According to my 4 year old there are boy trees and girl trees.

I dont know where to post this so im going to try here.

I have a 4 year old daughter and a 16 year old son. I saw my daughter yesterday way out in the back yard looking at the trees that border our property. i asked her what she is doing. She said daddy... how do you tell boy and girl trees apart?? I told her I did not think tress could be considered a boy or a girl, they are just trees. She informed me I was wrong because a lady is a grown up girl. I said yeah I know baby but what does that have to do with trees. She said Drew gives mommy lady wood every time he comes over. Mommy and Ms Brenda say Drew never fails to give them lady wood every time he cleans the pool. I want some lady wood to.. mommy and Ms Brenda talk about it all the time when Drew gives it to them. they must hide it because Ive looked everywhere for mommies.

I just said OH! Ok Baby.. We will have to talk to mommy about that when she gets home. She has to travel sometimes for work. My wife left to go out of town today not long after I got off work.. She is out of town until Thursday evening.

My daughters comments start me thinking.... Drew is our 17 year old pool boy. He is a kid that hangs out with our son.. My wife insisted we give him the pool boy job because he has to pay his insurance on his car his parents bought him. I did not want to give him or anyone the job because we have free labor at our house in our 16 year old son. He has been taking care of the pool for several years. Our son... my wifes son is 16. Drew is only 1 year older then ours son. I cant get my mind past thinking about how can she be attracted to someone our sons age??

Now this morning I am getting our 4 year old buckled up in her car seat to take her to day care and she is going bonkers over a fat stick of wood that looks to have a wash cloth wrapped around it. She wants me to hand it to her so I do and I ask her what it is.. She said its my Lady wood. I said what?? Then she showed me the lady woods dress.. the wash cloth wrapped around it.. the lady woods eyes and nose and lips drawn on the stick with red magic marker. she even attempted to put hair on it with cotton balls and glue. She said.. I couldnt find any lady wood so I made my own im gonna give it to mommy. I was floored with her creativity.. I told her she had to leave it in the car because she knows she can not take toys to day care. she was cool with that.