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Shower Thought 2020-03-31 17:20:42 Mar 31st, 2020 Never 37 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-31 16:36:29 Mar 31st, 2020 Never 91 0 None -
A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: "You must be single." Mar 31st, 2020 Never 127 0 None -
Copypasta: The Truth Mar 31st, 2020 Never 107 0 None -
A kid walks into a whore house carrying a dead frog.. Mar 31st, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
What side of history WAS Hitler on? Mar 31st, 2020 Never 99 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-31 12:34:33 Mar 31st, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-31 12:01:02 Mar 31st, 2020 Never 93 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-31 11:05:54 Mar 31st, 2020 Never 36 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-31 10:09:00 Mar 31st, 2020 Never 111 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-31 09:11:56 Mar 31st, 2020 Never 96 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-31 08:35:29 Mar 31st, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
TIFU by eating leftovers filled with maggots (with pic) Mar 31st, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-31 07:17:58 Mar 31st, 2020 Never 105 0 None -
TIFU Mar 31st, 2020 Never 121 0 None -
Copypasta: Help me farm 6000 karma points so I can redeem Doom Eternal Mar 30th, 2020 Never 127 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-31 04:38:07 Mar 30th, 2020 Never 38 0 None -
TIFU by thinking I had a supernatural ability. Mar 30th, 2020 Never 188 0 None -
Copypasta: You know Paris, France? Mar 30th, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-31 02:16:05 Mar 30th, 2020 Never 37 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-31 01:32:32 Mar 30th, 2020 Never 33 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-31 00:44:46 Mar 30th, 2020 Never 89 0 None -
Copypasta: 9,394,458,324,854,945,697,543,956,904,432,943,694,932,934 in word form Mar 30th, 2020 Never 86 0 None -
Copypasta: interesting fact about Vaporeon Mar 30th, 2020 Never 3,483 0 None -
TIFU by making a joke of someone’s dead dog Mar 30th, 2020 Never 105 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-30 21:07:50 Mar 30th, 2020 Never 98 0 None -
What's the difference between my wife and egg whites Mar 30th, 2020 Never 77 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-30 19:49:23 Mar 30th, 2020 Never 90 0 None -
Copypasta: IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS NOW. WE'RE TRYING A NEW TECHNIQUE. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MESSAGE WILL END UP IN YOUR DREAM, BUT WE HOPE WE'RE GETTING THROUGH. Mar 30th, 2020 Never 304 0 None -
How do you turn a snake into a legless lizard? Mar 30th, 2020 Never 83 0 None -
Copypasta: Weed drinker Mar 30th, 2020 Never 95 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-30 16:50:45 Mar 30th, 2020 Never 100 0 None -
Copypasta: The typical idubbbz fan Mar 30th, 2020 Never 28 0 None -
TIFU by sending a dick pic to everyone in my husbands very conservative family. Mar 30th, 2020 Never 52 0 None -
Copypasta: Found this on instagram Mar 30th, 2020 Never 129 0 None -
A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. Mar 30th, 2020 Never 46 0 None -
TIFU by ignoring an odd feeling in my testicles Mar 30th, 2020 Never 39 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-30 12:17:59 Mar 30th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-30 11:35:28 Mar 30th, 2020 Never 118 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-30 10:58:57 Mar 30th, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
TIFU by masturbating in a condom. Mar 30th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-30 09:51:59 Mar 30th, 2020 Never 79 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-30 08:58:10 Mar 30th, 2020 Never 137 0 None -
TIFU by accidentally drinking hydrogen peroxide Mar 30th, 2020 Never 37 0 None -
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? Mar 30th, 2020 Never 114 0 None -
Copypasta: His name is tony Mar 30th, 2020 Never 109 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-30 05:53:48 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 41 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-30 05:17:00 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 135 0 None -
Copypasta: gorilla CocK Mar 29th, 2020 Never 368 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-30 03:47:50 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 123 0 None -
Copypasta: Can Gru's dickslap crush a human skull? An analysis Mar 29th, 2020 Never 187 0 None -
Copypasta: The entire "Fuck You Baltimore" Commercial, Transcripted by Me Mar 29th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-30 01:50:38 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 36 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-30 01:16:20 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 98 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-30 00:19:17 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 126 0 None -
Copypasta: Chair Mar 29th, 2020 Never 96 0 None -
TIFU by losing my gerbil during a Zoom meeting Mar 29th, 2020 Never 138 0 None -
Copypasta: Consider yourself #blocked Mar 29th, 2020 Never 115 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-29 21:10:50 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 40 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-29 20:32:25 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 69 0 None -
Copypasta: FREE BUBBLEWRAP Mar 29th, 2020 Never 37 0 None -
I have difficulty washing the cum stains from my underwear. Mar 29th, 2020 Never 127 0 None -
Copypasta: God my school mascot is so hot Mar 29th, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
TIFU by going indoor skydiving Mar 29th, 2020 Never 1,056 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-29 17:04:56 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 35 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-29 16:08:34 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 40 0 None -
Copypasta: Quick! Let’s switch to the metric system while schools out! Now’s our chance! Mar 29th, 2020 Never 37 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-29 14:44:16 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 111 0 None -
TIFU by getting myself knocked up Mar 29th, 2020 Never 458 0 None -
My girlfriend is like the coronavirus Mar 29th, 2020 Never 109 0 None -
Copypasta: How to fuck your mom during the quarantine Mar 29th, 2020 Never 31 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-29 11:42:59 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 36 0 None -
TIFU by smoking weed when i was extremely drunk Mar 29th, 2020 Never 233 0 None -
TIFU by bricking a phone screen and calling 911 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 459 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-29 09:17:58 Mar 29th, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
Copypasta: Cartoon Network signing off Mar 29th, 2020 Never 193 0 None -
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters. Mar 29th, 2020 Never 142 0 None -
The boss caught an employee drinking at work. Mar 29th, 2020 Never 109 0 None -
What do sprinters eat before a race? Mar 29th, 2020 Never 104 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-29 05:26:14 Mar 28th, 2020 Never 37 0 None -
TIFU while trying to introduce my girlfriend to hentai Mar 28th, 2020 Never 143 0 None -
My favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandmother Mar 28th, 2020 Never 151 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-29 03:00:45 Mar 28th, 2020 Never 156 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-29 02:09:24 Mar 28th, 2020 Never 115 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-29 00:28:59 Mar 28th, 2020 Never 79 0 None -
TIFU by leaving a painting and a puppy in the same room Mar 28th, 2020 Never 121 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-28 22:55:09 Mar 28th, 2020 Never 36 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-28 10:38:52 Mar 28th, 2020 Never 120 0 None -
White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... Mar 28th, 2020 Never 81 0 None -
How to Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? Mar 28th, 2020 Never 128 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-28 08:06:18 Mar 28th, 2020 Never 154 0 None -
TIFU by adopting a kitten [NSFW] Mar 28th, 2020 Never 45 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-28 06:33:28 Mar 28th, 2020 Never 37 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-28 05:38:15 Mar 28th, 2020 Never 119 0 None -
my son is a male trapped in a female body Mar 27th, 2020 Never 132 0 None -
I just asked the wife to get into her nurses uniform. Mar 27th, 2020 Never 132 0 None -
TIFU by accidentally drugging my husband Mar 27th, 2020 Never 186 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-28 02:32:57 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 92 0 None -
Copypasta: It's difficult being a classical musician Mar 27th, 2020 Never 37 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-28 00:42:21 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 46 0 None -
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