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- Hi reddit, I am slightly frustrated and confused . I bought a bottle Of wine about two days ago. I (23f) went to grab a glass of wine while I was cooking dinner for my bf (21m) of 1 year in my small one bedroom apartment. I drink some of the wine and notice it has a funny taste....it’s pee.
- How did that pee get in the wine bottle you may ask? Well last night at about 1am I headed to bed and my already drunk boyfriend mentioned the bottle of wine in the fridge. I said no thank you I am going to bed. I also reminded him that he had to be awake at 7:30 am for class.
- So he decided to stay up until 6am, continue drinking last night and also ended up drinking the entire bottle of wine, then peed in the bottle of wine and set it on the kitchen counter.
- After waking him up in the morning I get up, walk into the kitchen and see the bottle of wine sitting out... I placed in the fridge...and fast forward to now, I decide I want a glass of wine while making dinner and I end up drinking it.
- Shortly after I drank his pee and I am continuing to cook us dinner he leaves to go to the bar with his buddies. He may or may not come back tonight. So I’m just sitting here kind of not sure wether to laugh or be mad...it’s weird yah know? On one hand it’s a funny/stupid mistake. I should have been more careful (this is not the first time he has peed in bottles) but On the other hand I live in a small one bedroom apartment, the toilet is not far and neither is the sink to dump out a bottle of pee. How do you think you would feel/react?
- Tl;dr: drank my boyfriends pee from a wine bottle on accident. Not sure how I’m feeling and just looking to rant I really appreciate that you read my post. Thank You!
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