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AITA for telling my aunt her new kitten looked like a scrotum?

Aug 1st, 2023
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  1. My mom and I were visiting my uncle and his family yesterday.
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  3. My aunt just got a baby Sphinx cat. It is pink, hairless, and wrinkled.
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  5. She was going on and on about how beautiful it was.
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  7. I will be clear, it is a very cute kitten. I however think that expensive pets are a waste and that she could have adopted a rescue.
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  9. When we were having dinner she was sitting with the kitten in her lap still going on about it.
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  11. My uncle was rolling his eyes and my cousins were obviously getting tired of this as well.
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  13. When she asked me for the tenth time how cute I thought it was I told her it kind of looked like a scrotum.
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  15. My uncle laughed so hard he spit food all over the table. My one cousin also laughed but his little sister kept asking what a scrotum was.
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  17. At home my mom told me I was an asshole for using that word at the dinner table.
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  19. I stand by my comparison.
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