing his name.	May 25th, 2020	Never	2,370	0	None	-
My [18M] really nosey neighbor [F] told my mom that I brought a woman [50sF] over to the house. How could I get her to stop being so involved?	May 24th, 2020	Never	3,299	0	None	-
My girlfriend (27F) is trying to start a commune with her family. I'm (27M) not supportive and she's not really listening?	May 20th, 2020	Never	78	0	None	-
I think my best friends fiancé proposed to her with a lab grown diamond and she doesn’t seem to know..	May 20th, 2020	Never	2,966	0	None	-
Freshly cracked pepper is ruining my relationship	May 17th, 2020	Never	1,225	0	None	-
Boyfriend (M28) squats to shit and I think it's gross.	May 14th, 2020	Never	2,277	0	None	-
I [28f] don't know if The relationship my SO [31m] has with his sister [33f] is normal and if I can deal with it for the rest of my life.	May 13th, 2020	Never	5,917	0	None	-
I [28f] don't know if The relationship my SO [31m] has with his sister [33f] is normal and if I can deal with it for the rest of my life.	May 13th, 2020	Never	72	0	None	-
My (29F) bayoyfriend (25M) is writing a "breakout" song and it's terrible	May 10th, 2020	Never	1,755	0	None	-
My (35M) wife (27 F) is super cheap and it’s embarrassing.	May 8th, 2020	Never	2,947	0	None	-
Boyfriend is a habitual contrarian and it’s getting tiring.	May 7th, 2020	Never	3,726	0	None	-
I (25m) should an anime girl’s name during sex with my girlfriend (26F)	May 6th, 2020	Never	2,397	0	None	-
Being quarantined with my (21m) FWB (20f) has changed things between us immensely. I think I realized that I love her, but I almost feel that telling her after so long would be unfair.	May 5th, 2020	Never	5,962	0	None	-
Me (43M) and my wife (42F) chatted with our neighbour's son(22M) on Fetlife without knowing it was him and I think he knows it was us. We are so worried our secret is going to be revealed. What are we supposed to do?	May 4th, 2020	Never	2,529	0	None	-
My husband [M27] turned our living room into a farm	May 1st, 2020	Never	1,547	0	None	-
How could I [26F] ask my mom to not invite my ex best friend [29F] after she had a child with my little brother [19M]?	Apr 30th, 2020	Never	1,846	0	None	-
My gf [22] said that she would shave her head if I [23] grew out a mullet. I did, and she shaved her head, now we both aren't happy.	Apr 27th, 2020	Never	3,323	0	None	-
How do I tell my friend I don’t want to be an adult flower girl in her wedding?	Apr 24th, 2020	Never	3,727	0	None	-
My (23F) bf’s (25M) mom knows me better than he does, and I feel weird about it.	Apr 21st, 2020	Never	1,334	0	None	-
I (29m) have a confusing relationship with my roommate (30f)	Apr 19th, 2020	Never	4,440	0	None	-

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