TIFU by getting myself knocked up

These last three weeks the society has been in lockdown because of the corona virus. Being stuck at home has up to this point been ok, the kids have been getting along just fine, and me and my husband  have enjoyed eachothers company. We still do, but last night we enjoyed eachothers company reeeal good. I was watching some costume drama on Netflix, and the sight of the bare naked ass of some scottish highlander got the best of me, I suppose. Well, so anyway, I signalled to my husband that I needed some hankypanky. Turns out he wasn't turned off by the idea to say the least. We have had a dry spell for some weeks, so I'm guessing he was needing it just as much as I did.

The sex was good. Oh my. I did not want it to end, I needed more, I needed it to last, and I really wanted to feel him throbbing inside of me. That led me to asking him not to pull out. He said something along the lines of 'we can't do that?!', but I persisted, and he was very easily persuaded. So, he came inside me. Twice.

When the post-sex clarity sunk in, I realised I'm most likely very fertile at this moment of my cycle. Fuuuck.

We are thinking of having another child some time in the future, and it would normally not be a crisis if I were to get pregnant a bit sooner than expected. We both think condoms are a bit of a mood kill (and as parents of young kids we are actively avoiding any mood kills, as the occurrence of this sort of mood in both of us at the same time is quite a rare finding), so we usually just go with the pulling out method. But, in the midst of a ongoing pandemic, I'm not comfortable being pregnant. Not to mention, my husband is really not ready for another kid at this moment, it turns out. On top of that, If I were to conceive now,  the kid would be due around Christmas. Bad timing.

So, first thing in the morning, I have to go to the pharmacy (the gossip central of this town) to buy a morning after pill. Me, a grown ass woman, with a respectable job, family and all that, has to go out during society lockdown to buy myself a morning after pill after getting a bit to randy after watching some costume drama.

I never had a walk of shame before, but I reckon this would be my equivalent of one.




Tl;dr: Got a bit carried away, had unprotected sex with my husband while most likely being in the fertile window of my cycle. Now I have to go out and to the pharmacy (where everyone knows who I am) during society lockdown to buy a morning after pill.

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