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There is hot cave man that lives in the woods near me and I am attracted to him.

Jan 25th, 2022
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  1. First of all this is not a shitpost even thought it 100% looks like it, throwaway because my mother knows my account. So let's start.
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  3. Ever since I was little, I would swear there is a man wild living in the forest near our very isolated mountain village, I would see him the distance in the woods, sometimes from my window sneaking in the village. These sighting would happen 2 to 3 years apart, other people would claim to have seen him too but most people just thought it was a myth or a legend for kids.
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  5. Well it is not a legend, 1 week ago in the dead of the night I saw him from my window stealing a dog and now that was my opportunity. I got dressed and run outside the house, I followed his tracks in the dead of the night, it was easy because of the snow, about 200 meters into the woods I found the dog, he had relised it, about 1 km into the woods he screamed "Who are you!", I said "me!" and he came out from behind a tree. Let's call him George.(Because thats him name)
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  7. George -Why are you following me?
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  9. Me-scared shitless I didn't respond
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  11. G-*screaming* WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?!!!
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  13. Me- BECAUSE YOU STOLE MY DOG (lie)
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  15. G- That's not your dog, that's "x"'s dog(he clearly spies on us)
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  17. Me- Well why do you need a dog?
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  19. G- None your business.
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  21. Me(beginning to realize that I am in the woods in the dead of a knight alone with essentially a beast that is screaming at me)- I should go.
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  23. G- Go!
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  25. That was the first encounter, but I wanted more, it was like a I had found a big secret noone else knows about. and the satisfaction for being right all these years, (first interaction at 8-10 know I am 18)
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  27. So the next day I went back to that place tracked him and found him again, now eating root, and he was much more friendly but clearly angry for me finding his spot. I continued to visit him for every single day basically for 6 days now and we have talked a lot, I learned that: He is 29, he lives in the forest since he was 19, his family knows about it but noone else, he sometimes steals items from us like tools or food or clothes, sometimes because we are a close community and dont lock doors he steals toothpastes and dental care products, this is not something that he has admitted but judging from his teeth(and random toothpaste disappearances being a joke in the community) they look good for someone living in the forest for 10 years. Now on his attractiveness, he is completly ripped like 0 bodyfat, hairy and older looking exactly the masculine kind of type I am into, to me he is a 10/10 both in looks and mannerisms. We have come kind of close, natural for him if he basically never speaks to anyone. Our last date the topic for sex came up and how I never had sex and noone would want to have sex with me and he said "Well I am here if you need me".
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  29. Wow, that was yesterday and I think about it every minute, I mean I am very flattered, noone has told me he finds me attractive before. I kind of want to have sex with him now, I think he is hot.
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  31. Bad things:
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  33. -He is an animal
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  35. -He is a dog thief
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  37. -He is a regular thief
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  39. -He spies on people from inside the forest
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  41. -He broke into my house some years ago and stole clothes(he admited to it)
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  43. -He is 11 years older than me
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  45. Good things:
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  47. -He is hot
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  49. -He is an animals(thats hot)
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  51. -He is badass(thats hot too)
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  53. Do you think I should go for it or am I in danger?
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