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- My mom and I were visiting my uncle and his family yesterday.
- My aunt just got a baby Sphinx cat. It is pink, hairless, and wrinkled.
- She was going on and on about how beautiful it was.
- I will be clear, it is a very cute kitten. I however think that expensive pets are a waste and that she could have adopted a rescue.
- When we were having dinner she was sitting with the kitten in her lap still going on about it.
- My uncle was rolling his eyes and my cousins were obviously getting tired of this as well.
- When she asked me for the tenth time how cute I thought it was I told her it kind of looked like a scrotum.
- My uncle laughed so hard he spit food all over the table. My one cousin also laughed but his little sister kept asking what a scrotum was.
- At home my mom told me I was an asshole for using that word at the dinner table.
- I stand by my comparison.
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